WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1.Yes=No
2.No=Yes
3.Maybe=No
4.I'm Sorry=You'll be sorry
5.We need-I want
6.It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now
7.Do what you want=You'll pay for this later
8.We need to talk=I need to complain
9.Sure go ahead=I don't want you to
10.I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron
11.You're so manly=You need a shave and you sweat alot
12.Be romantic, turn out the light=I have flabby thighs
13.This kitchen is so inconvenient=I want a new house
14.I want new curtains=and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
15.I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep
16.Do you love me?=I'm gonna ask for somthing expensive
17.Ho much do you love me?=I did somthing today you're gonna hate
18.I'll be ready in a minute=Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
19.You have to learn to communicate=Just agree with me
20.Are you listening to me?=[Too late, you're dead]
1.Yes=No
2.No=Yes
3.Maybe=No
4.I'm Sorry=You'll be sorry
5.We need-I want
6.It's your decision=The correct decision should be obvious by now
7.Do what you want=You'll pay for this later
8.We need to talk=I need to complain
9.Sure go ahead=I don't want you to
10.I'm not upset=Of course I'm upset, you moron
11.You're so manly=You need a shave and you sweat alot
12.Be romantic, turn out the light=I have flabby thighs
13.This kitchen is so inconvenient=I want a new house
14.I want new curtains=and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
15.I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep
16.Do you love me?=I'm gonna ask for somthing expensive
17.Ho much do you love me?=I did somthing today you're gonna hate
18.I'll be ready in a minute=Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
19.You have to learn to communicate=Just agree with me
20.Are you listening to me?=[Too late, you're dead]
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