funny shaitari

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****UFF YeH BeSuMaaR LaDKiYaaN****

ShaDi Ke LiYe DoStoN LaDkiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

HaR KhiDki MaiN Hai LaDki AuR KhiDkiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

LiKha Jo TuM Ne LoVe LetTeR To Kia HuWa JaNaB

HuMaRi DaRaaz MaiN AiS JaiSi ChiThiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

Aik TuMhi Nahi AkaiLi MeRe JaaL MaiN PhanSNe WaLi

AiS JaaL MaiN Tum JaiSi MachLiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

DiYe The PehLe Bhi IshQ Ke ImTeHaaN BaHut

HaaThoN MaiN AiS BaaR Bhi PaRchiYaN HaZaRoN Hai

Woh PaRwaNe Nahi Jo ShaMa Pe MaR JaYeN Ge

Aik UDD GaYi HaaTh Se To Kia GhaZaB HuWa

JaNte HaiN AiS BaaGh MaiN TitLiYaN HaZaRoN Hai......................

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LaiLaa Ko MaJNu Ka SmS Nahi AYa

LaiLaa Ne 3 DiN Se KhaNa Nahi KhaYa

LaiLaa MaRNe WaLi Thi MaJNu Ke PYaaR MaiN

AuR MaJNu BeTha Tha

SmS FRee HoNe Ke InTeZaR MaiN... hehehehe

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Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se

Tumhara to meel jol mehanga ho gaYa hai

Us pagli ko kaun samjhaYe

Aray Petrol mehangaa ho gaYa hai

Manta hoon janeman Tere bina nahi jeena hai

Magar Card ki kia zaroorat hai ?

Tax cut gaya hai June ka mahina hai

Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo

Meri bike pe to hamesha ghoomti ho

Kabhi to apne baap ki CAR ka bhi istemal karo..............................

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Khuda se paani manga to sagar diya
Khuda se paani manga to sagar diya

Khuda se fool manga to bagicha diya
Khuda se paani manga to sagar diya
Khuda se fool manga to bagicha diya

Khuda se paisa manga to tuhara no. diya
Batao kab aaoun
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MUJH KO NAYA ZAMAANA HAIRAT MEIN DAALTA HAI

"JIS KA GALA DABAOON AANKHEN NIKAALTA HAI"

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HELLO DOSTO !!

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

['SamRazi']

Re: funny shaitari

:lol Achi hain.......... magar bechari lerkion ki itni tareefain kiu ki :p