Sunday....

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sunday....

are yaar kiuN tum unheN ulTii seedhii baateN sujhaate ho...are baba vo log baRe bad_mo'aash haiN...kahiiN 'amal kar baiThe to hamaarii to samjhi ji khaTiyaa hii khaRii hom jaayegii :lol :lol :lol

Khabar-daar jo unhein bud-moaa-shhhhhhh :shh: kaha...unhoon ne sun lia to dafa 44 lug jaye gi...aur phir double sawari pe bhi pabandi lag jaye gi...Pakistan mein koi bhi ghalat kaam ho shamat to bikes chalanay walon ki aati he na

[ummid]

Re: Sunday....

acha to pehlay batana tha na...mein khawa makhwa mein preshaan ho raha tha :lpop:

:tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sunday....

nahiiN bhaiye! shaamat to taange waale kii bhii aa saktii hai...ek chauraahe par ek constable apnii service kii aakhirii shifT kar rahaa thaa...abhii ek ghanTa rah gayaa thaa kisi ko chaalaan karne kaa...us ne sochaa us ne kam o besh sabkaa hii chaalaan kiyaa hai...bas ek taangewaalaa rah gayaa hai...uskaa to aaj har Haal meN chaalaan karnaa hai constable saaHib ko.

wo aafat kaa maaraa taangewaalaa udhar aa nikla. usse se lapak kar policewaale ne poochhaa...terii batti kidhar hai...taangewaale ne dikhaai k uskii batti kaam kar rahii thii...police waale ne use kaha ki vo saare papers dikhaaye
taangewaale ne dikhaa diyaa...har kaaGhaz durust thaa...kuchh soch kar policewaale ne taange ke pahiyoN ko Thok bajaa kar dekhaa...vo sab bhi Theek thaa...koi safety violations nahiiN the...to, police waale ne bahot afsos aur naa ummiidii kii Halaat meN taangewaale se kahaa k vo jaa saktaa hai...magar police waalaa khaRaa sochtaa rahaa ki yeh to uskii bahot baRii haar hai...last 10 minutes bache haiN...uskii zindagii kii yeh Hasrat na nikal paayii

bas naa-ummidi emN yakbaargii use ek ummeed kii kiran dikhaaii di. police waale ne ba-aawaaz e baland taangewaale ko pukaaraa jo abhi kuchh door hii nikal paayaa thaa. taangewaalaa bechaare phir lauT kar aayaa...kahaa...daroGha jii ab mujhe Ghareeb ko jaane deN ... subHo se koii bhaaRaa nahiiN milaa hai...police waalaa Ghusse meN bolaa....

beTaa aaj to tu muijh se nahiiN bach paayegaa...teraa to aaj maiN chaalaan kar ke hii rahuuNgaa...taangewaale ne kaha ...daroGha ji aapne sab kuchh to check kar liyaa ab aisii kaun sii daf'a aap mujh par lagaayeNge...

police waale ne kaha...abe lafange, luchche...ghoRe ko nangaa taange meN lagaa rakkha ahai aur vo bhi public meN...maiN to teraa chaalaan ghoRe ke indecent exposure ke taHet karuuNgaa :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Indecent exposure

Le meri jaan murgi ke anday, mein bhi tujay police se related aik joke sunata hoon...aankhein khool ke sun :khi:

Police mein aik nya constable bharti hua, wo bechara shareef insaan tha, usay kia pata ke rishwat kese li jati he aur paisay kese batooray jatay hein :khi: Abi chand din hi huay thay, ke jail mein aik kaidi mer gaya, us constable ke officer ne usay bulaya aur kaha ja is kaidi ke ghar, aur is ki laash is ke ghar walon ke de aa, aur aatay huay kuch chaye paani (kuch paisay) bhi le aa...constable preshan ho gaya, kehnay laga aik to mein us ke ghar walon ko un ke beetay ki laash de ke aaon, aur doosra un se paisay maangon, yeh kese mumkin he serkaar. Officer ne aik trained constable ko bula aur kaha is nikamay ke saath ja, aur isay bata ke paisay kese wasool kiye jatay hein.

Khair, doono police walay laash le ker pohanchay (new constable = old but trained constable)...new constable throughout chup hi raha...ghar waloon ne laash ko dekha aur wo roonay peetnay lagay...kuch der to yeh hota raha, khair ub trained constable aagay berha, aur kehnay laga, bhaiyo chup ker jao aur meri baat suno pehlay...sabi aik lamhay ke liye chup ker gaye...wo bola, dekhiye, jesa ke aap sub jaantay hein, ke aap ka beta serkaar ki jail mein tha, isay 10 saal kaid ki saza thi, is ne abi 3 saal hi kaid mukamal ki he, lehaza aap rishtay daaron mein se koi mere saath chalay aur serkar ki di gai saza ke baki 7 saal puray karay :lol

wahan per to sabi her-bara gaye, kehnay laga, waise ager aap chahein to mein apne baray officer ko kuch paisay laga ke moaamla rafa-dafa bhi kerwa sakta hoon, ager aap chahein to :khi:

aagay aap khud samajdaar hein :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sunday....

:tauba

:salam:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sunday....

:kr: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol aisii samajhdaarii ke sadqe jaavaaN ... yeh to police waalaa baRe kaam kaa niklaa...haN? :wk :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

yeh bad-kismati he bhai hamaray mulkon mein...yahan per waqei aisay kaam hotay hein

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sunday....

is nagrii kii reet ajeeb hai, haaaaye!
dhan daulat de ke phaNs jaaye
aur, rupiya kauRii de ke chhuT jaaye
haaye bhaaii! kabira kah kar jaaye

a qit'a by Jhumroo :lol