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1. I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
2. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for?
4. Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.
5. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives
7. If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity.
8. Your future depends on your dream. So go to sleep
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today.
10. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
11. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So... Why learn.
12. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
Pessimist is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street
2. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice?
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for?
4. Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.
5. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives
7. If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity.
8. Your future depends on your dream. So go to sleep
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today.
10. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
11. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So... Why learn.
12. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
Pessimist is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street
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