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  • Udhaar

    Jab telephone ki sahoolat naii naii thi us waqt direct lining ki bjaey darmiyaan mein aik operator huwa karta tha, jo sar conversation sunta bhi tha. :pagal:

    Do dost telephone per batein kar rahey they, aik ney doosrey ki khair-o-khairriyat daryaft karney key baad doosrey sey kuchh rupee udhaar maangey. Doosrey dost ney kaha:

    "Hello, hello tumhari aawaz clear nahin aa rahi" - telephone operator jo yeh batein sun raha tha, bola,

    "janab aawaz to saaf sunaii dey rahi hai"

    Bahaney bananey waley dost ney kaha:

    "agar tumhein aawaz clear aa rahi hai to tu raqam woh maang raha hai, woh ussey tum dey do" :lpop:
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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    Re: Udhaar

    :kr: :kr:

    ek bar aisa mere sath huwa, exactly aisa nahi kuch kuch aisa hi ....... humarey ek jan'ney waley doha mei rehtey they, wo bachlore they is liyeh bachlor's ke sath rehtey htye, waha ek hi line hoti hai magar connection her room mei hota hai , ager do log baat ker rahey ho aur koi aur phn outhayeh to sun sakta hai .... mei ne apnye frd ko phn kiya ek uncle ne outhaya ..... kehney lagey Hello .... is se pehley mei kuch kehti ounhi ke ghar mei dosry kamrey se dorey uncle ne phn outhay aur kaha " Hello, kon ....... " mei hairan thi ab jawab kis ko doon :cc: ... itney mei dono ke beech baat cheet shurro ho gayi ...

    Pehley uncle : kon bol raha hai ...
    Dosrey uncle : yaar mei sarafaraz hoon
    Pehley uncle : OOhhh yaar sarfaraz kithey huna wai, kal nazar vi nayi aaya ????
    Dosrey uncle : kal meri raat di shift si sawerey aa ker suta waan
    Pehley uncle : Ohhhh acha chal so ja feir milan gai...
    Dosrey uncle : aaho mei aawan ga baad wich tuwadey wal .. Ok ... khuda hafiz
    Pehley uncle : Khuda Hafiz

    is ke baad dono uncle baat ker kai phn band ker kai wapis ja ker so gayeh meri sochti rahi ke phn mei ne kiya aur yeh aapas mei hi shuroo ho gayeh :cc: ... mei ne phn rakh diya aur baad mei buhut hansi :hehe:
    Last edited by 'SamRazi'; 13 July 2006, 10:22.
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    • #3
      Re: Udhaar

      :khi:
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      وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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      • #4
        Re: Udhaar

        :khi: :khi: :khi:

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        • #5
          Re: Udhaar

          :clap:

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          • #6
            Re: Udhaar

            Originally posted by Sweet & Sour
            :kr: :kr:

            ek bar aisa mere sath huwa, exactly aisa nahi kuch kuch aisa hi ....... humarey ek jan'ney waley doha mei rehtey they, wo bachlore they is liyeh bachlor's ke sath rehtey htye, waha ek hi line hoti hai magar connection her room mei hota hai , ager do log baat ker rahey ho aur koi aur phn outhayeh to sun sakta hai .... mei ne apnye frd ko phn kiya ek uncle ne outhaya ..... kehney lagey Hello .... is se pehley mei kuch kehti ounhi ke ghar mei dosry kamrey se dorey uncle ne phn outhay aur kaha " Hello, kon ....... " mei hairan thi ab jawab kis ko doon :cc: ... itney mei dono ke beech baat cheet shurro ho gayi ...

            Pehley uncle : kon bol raha hai ...
            Dosrey uncle : yaar mei sarafaraz hoon
            Pehley uncle : OOhhh yaar sarfaraz kithey huna wai, kal nazar vi nayi aaya ????
            Dosrey uncle : kal meri raat di shift si sawerey aa ker suta waan
            Pehley uncle : Ohhhh acha chal so ja feir milan gai...
            Dosrey uncle : aaho mei aawan ga baad wich tuwadey wal .. Ok ... khuda hafiz
            Pehley uncle : Khuda Hafiz

            is ke baad dono uncle baat ker kai phn band ker kai wapis ja ker so gayeh meri sochti rahi ke phn mei ne kiya aur yeh aapas mei hi shuroo ho gayeh :cc: ... mei ne phn rakh diya aur baad mei buhut hansi :hehe:
            zahir hain app kay uncles hain...aisa hi hona tha.....kher panjabi zada na likha karay samjh nahi aati..pls mind nahi karay ga...be happy
            ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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            • #7
              Re: Udhaar

              wah masoom wah wah
              ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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              • #8
                Re: Udhaar

                Originally posted by D@y W@lk3r
                zahir hain app kay uncles hain...aisa hi hona tha.....kher panjabi zada na likha karay samjh nahi aati..pls mind nahi karay ga...be happy
                wo merer uncle nahi they, aged ppl they is liyeh ehteraman uncle likha hai :a stick: ........ rahi baat punjabi ki, to kiu na likhoon ........ fakhr se kehti hoon aakhir mei bhi punjabi hoon ......... aur oun ki guftagoo punjabi mei hi ho rahi thi
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                • #9
                  Re: Udhaar

                  Originally posted by Sweet & Sour
                  wo merer uncle nahi they, aged ppl they is liyeh ehteraman uncle likha hai :a stick: ........ rahi baat punjabi ki, to kiu na likhoon ........ fakhr se kehti hoon aakhir mei bhi punjabi hoon ......... aur oun ki guftagoo punjabi mei hi ho rahi thi
                  Last edited by D@y W@lk3r; 20 July 2006, 03:52.
                  ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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                  • #10
                    Re: Udhaar

                    :khi: :thmbup:
                    u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                    :pr:

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