*Time tO lOugh*

[*Rida*]

:salam:

Time To LAUGH

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!!

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

[*Rida*]

Re: *Time tO lOugh*

fter returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

[sheem]

Re: *Time tO lOugh*

:kr: :kr: :kr:

superb :kr:

[Wafa]

Re: *Time tO lOugh*

very nice.......:kr: :kr: :kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: *Time tO lOugh*

:kr: :kr: ye log wakaeey khiskay hotay hain