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Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are traveling by
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> train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England . At the
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> station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
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> PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
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> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket? " asks
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> one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
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> They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
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> respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
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> close the door behind them.
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> Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
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> comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
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> toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
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> and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
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> takes it and moves on.
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>The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.
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> So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani
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> style on the return trip and save some money. When
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> they get to the station, they buy one ticket for them on the return
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> trip. To their astonishment, the
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> PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!
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> How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
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> one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
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> they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
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> after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
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> train departs.
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> Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistani leaves the
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> toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
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> knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
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> The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
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> with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
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> into his toilet....
:D
(this is just a joke) ;)
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> train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England . At the
>
> station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
>
> PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
>
>
>
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket? " asks
>
> one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
>
>
>
> They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
>
> respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
>
> close the door behind them.
>
>
>
> Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
>
> comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
>
> toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
>
> and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
>
> takes it and moves on.
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.
>
>
> So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani
>
> style on the return trip and save some money. When
>
> they get to the station, they buy one ticket for them on the return
>
> trip. To their astonishment, the
>
> PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!
>
>
>
> How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
>
> one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
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> they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
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> after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
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> train departs.
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>
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> Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistani leaves the
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> toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
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> knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
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>
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> The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
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> with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
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> into his toilet....
:D
(this is just a joke) ;)
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