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['SamRazi']

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Good ones Rida andMasood


Aaj ke jocks 09/07/2006

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. :tauba

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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him
why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE" :D
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Sardarji gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks
why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open mouth.................

Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be light"
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['SamRazi']

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aik Sikh moter cycle par bari markeet kay road say guzar raha tha ..qareeb say aik attay say lada howa truck guzra..teez hawa kay baas atay ki booreoun say garad or bhoosi urrnay lagi ...
sikh nay apni donoo ankhian band kar laian ..yeh souch kar kay kahi yeh bhoosi ankhoo main na chali jaye .....:tauba
jab us ki aankh khouli to hospital main tha :khi:

:kr: :kr:

[Wafa]

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sab jokes bohot hi ache hia.............:kr: :kr:

[ASAD]

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hahahaha............ very funny

[Cruze]

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:kr::kr::kr:

[*Rida*]

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:kr: :kr: :kr:

['SamRazi']

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:kr::kr::kr:

:kr: buhut khoob :thmbup:

['SamRazi']

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yeh shayed pehley parha ho, magar ab topic mei phir share ker rahi hoon ;)



Our Sardarji got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Sardarji had never flied before and hence was quite excited
although tense .
Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707, Sardaji started
jumping in excitement, jumping from seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!!

BOEING!!! BO....'. He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit. Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT! '.

There was a pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody was looking at the Sardarji and the angry Pilot. Sardarji stared at the Pilot in silence for a moment and the next moment was shouting, 'OEING ! OEING !! OEING!!! OE...

['SamRazi']

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. the meaning was 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!" :tauba

['SamRazi']

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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?


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** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.:tauba :tauba

[ASAD]

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Hahahaha...............:khi: :kr:

[fari]

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:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[*Rida*]

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. the meaning was 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!" :tauba

poor

[*Rida*]

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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?


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** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.:tauba :tauba

he he he
:kr:

['SamRazi']

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Aaj ke jock :hehe:

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!":donno:
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....:tauba
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.
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