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Marna
Doctor ney receiver rakhtey huwey nurse sey kaha:
"jaldi sey mera samaan ley aao, aik mareez ka phone aaya hai woh kah raha tha keh merey bghair woh mar raha hai"
Nurse ney aahista sey kaha: "Doctor sahib! woh phone aap key liye nahin merey liye tha"
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La'hasil
Doctor ney mareez ka mukamil check up kiya, woh mareez ki sehat ki taraf sey mutmain tha.
"merey khaandan mein kabh ikoi shakhs 90 saal sey pehley nahin mara, aap ka kya samajhtey ho main itney saal jee paoun ga?" - Mazreez ney kaha
"aap ki umher 40 saal hai?" - Doctor ney poocha
"ji haan"
"sharab kitni peetey ho?"
"kabhi hath bhi nahin lagya"
"... aur cigrettes?"
"sawal hi pedah nahin hota, mujhey tabako sey nafrat hai"
"khud per kitna bojh daltey ho, maslan tez driving, juwa, risc wala kaam, tention waghera"
"no never not at all - mujhey koi bhi pareshani nahin. In fact na merey paas car hai, na bunglow, na bank balance, na cycle, na vcr - aur aur na hi main shadi shuda hoon"
".... to phir aap mazeed 50 saal kyun jeena chahtey ho??":khi:
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Susraal
Aik meerasi bohat ghareeb ho geya jab ghar mein khaaney ko kuchh na raha to usney apni bivi sey kaha...
"bachon ko nanhiyaal bhej do, tum apni walidah key haan chali jao aur aur mera kya hai? Main apney susraal chala joun ga" :blush:
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Jahan'deedah
Aik jahandeedah shakhs ney apney doston ko naseehat kartey huwey kaha:
"agar aap ki qameez key button tootey huwey rehtey hain to aap key samney 2 hi raastey hain: 1) Aap shadi kar lo 2) apni bivi ko talaq dey do
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Sweety
Bivi ney naashta karey huwey apney shohar sey poocha:
"yeh sweety kaun hai jiska naam aap raat sotey mein ley rahey they?"
"haan woh ghorrdorr (horse race) mein aik ghorri hai jis per sharat lagaee hui hai"
bivi ney is per muskraa kar kaha:
"usi ghorri ka do baar phone aa chuka hai" :tauba
Doctor ney receiver rakhtey huwey nurse sey kaha:
"jaldi sey mera samaan ley aao, aik mareez ka phone aaya hai woh kah raha tha keh merey bghair woh mar raha hai"
Nurse ney aahista sey kaha: "Doctor sahib! woh phone aap key liye nahin merey liye tha"
********************************************
La'hasil
Doctor ney mareez ka mukamil check up kiya, woh mareez ki sehat ki taraf sey mutmain tha.
"merey khaandan mein kabh ikoi shakhs 90 saal sey pehley nahin mara, aap ka kya samajhtey ho main itney saal jee paoun ga?" - Mazreez ney kaha
"aap ki umher 40 saal hai?" - Doctor ney poocha
"ji haan"
"sharab kitni peetey ho?"
"kabhi hath bhi nahin lagya"
"... aur cigrettes?"
"sawal hi pedah nahin hota, mujhey tabako sey nafrat hai"
"khud per kitna bojh daltey ho, maslan tez driving, juwa, risc wala kaam, tention waghera"
"no never not at all - mujhey koi bhi pareshani nahin. In fact na merey paas car hai, na bunglow, na bank balance, na cycle, na vcr - aur aur na hi main shadi shuda hoon"
".... to phir aap mazeed 50 saal kyun jeena chahtey ho??":khi:
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Susraal
Aik meerasi bohat ghareeb ho geya jab ghar mein khaaney ko kuchh na raha to usney apni bivi sey kaha...
"bachon ko nanhiyaal bhej do, tum apni walidah key haan chali jao aur aur mera kya hai? Main apney susraal chala joun ga" :blush:
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Jahan'deedah
Aik jahandeedah shakhs ney apney doston ko naseehat kartey huwey kaha:
"agar aap ki qameez key button tootey huwey rehtey hain to aap key samney 2 hi raastey hain: 1) Aap shadi kar lo 2) apni bivi ko talaq dey do
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Sweety
Bivi ney naashta karey huwey apney shohar sey poocha:
"yeh sweety kaun hai jiska naam aap raat sotey mein ley rahey they?"
"haan woh ghorrdorr (horse race) mein aik ghorri hai jis per sharat lagaee hui hai"
bivi ney is per muskraa kar kaha:
"usi ghorri ka do baar phone aa chuka hai" :tauba
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