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    Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
    dekhta rehta hay."

    Sardar"yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."



    Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
    Guess
    what---To avoid side effect!!!

    Sardar ke bagh mein bahut say darakht they .Sardar ne naukar se kaha
    pedho ko pani dal.Naukar nay kaha "sahib barish ho rahi hai".sardar : abe chatri le ke dal na".


    Man:sardarji where were u born? sardarji: punjab. man: which part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".


    Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "

    Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".


    Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
    entrance exam.


    Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
    for a swimming pool.
    Banta: give him a glass of water.


    Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
    Banta: really what is he studying?
    santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
    Last edited by *Rida*; 3 September 2006, 19:27.
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    Re: *Sardar jiiiiiiiii*

    haha nice joke rida jee
    Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
    Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
    Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
    Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

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    • #3
      Re: *Sardar jiiiiiiiii*

      So funny Sardar jeeeeeeeee...

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      • #4
        Re: *Sardar jiiiiiiiii*

        bohot ache jokes hai.........:kr: :kr:
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        • #5
          Re: *Sardar jiiiiiiiii*

          uff ye sardar bhi na:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
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