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    MAFI NAMA
    AGER
    MERE
    SMS
    SE
    AP
    PARESHAN
    YA
    GUSSA
    HO
    TO
    BILA
    JHIJAK
    APNE
    MOBILE
    KO
    KACHRE
    K
    DABBE
    MAIN
    PHAINK
    DAIN!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!
    !!!!!!
    !!!!!!
    NA
    RAHEGA
    PHONE!!!!!!!
    !
    NA
    BAJE
    GI
    MSG TONE!!!!

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    Thapar marnay par naraz biwi ko hubby bola
    ..Admi usay marta hai jisay pyar karta hai......
    biwi ne pati ko 2 mary or boli .....ap ki samjhtay hai k mai apsay pyr nahi karti .

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    Aik sardar sharab pitay hue ro raha tha
    SHARAB WALA: ku ro rahay ho bhai ...
    SARDAR: mai jis larki ka nam bhulana chata hoo us ka nam yad hi nai araha ......

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    U r a GHONCHU :-
    G=reat
    H=ot
    O=ne in Million
    N=aughty
    C=ute
    H=umble
    U=nique.
    Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...

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    no matter how d sky is,

    hw deep da ocean is,

    hw strong d wind is,

    hw wide d river is,

    i just wana tell u dat......



    " its none ov ur bussiness:zuban:

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    SHABASH

    VERY GOOD kal hum 123.... perhangae
    ---------------------------
    A man kills DEER (Hiran)
    & cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
    He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)

    Son screams "koi mat khana
    "KUTTA HAI" hai na

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    Jane Anjanay
    Mein
    Agar
    Maine
    Aap ka
    Dil
    Dhukaya
    H0
    Kabhi
    Tang
    Keya
    Ho
    Matamizi ki
    Ho
    Uz
    k
    liye
    aapse
    jo
    Hosakta
    Hai
    Karlo
    Main
    Sudhernay
    Walon
    main se Nahi.....

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  • #2
    Re: Short messgaes

    kya sach baat ki hai aap ne
    aap haqiqat mein sudharney walo mein se nahi hai
    :khi:
    :rose Refreshing_breeze :rose

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    • #3
      Re: Short messgaes

      Originally posted by refreshing_breeze View Post
      kya sach baat ki hai aap ne
      aap haqiqat mein sudharney walo mein se nahi hai
      :khi:
      ab iss age main kya sudhrain g, to apa hi sudher jao:zuban:

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      • #4
        Re: Short messgaes

        hum Allah ke fazal se sudhre hue hi hai
        aur bigrey hue ko khub sudharna ata hai.
        :rose Refreshing_breeze :rose

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        • #5
          Re: Short messgaes

          Originally posted by refreshing_breeze View Post
          hum Allah ke fazal se sudhre hue hi hai
          aur bigrey hue ko khub sudharna ata hai.
          Sudhre hau hian woh mujeh lag bhi raha hai, or jiss tarah aap sudhar rahe ho waise hi aap ko sudhara gaya tha, but zaroori nahi keh sab aise hi sudhrain, kuch log masoom bhi hota hian woh aaram se bhi samjh jate hian,lol, to yeh jiss tarah aap en sudharana hai iss kisam ki dose aap ko kitna arse baad milti hai takeh aap sudhri hi rahain:zuban:

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          • #6
            Re: Short messgaes

            :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

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            • #7
              Re: Short messgaes

              :d

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              • #8
                Re: Short messgaes

                :kr:

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                • #9
                  Re: Short messgaes

                  Hahahahaha :hehe:
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