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*GERMS*
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called ?
Student : I don't know.
Teacher : They are called Turks , now What are the people of Germany called ?
Student : They are called Germs.
*NEVER MESS WITH CHILDREN*
A class teacher of Primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the children.
One student asked " Mam why did you braught that camera ?
The teacher exclaimed and said " To have our some group photos,so that,
And when you people grown up , these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawyer and this is Rick he is a Doctor now this is Maria she is a Journalist now".
Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "This is our class teacher she is dead now".
*STUPID*
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying," Everyone who thinks you're stupid,stand up!"
After a few seconds,little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're Stupid,Santa?"
Santa replied," No Mam,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself !"
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called ?
Student : I don't know.
Teacher : They are called Turks , now What are the people of Germany called ?
Student : They are called Germs.
*NEVER MESS WITH CHILDREN*
A class teacher of Primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the children.
One student asked " Mam why did you braught that camera ?
The teacher exclaimed and said " To have our some group photos,so that,
And when you people grown up , these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawyer and this is Rick he is a Doctor now this is Maria she is a Journalist now".
Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "This is our class teacher she is dead now".
*STUPID*
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying," Everyone who thinks you're stupid,stand up!"
After a few seconds,little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're Stupid,Santa?"
Santa replied," No Mam,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself !"
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