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Assalaam-0-Alaikom:rose

waisay sachi much main aaisay tu nahin hotay hongay :hhh:

['SamRazi']

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:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
App ya kahan se nikalti hain jokes too gooooooood

bas khudh hi mere pass aa jatey hain :embarasse

['SamRazi']

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Assalaam-0-Alaikom:rose

waisay sachi much main aaisay tu nahin hotay hongay :hhh:

pata nahi :donno:

['SamRazi']

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Aaj ka jock : 06/07/2005


One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form.
So the couple enquired eagerly " Sardarji what are you doing ?" :hhh: Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I filling the birth certificate form :D: ....
The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi for their next destination. On the next day, they find the Sardarji in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple asked" Sardarji what are you doing ?" :hhh: Once again replied that I had a baby and I filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, :cc: how come you're in Delhi ? :donno: Sardarji coolly replied "The form says
FILL IN CAPITAL.'

:tauba :tauba :tauba

[fari]

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maazay ka tha

[Yaaram]

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Hahahah Bohat achi silsila hay :khi:

[D@y W@lk3r]

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ha ha ha ha

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Assalaam-0-Alaikom:rose

i hav some jokes....one of them has been shared by Saima ...but i m posting again as i hav picture

[fari]

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:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
:wk

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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

[Masood]

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Aaj ka joke: 07/07/2006


Aik sardar ji aik stationary sey kuchh kaghzaat photocopy karwaey aur phir unhein compare karney baith geya. Aik aik lafz compare kar raha tha. Doosrey sardar ney poocha: "Banta Singh aey kee kar rahey ho? Original aur copy ko compare kyun kar rahey ho?" to Banta Singh bola: "O yaara is wastey keh koi spelling mistake na rah gaii ho" :kr: :kr:

[shehroz_khatri]

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buhat khoob sab ke sab keep it up

[.]

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aik Sikh moter cycle par bari markeet kay road say guzar raha tha ..qareeb say aik attay say lada howa truck guzra..teez hawa kay baas atay ki booreoun say garad or bhoosi urrnay lagi ...
sikh nay apni donoo ankhian band kar laian ..yeh souch kar kay kahi yeh bhoosi ankhoo main na chali jaye .....:tauba
jab us ki aankh khouli to hospital main tha :khi:

[fari]

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soo funny :kr: :kr: :kr: