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  • Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

    Dear Mr Bill Gates,

    This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said
    that there is no problem in keyboard.

    Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

    2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

    3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

    4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

    5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

    7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

    8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

    9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

    10. Hey ye kya hi, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?

    11. Are ye to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

    12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide 'Enddown'.

    13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only 'NOTEPAD' , tell me fast as I lost me PEN.

    14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.

    15. There is 'WINAMP' what about 'WinVOLT',
    'WinRESISTANCE'.

    16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

    Rgds

    Banta Singh
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  • #2
    Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

    :kr: :kr: :kr: lagta hai aap singhs ko martey dam nahin chhorein gi - becharon ko kisi haal mein to rehney do :p
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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    • #3
      Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

      Originally posted by Masood
      :kr: :kr: :kr: lagta hai aap singhs ko martey dam nahin chhorein gi - becharon ko kisi haal mein to rehney do :p

      ab bhala is mei mera kya aksoor hai , wo kaam aisey kertey hain .. mei to bas logo ko aagah ker deti hoon oun ki latest news :lpop:
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      • #4
        Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

        Originally posted by Sweet & Sour
        ab bhala is mei mera kya aksoor hai , wo kaam aisey kertey hain .. mei to bas logo ko aagah ker deti hoon oun ki latest news :lpop:
        bohat achha karti hain, waisey aap ki sources kya hain :hhh: ... yeh jumley dekho bar bar hansney ko dil karta hai:

        9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that? :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:
        tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
        tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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        • #5
          Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

          Originally posted by Masood
          bohat achha karti hain, waisey aap ki sources kya hain :hhh: ... yeh jumley dekho bar bar hansney ko dil karta hai:

          9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that? :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

          mere resources mera secret hain :shh: ....... aap ka jitni baar dil chahey hans saktey hain :khi:
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          • #6
            Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

            :kr: :kr: :kr:
            For New Designers
            وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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            • #7
              Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

              bohat hansi aayi yeh parh kar :D: thanx for shairng :)
              Allah

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              • #8
                Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                mujhe bhi buhut aayi thi ......... well I'm glad u all enjoyed it :)
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                • #9
                  Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                  saima ji inna wada letter perhnay ki sakat to muj mein nahi he, lekin aap ke bhai ne jo bhi likha ho ga mujay yakeen he ke aap hi ki tarah sooch samaj ker likha ho ga
                  :thmbup:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                    Originally posted by munda_sialkoty
                    saima ji inna wada letter perhnay ki sakat to muj mein nahi he, lekin aap ke bhai ne jo bhi likha ho ga mujay yakeen he ke aap hi ki tarah sooch samaj ker likha ho ga

                    sara din itni bongian martey rehtey ho, kabhi sakoon se baith ker kuch parh bhi liya kero ........... rahi baat mere bhai honey ki to jo mera bhai wo tumhara bhi bhai hai PG ki policy ki rooh se :lpop:
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                    • #11
                      Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                      Originally posted by Sweet & Sour
                      sara din itni bongian martey rehtey ho, kabhi sakoon se baith ker kuch parh bhi liya kero ........... rahi baat mere bhai honey ki to jo mera bhai wo tumhara bhi bhai hai PG ki policy ki rooh se :lpop:
                      PG ki policy ke end pe tum ne shayad note nahi perha

                      NOTE: Pg ki policy se her aik ka itfaaq kerna zaroori nahi...Shukriya :lpop:
                      :thmbup:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                        Originally posted by Sweet & Sour
                        sara din itni bongian martey rehtey ho, kabhi sakoon se baith ker kuch parh bhi liya kero ........... rahi baat mere bhai honey ki to jo mera bhai wo tumhara bhi bhai hai PG ki policy ki rooh se :lpop:
                        Tum ne shayad PG ki policy ke end pe note nahi perha

                        NOTE: PG KI POLICY SE HER AIK MEMBER KA ITFAAQ KERNA ZAROORI NAHI ... SHUNKRIYA
                        :thmbup:

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                        • #13
                          Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                          YEH TO DO DO BAAR SHUNKRIYA HO GAYA :bhago:
                          :thmbup:

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                          • #14
                            Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                            Originally posted by munda_sialkoty
                            Tum ne shayad PG ki policy ke end pe note nahi perha

                            NOTE: PG KI POLICY SE HER AIK MEMBER KA ITFAAQ KERNA ZAROORI NAHI ... SHUNKRIYA

                            tum itefaq na kero mei to kerti hoon :lpop:
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                            • #15
                              Re: Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

                              taali kabi aik haath se nahi bujti
                              :thmbup:

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