@ Wazan kam kerne ke sunehri Asool @

['SamRazi']

Sab se pehley to aap soch lain k aap ne patley honey ka jo irada kiy ahai aap ousey nibha bhi saktey hain yaan nahi, ager haan to yeh lijiyeh woh qeemti asool

1. Khush kam hon, werna aap ka wazan do-guna ho jayeh ga is liyeh bure natayej se bachne k liyeh kam khush hon to behter hai. :(

2. Ager kabhi kabhar ro lain to acha hai, khoon jalta hai. Jalna zaroori hai ager koiwaja nahin to aawein hi jaltey rahiyeh. :fuming:

3. Mayous rahein, apni nakamiyon ko yaad ker ker kay her waqt mayous rahein. Is tarah bhi wazan per qaboo paya ja sakta hai.

4. Apney dost aur aziz jo aap se door dosrey shehron mei muqeem hain, ounhein bila waja yaad karian is se aap ke Dil mei oun ko dekhne ki hasrat paida ho gi, jo wazan kam kerne mei eham kidrad ada karti hai. :yad:

5. Ager aap kisi ke gher mei bahoo hain to sochiyeh k saas ne aap ko kiu danta, is se bhi chances hain.

6. Guzishta batain jo nahi honi chahiyeh thi aur huwi' sochiyeh k aisa kiu huwa? aakhir mere hi muqadar mei haar kiu hai?
:soch: Is se bhi aap hairat angez farq mehsoos karein gai.

[khurram_shaikh]

Re: @ Wazan kam kerne ke sunehri Asool @

Sab se pehley to aap soch lain k aap ne patley honey ka jo irada kiy ahai aap ousey nibha bhi saktey hain yaan nahi, ager haan to yeh lijiyeh woh qeemti asool

1. Khush kam hon, werna aap ka wazan do-guna ho jayeh ga is liyeh bure natayej se bachne k liyeh kam khush hon to behter hai. :(

2. Ager kabhi kabhar ro lain to acha hai, khoon jalta hai. Jalna zaroori hai ager koiwaja nahin to aawein hi jaltey rahiyeh.

3. Mayous rahein, apni nakamiyon ko yaad ker ker kay her waqt mayous rahein. Is tarah bhi wazan per qaboo paya ja sakta hai.

4. Apney dost aur aziz jo aap se door dosrey shehron mei muqeem hain, ounhein bila waja yaad karian is se aap ke Dil mei oun ko dekhne ki hasrat paida ho gi, jo wazan kam kerne mei eham kidrad ada karti hai. :yad:

5. Ager aap kisi ke gher mei bahoo hain to sochiyeh k saas ne aap ko kiu danta, is se bhi chances hain.

6. Guzishta batain jo nahi honi chahiyeh thi aur huwi' sochiyeh k aisa kiu huwa? aakhir mere hi muqadar mei haar kiu hai?
:soch: Is se bhi aap hairat angez farq mehsoos karein gai.

Assalaam o alekum,

hahahahahahahahaha bahooot khooob nuskhaa share kiyaa aapnien saima bahoot umdeh yeh nuskhaa meri naaani ke liye zabardast hai :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: lekin ek baat aapse pooochni thi woh yeh ke yeh nuskhaa to moote se patle hoonien kaa hai ab ager koee patlaa ho to moooooooootaa kaise ho

[SherY]

Re: @ Wazan kam kerne ke sunehri Asool @

lolzzzzzz
nice post
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lolzz agar kabhi wazan kam karna hova to in sunheeri asloun pay amal kar laian gay :D

[Masood]

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1. Khush kam hon, werna aap ka wazan do-guna ho jayeh ga is liyeh bure natayej se bachne k liyeh kam khush hon to behter hai.

hmmm to jo motey log hain woh khush rehtey hon gey

2. Ager kabhi kabhar ro lain to acha hai, khoon jalta hai. Jalna zaroori hai ager koiwaja nahin to aawein hi jaltey rahiyeh.

Jalton ko jalaein gey :lol - doosron ko bila-wajah jalana to ham logo ko khoob aata hai. Koi wajah na bhi ho to doosron sey jalatey rehtey hain :donno:

3. Mayous rahein, apni nakamiyon ko yaad ker ker kay her waqt mayous rahein. Is tarah bhi wazan per qaboo paya ja sakta hai.

hmmmmm siraf nakamiyon par?? ham to doosron ki kamyabiyon ko mayoos andaaz mein dekhtey hain :D

4. Apney dost aur aziz jo aap se door dosrey shehron mei muqeem hain, ounhein bila waja yaad karian is se aap ke Dil mei oun ko dekhne ki hasrat paida ho gi, jo wazan kam kerne mei eham kidrad ada karti hai.

bibi aaj kal to apney parosi ko yaad karney ka waqt nahin aap door key logon ka kah rahi hain :wk

5. Ager aap kisi ke gher mei bahoo hain to sochiyeh k saas ne aap ko kiu danta, is se bhi chances hain.

hmmmmm tajarbaat nahin chalein ge aur agar ghar damaad hon to??? :tang:

6. Guzishta batain jo nahi honi chahiyeh thi aur huwi' sochiyeh k aisa kiu huwa? aakhir mere hi muqadar mei haar kiu hai?

yehi na soch liya jaey keh main pedah hi kyun huwa???

['SamRazi']

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Assalaam o alekum,

hahahahahahahahaha bahooot khooob nuskhaa share kiyaa aapnien saima bahoot umdeh yeh nuskhaa meri naaani ke liye zabardast hai :tomato: :tomato: :tomato: lekin ek baat aapse pooochni thi woh yeh ke yeh nuskhaa to moote se patle hoonien kaa hai ab ager koee patlaa ho to moooooooootaa kaise ho

Koi patla ho aur mota hona chayeh to is se oulat totkey apnaiyeh , as sipmle as that ;)

1 - Baat bay-baat hansiyeh, dosro ko latifey sunaiyeh ous ke sath khilkhila ker hansiyeh...koi na miley to aainey k samney ja ker khudh per hansiyeh. :lol

2- Roney se shadeed guraiz karain, roney dhoney ka kaam dosro ke zimey daal dain, aap khush rahiye.

3. Kabhi gussa matt kijiye, apna khoon matt jalaiyeh, ager koi intihaiye gussey ki bat ho to MUNNA BHAI mei deen ki "LAUGHING THERAPY" per amal kijiye, oun ki tarah hasha bashash ho jayein gai. :lol

In per amal kijiyeh , zaror faida ho ga :D

['SamRazi']

Re: @ Wazan kam kerne ke sunehri Asool @

lolzz agar kabhi wazan kam karna hova to in sunheeri asloun pay amal kar laian gay :D

Zaroor kijiyeh ga :D

['SamRazi']

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hmmm to jo motey log hain woh khush rehtey hon gey

Zarrori to nahi :p

Jalton ko jalaein gey :lol - doosron ko bila-wajah jalana to ham logo ko khoob aata hai. Koi wajah na bhi ho to doosron sey jalatey rehtey hain :donno:

Jalton ko aur jalaney ka to maza hi aur hai :D:

hmmmmm siraf nakamiyon par?? ham to doosron ki kamyabiyon ko mayoos andaaz mein dekhtey hain :D

Kiu

bibi aaj kal to apney parosi ko yaad karney ka waqt nahin aap door key logon ka kah rahi hain :wk

Aaj kal k hisab se baat kiu ker rahey hain, door rehne ager chahney walo mei se hon to

hmmmmm tajarbaat nahin chalein ge aur agar ghar damaad hon to??? :tang:

To kisi ghar damad se training lai lijiyeh ga :tang:

yehi na soch liya jaey keh main pedah hi kyun huwa???

Sab aap ki choice hai, jo chahein sochein :p

[Ambreen]

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hahaha saima jalne kurhne se wazan kam hota hai achaaa jabhi tu karachi ki larkiyan dubli patli hoti hain hai na........

['SamRazi']

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hahaha saima jalne kurhne se wazan kam hota hai achaaa jabhi tu karachi ki larkiyan dubli patli hoti hain hai na........

Yeh to mujhe nahi pata, mei karachi gayi nahi kabhi ....bachpan mei ek baar gayi thi kuch yaad nahi

[Muhammad Khalil]

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buhat ala hakeem sahiba

[khan]

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AOA,


Bohat achi batain hain ye aap ki kia akhbar b parr liya karain ?


Sohail Abbasi.

[Adi]

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hahahaha :lol yah sub karnay kay baad
banday ka weight kya banda khud he nahe bachana hai :lol :D

[La'hasil]

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:lol :lol aisay Wazan main nahin kam kar rahi :p

['SamRazi']

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buhat ala hakeem sahiba

To kab se amal ker rahey ho bacha :lol