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    Marketing Strategies
    Professor at CBM was explaining marketing concepts:

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    That's Direct Marketing.


    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl.
    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at
    you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
    That's Advertising.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
    That's Telemarketing.


    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
    "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
    That's Public Relations.



    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
    "You are very rich.."
    That's Brand Recognition.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

    That's Customer Feedback !!!!!


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband

    That's demand and supply gap.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

    say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    she is your wife !

    That's competition eating into your market share !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Very nice - bechara customer feedback wala :lol
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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      soo funny.....nice sharing...:khi:
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        :kr:

        For New Designers
        وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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          :)
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          • #6
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            nice

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            • #7
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              :khi: :thmbup:
              u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

              :pr:

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