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have just received these funny statements.thought mught share here :)
Believe it or not, I am quoting somebody whose job is factually on a computer help desk in a residential + commercial building. Its odd but he swears it really happened!!
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Computer help service...
Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Help desk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
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Help desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Help desk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Help desk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it
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Believe it or not, I am quoting somebody whose job is factually on a computer help desk in a residential + commercial building. Its odd but he swears it really happened!!
******
Computer help service...
Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
******
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Help desk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
******
Help desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
******
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
*******
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Help desk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Help desk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it
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