**Sardar Jee**

[*Rida*]

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

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2. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the Teacher erases the board.

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5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

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6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper NE Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll Drink poison n let lion eat me.

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9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & Said "My MobileNo.
Has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

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11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Love letter to Her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

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12. What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

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13. Santa: That Cow is a Lovely Colour,
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!! -->

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14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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[Hamsafar]

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[F-A-L-A-K]

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[sheem]

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[aik_lerki]

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['SamRazi']

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:kr: :kr: :kr: Hadth hoti hai