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['SamRazi']

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
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Ans: Because under Indian laws, " baal vivaah" is illegal

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
the pond increases. How?




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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................



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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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coz, they all started clapping !!!!


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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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