~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

[shehroz_khatri]

Assalamoalaikum,
Mr.Bean Ki Tafreehian

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1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7) Mr. Bean:

(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Regards,
Shehroz_khatri

[Muhammad Khalil]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

theek kaha hay

Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai

[*Hala*]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

yah mr. bean to akhir mr.bean hai ...nice one:rose

[shy]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

kabhi kabhi dekhti hun mr bean ke prog,acha eh sometime over lagta he:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

ager yeh ziada mazaihiye hota to mein huns bhi sakta tha

[shehroz_khatri]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

pasand karne ka shukriya ap sab ka

[*Rida*]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

:hehe:

[shehroz_khatri]

Re: ~* Mr. Bean to Akhir Mr. Bean hi hai *~

:p