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    Assalam-0-Alaikom:rose

    Difference between boys and girls while using ATM
    (Bank's cash dispenser machines
    )



    Boys:

    1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
    2. Insert card
    3. Dial code and desired amount
    4. Take the cash, the card and the slip


    Girls:

    1. Drive to the bank
    2. Engine stalled
    3. Check make-up in the mirror
    4. Apply perfume
    5. Manually check haircut
    6. Park the car - failure
    7. Park the car - failure
    8. Park the car - Success
    9. Search for the card in the handbag
    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
    12. Look for bank card.
    13. Insert Card
    14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
    15. Enter code
    16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
    17. #Cancel#
    18. Re-enter code
    19. #Cancel#
    20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
    21. Enter desired amount
    22. #Error#
    23. Enter bigger amount
    24. #Error#
    25. Enter maximum amount
    26. Cross fingers
    27. Take cash
    28. Go back to the car
    29. Check make up in rear mirror
    30. Look for keys in handbag
    31. Start car
    32. Drive 50 meters
    33. STOP
    34. Drive back to bank machine
    35. Go out of the car
    36. Take card and ticket back from machine
    37. Go back to the car
    38. Throw card on passenger seat
    39. Throw slip on the floor
    40. Check make up in rear mirror
    41. Manually check haircut
    42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
    43. BRAKE
    44. Go into roundabout - right way
    45. Drive 5 kilometers
    46. Remove hand brake
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.



    :lpop:
    Last edited by *Rida*; 10 July 2006, 07:41.
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  • #2
    Re: Difference B/W boys & girls while using ATM

    hahahahaha :lol .. good one :thmbup:
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    • #3
      Re: Difference B/W boys & girls while using ATM

      :phool:
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      وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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      • #4
        Re: Difference B/W boys & girls while using ATM

        :clap: :khi:
        Life is more strict than a teacher
        A teacher teaches a lesson
        and takes an exam.
        But life takes an exam
        and then teaches a lesson

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          Re: Difference B/W boys & girls while using ATM

          pasand karnay ka shukriyaa
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          • #6
            Re: Difference B/W boys & girls while using ATM

            :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: so funny Rida ur toooooooooo goood

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            • #7
              Re: Difference B/W boys & girls while using ATM

              Originally posted by fari
              :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: so funny Rida ur toooooooooo goood

              Assalaam-0-Alaikom:rose

              thanks u sho much :eye:
              :khi:

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