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    Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the United Nations.

    The only question asked was...
    "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure because...:

    In Africa they didn't know what "food" means.

    In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means.

    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means.

    In China they didn't know what "opinion" means.

    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means.

    In South America they didn't know what "please" means.

    In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" means.

    u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

    :pr:

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    Bilkul sahi Survay tha yeh......... :shh:
    aap ne tu kamal ki baat share ki hai.......:)
    thank you sooooooooooooo much..:hug:
    Khush rahiye..:phool:
    Allahafiz..
    Last edited by ummid; 27 March 2006, 03:54.

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      Re: UN survey ...................................

      kafi der pehlay perh chuka hoon yeh survey
      :thmbup:

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      • #4
        Re: UN survey ...................................

        Originally posted by munda_sialkoty
        kafi der pehlay perh chuka hoon yeh survey
        :tauba Kinni baar bola hai k agar parha huaa ho to aankhein band ker liya karein ....:a stick:
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          Re: UN survey ...................................

          Originally posted by Eshaa_wellwisher
          :tauba Kinni baar bola hai k agar parha huaa ho to aankhein band ker liya karein ....:a stick:
          Mein aap ko pehlay bhi keh chuka hoon ke mein sootay huay bhi aankhein khuli rakhta hoon, aik baar baat ki samaj nahi aati :slap:
          :thmbup:

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          • #6
            Re: UN survey ...................................

            Originally posted by Jhumroo
            haaN na yaaraa...yeh PG Gals bhii 'ajeeb hotii haiN :donno: :hathora
            Tu mujay PG girls ko maar raha he ya mujay maar raha he :slap:
            :thmbup:

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              • #8
                Re: UN survey ...................................

                Originally posted by ummid
                Bilkul sahi Survay tha yeh......... :shh:
                aap ne tu kamal ki baat share ki hai.......:)
                thank you sooooooooooooo much..:hug:
                Khush rahiye..:phool:
                Allahafiz..
                shukariaa ummid ji pasand karni kaaa :hug:

                Originally posted by Jhumroo
                mere Khayaal se to yeh survey shaayad UN kaa BEST survey thaa kiuNki yeh FAIL hone ke baa-vujood be_Had KAAMIIYAAB rahaa...nice sharing...Thanks Hala Ji :rose
                thanks jhumroo ji apna qeemty time nikal ki ....... or read karni ka ...... be happy :rose

                Originally posted by munda_sialkoty
                kafi der pehlay perh chuka hoon yeh survey
                achaa likin itnaa ghoor say naa pheraa hoo...... :)
                u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                :pr:

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                • #9
                  Re: UN survey ...................................

                  Originally posted by shy
                  thanks dear shy ji :phool:
                  u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                  :pr:

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                    Re: UN survey ...................................

                    Originally posted by Hala
                    achaa likin itnaa ghoor say naa pheraa hoo...... :)
                    kia hi acha ho ager aap is ka tarjma urdu mein ker dein...aap to jaanti hein mujay pushto nahi aati :pagal:
                    :thmbup:

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                    • #11
                      Re: UN survey ...................................

                      Originally posted by munda_sialkoty
                      kia hi acha ho ager aap is ka tarjma urdu mein ker dein...aap to jaanti hein mujay pushto nahi aati :pagal:
                      kia pata urdu be ap ki samjh say dooor hoo :pagal:
                      u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                      :pr:

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                      • #12
                        Re: UN survey ...................................

                        Originally posted by Jhumroo
                        haaN na yaaraa...yeh PG Gals bhii 'ajeeb hotii haiN :donno: :hathora
                        PG gals se panga:a stick: :hathora :a stick: :hathora Yalgharrrrr bar sar-e-bhoosa bharay dimagh.........ye to bhoosa ek 2 PG boys k dimagh mein bhara hai Top bhoosa bhara dimagh ..jumroo n muda_sialkoti k hain..aur baqi ...:cc: baqi k naam saigha-e-raaz mein rakhay jaaen gay ...
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                          Re: UN survey ...................................

                          Originally posted by Jhumroo
                          smell of burnt kabaab in the neighbourhood...Scarboro se Kitchener tak aa rahii hai...bechaare log jo in do shahroN ke beech rahte haiN :tauba
                          Ye smell kitchener se scarborough tak aa rahi hai janab :lol ....PG gals se jealous ho rahay hain to kion apnay hee kabab banay per tulay huey hain ...:tauba
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                          • #14
                            Re: UN survey ...................................

                            Originally posted by Hala
                            kia pata urdu be ap ki samjh say dooor hoo :pagal:
                            Urdu meri koomi zubaan he, kum az kum is per kuch na kuch aboor hasil he hamein...aur aap her jagah hum shareef insaanon per pushtoo mut jharti raha karein :a stick:
                            :thmbup:

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                            • #15
                              Re: UN survey ...................................

                              Originally posted by Eshaa_wellwisher
                              PG gals se panga:a stick: :hathora :a stick: :hathora Yalgharrrrr bar sar-e-bhoosa bharay dimagh.........ye to bhoosa ek 2 PG boys k dimagh mein bhara hai Top bhoosa bhara dimagh ..jumroo n muda_sialkoti k hain..aur baqi ...:cc: baqi k naam saigha-e-raaz mein rakhay jaaen gay ...

                              Shuker he, hamaray dimaag aap ke dimaag ki tarah khaali nahi
                              :thmbup:

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