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    assalam alaikum

    forwarded message hai. maazrat khwah hoon ke angrezi me hi post karna par raha hai.



    Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment


    Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:


    If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.


    If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING


    If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.


    If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.


    If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.


    If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.


    If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.


    If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.


    If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.


    If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.


    If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.


    If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING


    AND last but not least....


    If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT.
    jo bhi maangna hai khuda se maang aye akbar
    yahi woh dar hai jahan aabroo nahi jaati


  • #2
    Re: tips for recruitment

    very ncie par is ko pehle Urdu main tarjuma kejye :D
    Keep it Up!!
    Allah

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    • #3
      Re: tips for recruitment

      hahahah..mei pehley bhi perh chuki hoon, :lol thnx for sharing
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      • #4
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        :eek:
        - Have the Courage to Live ! Anyone Can Die ! -

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