Ager aap ko jungle mein

[ummid]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

Haan hamein apne jalaal per kaabu pana ho ga, warna baad mein khawa makhwa mein hamein malaal ho ga :lol

Pyaadon ko kaha jaye ke wo ghooron pe beth ke jaaein :lol

hozor...:salam:
gustakhi maaf...
ghode so rahe hain...:lol
unhe is waqt neend se jagana munasib nahi hoga...

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

:lol :lol :lol waak kia kahne! maiN ti mash-2-RATS ko 1-baTaa-3 o Hazraat kahta ahuN :lol :lol



maiN walekum salaam bajaataa huuN aapkaa baajaa



marte, kia na karte, yehii to karte...samjhe? hamaare Kharche pe to sarkaar bhii chal rahii hai




hmmm :mm: 'ajeeb mushkil meN daal diyaa tum ne :fuming: maiN to aadhii PG GAL na talaash kar paataa...tum ne to 3 kii demand kar dii...chalo koi baat nahiiN...ham na:

Jhumrii ko le jaayeNge aur apnii ek kaali kaali saalii aur ek adad moTaa moTaa saalaa le jaauNgaa :lol :lol :lol oops! mardoN ko le jaane kii ijaazat nahiiN...:fuming: ...kisko le jaauuN...'Eshaa~? :mm: hmmm ... naah! unko to raat bhar ninno nahiiN aatii ... phokaT emN parishaan kareNgii...ok yeh rahii 3 jinkaa naam DRAW kiyaa...bahot moTi haiN ... taubaa... inni taaqat lagaanii paRii sirf naam DRAW karne meN :lol :lol :lol

1. Ummid
2. SHY
3 'Eshaa~ [koii aur milaa nahiiN na mujhe :donno: :lol ]



saamaan 100 baras ka aur PG gal ke saath jangal emN PAL kii Khabar nahiiN....:lol :lol :lol

maiN to BODY ARMOUR le jaauNgaa aur machchhaar maar davaa taaki PG gals door raheN mujh se...aur aaKhir meN ek 'adad she'r kii khaal



din meN sonaa aur raat ko jaagnaa...in PG gals par raat meN nazar rakhni hogi na...kahiiN kisii jaanwar ke saath bhaag gaiiN to :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol



raag mulaaThii aur raag jal-fariizii alaapuuNgaa taaki PG Gals se nijaat mile:lol :lol :lol



maiN to mash-2-RATSse bahot Dartaa huN is liye Cheese le aauNgaa taaki PG kii saarii mash-2-RATS BUSY raheN khaane peene meN aur moTi hone meN :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol



oops! maiN ne to sharaafat se jawaab hii nahiiN diyaa :donno: :lol :lol

waah meri jaan murgi ke anday waah...apne saath le ke bhi tu Sirf aur Sirf girls ko ja raha he, aur unhein door rakhnay ki baatein bhi ker raha he...daad deni paray gi teri

saari baatein choor...mein to yeh sooch sooch ke preshaan ho raha hoon ke jub tu shair ki khaal pehan ke boonkay ga to kesa lagay ga :lol :lol :lol :lol :kr: :kr:

P.S. Mash-2-Rat ka word hamein pasand aaya, hum ne apni dictionary mein add ker liya he

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

hozor...:salam:
gustakhi maaf...
ghode so rahe hain...:lol
unhe is waqt neend se jagana munasib nahi hoga...

Ghoray soo rahy hein...innay sust aur hud-haram ghooray...yeh hamaray ghooron ko nasha-aawar cheezein koon khilata he :na:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

:lol :lol :lol waak kia kahne! maiN ti mash-2-RATS ko 1-baTaa-3 o Hazraat kahta ahuN :lol :lol :lol



maiN walekum salaam bajaataa huuN aapkaa baajaa



marte, kia na karte, yehii to karte...samjhe? :lol :lol :lol hamaare Kharche pe to sarkaar bhii chal rahii hai




hmmm :mm: 'ajeeb mushkil meN daal diyaa tum ne :fuming: maiN to aadhii PG GAL na talaash kar paataa...tum ne to 3 kii demand kar dii...chalo koi baat nahiiN...ham na:

Jhumrii ko le jaayeNge aur apnii ek kaali kaali saalii aur ek adad moTaa moTaa saalaa le jaauNgaa :lol :lol :lol oops! mardoN ko le jaane kii ijaazat nahiiN...:fuming: ...kisko le jaauuN...'Eshaa~? :mm: hmmm ... naah! unko to raat bhar ninno nahiiN aatii ... phokaT emN parishaan kareNgii...ok yeh rahii 3 jinkaa naam DRAW kiyaa...bahot moTi haiN ... taubaa... inni taaqat lagaanii paRii sirf naam DRAW karne meN :lol :lol :lol

1. Ummid
2. SHY
3 'Eshaa~ [koii aur milaa nahiiN na mujhe :donno: :lol ]



saamaan 100 baras ka aur PG gal ke saath jangal emN PAL kii Khabar nahiiN....:lol :lol :lol

maiN to BODY ARMOUR le jaauNgaa aur machchhaar maar davaa taaki PG gals door raheN mujh se...aur aaKhir meN ek 'adad she'r kii khaal



din meN sonaa aur raat ko jaagnaa...in PG gals par raat meN nazar rakhni hogi na...kahiiN kisii jaanwar ke saath bhaag gaiiN to :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol



raag mulaaThii aur raag jal-fariizii alaapuuNgaa taaki PG Gals se nijaat mile:lol :lol :lol



maiN to mash-2-RATSse bahot Dartaa huN is liye Cheese le aauNgaa taaki PG kii saarii mash-2-RATS BUSY raheN khaane peene meN aur moTi hone meN :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol



oops! maiN ne to sharaafat se jawaab hii nahiiN diyaa :donno: :lol :lol

hum aap k sath jaanay se inkaar kertay hain.......hamein nahinn jaana aap k saath....(luck irani circus k namoonay):a stick: ...knni sharmindagi hogi aapko saath ley jaanay se:kr: :kr: kinni mushkil se is jaanwar(aap se) unhonn nay nijaat haasil ki hai aur phir ley jaa k sawar ker dein un k saron pe aapko:na:

[ummid]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

1. Ummid
2. SHY
3 'Eshaa~ [koii aur milaa nahiiN na mujhe :donno: :lol ]

Hum nahi aane wale aap ke saath...:na:
hum munda_sialkoti ke saath sahil-e-samander per ja rahe hai...
aap kisi aur ko le jaye apne saath...:zuban:

[ummid]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

Ghoray soo rahy hein...innay sust aur hud-haram ghooray...yeh hamaray ghooron ko nasha-aawar cheezein koon khilata he :na:

hozor...:salam:
hum ne astable mein is silsile mein jasoos chode diye hain...
jaise hi hume kuch pata chale ga hum us gustakh ko pakad ko aap ke darbar mein pesh ker deinge...
waise hume lagta hai yeh dushmanun ki koi gehrii sazish hai..:shh:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

hum aap k sath jaanay se inkaar kertay hain.......hamein nahinn jaana aap k saath....(luck irani circus k namoonay):a stick: ...knni sharmindagi hogi aapko saath ley jaanay se:kr: :kr: kinni mushkil se is jaanwar(aap se) unhonn nay nijaat haasil ki hai aur phir ley jaa k sawar ker dein un k saron pe aapko:na:

Lo ker lo gul:khi:
yani ub jhumroo ko jangle mein akeelay hi picnic manani paray gi :lol

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

Hum nahi aane wale aap ke saath...:na:
hum munda_sialkoti ke saath sahil-e-samander per ja rahe hai...
aap kisi aur ko le jaye apne saath...:zuban:

Kaan khool ke yeh baat note ker le jhumroo :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

hozor...:salam:
hum ne astable mein is silsile mein jasoos chode diye hain...
jaise hi hume kuch pata chale ga hum us gustakh ko pakad ko aap ke darbar mein pesh ker deinge...
waise hume lagta hai yeh dushmanun ki koi gehrii sazish hai..:shh:

Shehzadi-e-neelofer aap ne astable mein jasoos choor ke acha nahi kia, jasooson ki bajaye aap ko astable mein ghooray choornay chahiyein thay ...ager hamein kahin jana per gaya to kia hum jasooson per sawaari karein ge

aur haan aap wajoohaat ka pata lagaiye ke yeh ghooray innay hud-haraam kyoon ho gaye hein, kahin yeh ghooray gadhoon ki sawari to nahi kerne lag gaye :tauba

[ummid]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

Kaan khool ke yeh baat note ker le jhumroo :khi:

kaan khol ker sunna jata hai...
aankh khol ker dekha jata hai....
aur zehan mein note kiya jata hai...
shahzade hume lagta hai aap ko illaj ki sakht zarorat hai...
Aap kahein tu shahi hakeem ka intezam kiya jaye...

[ummid]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

Shehzadi-e-neelofer aap ne astable mein jasoos choor ke acha nahi kia, jasooson ki bajaye aap ko astable mein ghooray choornay chahiyein thay ...ager hamein kahin jana per gaya to kia hum jasooson per sawaari karein ge

aur haan aap wajoohaat ka pata lagaiye ke yeh ghooray innay hud-haraam kyoon ho gaye hein, kahin yeh ghooray gadhoon ki sawari to nahi kerne lag gaye :tauba

shehzada aalam....
Aap ne hume galat naam se mukhatib kiya hai....
Aap pehle humara sahi naam lijye phir guftagoo ko aage badhaya jaye ga....
hum aap ke wafadar hai lakeen humara naam humarii pehchan hai...
yeh pehchan hum se mat chiniye..

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

kaan khol ker sunna jata hai...
aankh khol ker dekha jata hai....
aur zehan mein note kiya jata hai...
shahzade hume lagta hai aap ko illaj ki sakht zarorat hai...
Aap kahein tu shahi hakeem ka intezam kiya jaye...

Shehzadi-e-ummid aap ka kehna baja he, lekin kia he ka is gustaakh ki buchpan mein aik machenic ne fitting kharaab ker di thi, ub yeh kaan khool ke dekhta he aur aankhein khool ke munta hein...aap hum per khawa makhwa mein khafa mut hooiye :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

shehzada aalam....
Aap ne hume galat naam se mukhatib kiya hai....
Aap pehle humara sahi naam lijye phir guftagoo ko aage badhaya jaye ga....
hum aap ke wafadar hai lakeen humara naam humarii pehchan hai...
yeh pehchan hum se mat chiniye..

hum aap ko shahi khataab se nawaaz rahay hein aur aap hamary khaloos ki kader hi nahi ker rahein, aap ne hamara dil toor diya, aur is ki saza hum Jhumroo ko dein ge :lol

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

are chal haT be! hawaa aane de! maiN to naak se soogh kar suntaa huuN...meraa 'ilaaj Hakeem Loqmaan ne tab kiyaa thaa jab vo zer e ta'leem the...[ya'nii HANDS-ON piraakTis karte the :lol :lol :lol ]

Hum tumhari samaseya samajtay hein...hum tumhara ilaaj us shahi hakeem se kerwaaein ge jisay her tarah ke kharaab aur tootay phootay gadhay sahi kerne mein kamaal hasil he :wk

[ummid]

Re: Ager aap ko jungle mein

Shehzadi-e-ummid aap ka kehna baja he, lekin kia he ka is gustaakh ki buchpan mein aik machenic ne fitting kharaab ker di thi, ub yeh kaan khool ke dekhta he aur aankhein khool ke munta hein...aap hum per khawa makhwa mein khafa mut hooiye :lpop:

hum is baat se la ilm the shahazada sahib.....:tauba
humari is dakl andazi ko maaf ker diya jaye...