Aurat Nama

[Masood]

Auratein badi masoom hoti hain, baqol unkey :p.... aik larki apni naani key haan chhutiyaan per gaii, nani amman ney kaha bachi thaki ho naha lo, baalon mein bhi khuski nazar aa rahi hai, inhein achhi tarha shampoo bhi kar lena aur phir khana khaa ker aaram kar lena. Larki nahaney key liye chali gaii jab wapis aai to nani amman ney pooch kya tum ney balon mein shampoo nahin kiya? to boli keh "nano shampoo kaisi karti, shampoo ki bottle per likha hai KHUSHK BALON KEY LIYE aur merey baal to geeley they" :D :D :D :D

Lekin sahib auratein waqiye bechar qabil-e-reham hain. Aik mard ney raat sotey huwey apni bivi ko kaha "begum zara JANWARON key doctor ko phone karo gi meri tabiyat bohat kharab hai" - bivi ji ko reham aata hai aur kehti hai keh kyun na main asli insano key doctor ko phone karoon? - to mard bolta hai " dekho begum main gadhon ki tarha kaam karta hoon, tumhara mujh sey kuton jaisa salook karti hai, ham janwaron ki tarha rehtey hain aur bed mein tumharey jaisi ELEPHANT hoti hai to mujhey janwron key doctor hi ki zaroorat hai"

[mahek]

Re: Aurat Nama

:tauba :na:

[fari]

Re: Aurat Nama

Auratein badi masoom hoti hain, baqol unkey :p.... aik larki apni naani key haan chhutiyaan per gaii, nani amman ney kaha bachi thaki ho naha lo, baalon mein bhi khuski nazar aa rahi hai, inhein achhi tarha shampoo bhi kar lena aur phir khana khaa ker aaram kar lena. Larki nahaney key liye chali gaii jab wapis aai to nani amman ney pooch kya tum ney balon mein shampoo nahin kiya? to boli keh "nano shampoo kaisi karti, shampoo ki bottle per likha hai KHUSHK BALON KEY LIYE aur merey baal to geeley they" :D :D :D :D

Lekin sahib auratein waqiye bechar qabil-e-reham hain. Aik mard ney raat sotey huwey apni bivi ko kaha "begum zara JANWARON key doctor ko phone karo gi meri tabiyat bohat kharab hai" - bivi ji ko reham aata hai aur kehti hai keh kyun na main asli insano key doctor ko phone karoon? - to mard bolta hai " dekho begum main gadhon ki tarha kaam karta hoon, tumhara mujh sey kuton jaisa salook karti hai, ham janwaron ki tarha rehtey hain aur bed mein tumharey jaisi ELEPHANT hoti hai to mujhey janwron key doctor hi ki zaroorat hai"

Mujha ap hi halat per tars arha ha .:tasali: ............kiya abb tak app ko koi Janwaron ka doctor ka pas nahi la kar giya:donno:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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:tauba :tauba :tauba
gadha (donkey) gadhay jessay hee kaam karay ga na. phit baycharee bv per fazool mein baras raha tha wo....

aur bivi ko elephant kehnayu walay khud dinosuars hotay hain ....:zuban: :lpop:

[fari]

Re: Aurat Nama

:tauba :tauba :tauba
gadha (donkey) gadhay jessay hee kaam karay ga na. phit baycharee bv per fazool mein baras raha tha wo....

aur bivi ko elephant kehnayu walay khud dinosuars hotay hain ....:zuban: :lpop:

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[mahek]

Re: Aurat Nama

:tauba :tauba :tauba
gadha (donkey) gadhay jessay hee kaam karay ga na. phit baycharee bv per fazool mein baras raha tha wo....

aur bivi ko elephant kehnayu walay khud dinosuars hotay hain ....:zuban: :lpop:

[vagabond]

Re: Aurat Nama

dont mess with them

[D@y W@lk3r]

Re: Aurat Nama

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha ha
yaar masood bachyaa jal gay... balkay tapi tapi ho rahi hain...dhukhti rag par is terha foot mat rakha karo.............................................. ...............

[Muhammad Zaheen]

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Bat to such hai magar bat hai ruswai ki

[Muhammad Khalil]

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Gret Gee