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[*Hala*]

Asalam o Alikum WR WB:rose




Tu iss month ka topic hai Doctor and Patient.



Be happy :phool:

[*Hala*]

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Patient: how much do u charge for pulling a thoot?
Doctor: fifty dollars
Patient: Fifty dollars for only a few second work?


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Doctor: Do u have any aches or pains?



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P : I have got pain in my right leg.

P: strange!! So for as I know both the legs are of the same age.

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I saw a doctor u told me to see.
Did u tell him I sent u?
Yes.. I did
What, did he say?
He asked me to pay in advance!!

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P: how much for eyes operation?
Dr: 200Rs in advance
P: why in advance


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Q: why are doctors and lawyers never perfect?
A: bcoz they are always practicing.

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Dr: I regret to say that the cheque u gave me last week has come back.
P: So has my fever.

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[fari]

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:kr: :kr: :kr: nice jokes Hala jee

[Mrs.Khan]

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:hehe: :hehe: Zabar10

[fari]

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Assalam-o-Alikum:salam:

some jokes from Fari:wk

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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."

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:kr:
Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
Doctor:"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."

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:khi:
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

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Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!
Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me


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Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."

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[Mrs.Khan]

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