~@~ Topic for Jokes - Sardars ~@~

['SamRazi']

:hehe:

[Masood]

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OOOOOOHHH my GOD - super bohat hi super saima - mazzah aageya :D

[Baad-e-Saba]

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[RulzZ]

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Allah na karay kisi sardar ko pata chal gaya to phir PG ki ballay ballay hojaiy gee , aik joke meri taraf say if you dont mind and if you dont have mind :blush:..

Sardar masood singh raat ko party say shughal maila kar kay aur pe pila kar ghar loT'tay hain to bohot jhoom rhay hotay hain, ghar aakar chabi nikaltay hain aur tala kholnay ki koshish kartay hain... laikin tala nahee khul pata, phir itnay main aik paRosi nikalta hai aur azrah-e-hamdardi un say kehta hai lao sardar jee main tala khool doon....
to sardar masood singh kehtay hain, ooy bholay tala tay main khool longa to bas zara is diwar ko pak'kar kar rakh....:(

['SamRazi']

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Mei her roz ek jock post keroun gi, aap mei se bhi koi chahey to post ker sakta hai :)

[fari]

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Allah na karay kisi sardar ko pata chal gaya to phir PG ki ballay ballay hojaiy gee , aik joke meri taraf say if you dont mind and if you dont have mind :blush:..

Sardar masood singh raat ko party say shughal maila kar kay aur pe pila kar ghar loT'tay hain to bohot jhoom rhay hotay hain, ghar aakar chabi nikaltay hain aur tala kholnay ki koshish kartay hain... laikin tala nahee khul pata, phir itnay main aik paRosi nikalta hai aur azrah-e-hamdardi un say kehta hai lao sardar jee main tala khool doon....
to sardar masood singh kehtay hain, ooy bholay tala tay main khool longa to bas zara is diwar ko pak'kar kar rakh....:(

Tooo goooooooooood janab:D :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

Sardar MAsoood singh phir tu app per gay hain

['SamRazi']

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A
lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing" :hhh: Sardar answered '" No :na: I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy came and asked the same Question. :cc: Sardar answered "No No :na: Me Banta Singh."
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing? :hhh: " The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on
his face :slap: and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai"
(Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and
you are relaxing here!!!!!)

[fari]

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A
lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing" :hhh: Sardar answered '" No :na: I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy came and asked the same Question. :cc: Sardar answered "No No :na: Me Banta Singh."
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing? :hhh: " The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on
his face :slap: and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai"
(Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and
you are relaxing here!!!!!)

Mazay ka tha:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

['SamRazi']

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Mazay ka tha:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

parh ker mera bhi yahi haal huwa tha

[*Rida*]

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['SamRazi']

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Aaj ka jock 05/07/2006

Khuda ka shuker hai

Sudheer Singh ka gadha kho gaya, wo ghutno ke bal zameen per baith gaya aur khuda ka shuker adaa kerne laga :dua .
Itne mei pass se ek shaks guzra aur poochney laga, " tumhara gadha kho gaya hai aur tum khuda ka shuker adaa ker rahey ho???? " :mm:

Is per Sudheer singh kehney laga, " Mei khuda ka shuker adaa is liyeh ker raha ho, ke shuker hai jab ghada gum huwa mei ous per nahi baitha tha, werna mei bhi kho jata" :dua

[*Rida*]

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[fari]

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App ya kahan se nikalti hain jokes too gooooooood

[Muhammad Khalil]

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aik serdar ka bayan hath aik cutting machin main aker cut gia....
lakin kabi to roty thy aur hunsty thy
main ny pocha papa g yeh kia magra hay kabi hunsty hain kabi roty hain..
shuker kerian k aap ka dahna hath nai aya machine main kehNy lagy
...Oyaara Hath main danha hee aany wala tha cutting machin main lakin main ny jaan boojh ker bahna hath dy dala.
maza nahi aya huga...:(

['SamRazi']

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aik serdar ka bayan hath aik cutting machin main aker cut gia....
lakin kabi to roty thy aur hunsty thy
main ny pocha papa g yeh kia magra hay kabi hunsty hain kabi roty hain..
shuker kerian k aap ka dahna hath nai aya machine main kehNy lagy
...Oyaara Hath main danha hee aany wala tha cutting machin main lakin main ny jaan boojh ker bahna hath dy dala.
maza nahi aya huga...:(

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