~@~ Topic of the Month - Bachon ke jocks~@~

['SamRazi']

[fari]

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:lol :lol :lol mazay ka ha:wink

[Khushi]

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great..

[Khushi]

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INNOVATIVE EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK




I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.

I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.

My little sister ate it.


A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

[Masood]

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Kuchh bachon key lateefey...

[fari]

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:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: bohat funny ha khas kar kay pehla aur akhri:kr: :kr:

['SamRazi']

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Ek baar ek jin kebachey ko shararat soojhi, to bachon ko daraney bahir nikal aaya ........
Ek bahcey ne masoomiyat se poocha: "Tum kon ho" ????
To woh kehney laga : "Jin ka bacha hoon"
Bachey ne foran kaha : "Acha to masjid mei tumhara hi ailan ho raha tha ke jin ka bacha hai aa ker lai jayein" :hehe:

[*Rida*]

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:kr:

saray hi achay hain

[sheem]

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:kr: :kr: :kr:

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Ek baar ek jin kebachey ko shararat soojhi, to bachon ko daraney bahir nikal aaya ........
Ek bahcey ne masoomiyat se poocha: "Tum kon ho" ????
To woh kehney laga : "Jin ka bacha hoon"
Bachey ne foran kaha : "Acha to masjid mei tumhara hi ailan ho raha tha ke jin ka bacha hai aa ker lai jayein" :hehe:

:kr:

[Wafa]

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sab jokes bohot achi hai...:kr: :kr: :kr:

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.


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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.

His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"

"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!"

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[fari]

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sab jokes bohot achi hai...:kr: :kr: :kr:

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

:wk

['SamRazi']

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nice jokes wafa :lol

[Mrs.Khan]

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A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.


One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,

And when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",


Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now." :kr: :kr: :kr:

[vagabond]

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this is not somethin made up..
it happened in real
my cuz is a teacher n she 's unmarried
so once she was lecturin class abt hw they should respect her n all
she said , "i am like ur mother u should respect me"
one of the student said "where's our father ?"