Aap ki daily routine...........

[musaddaq]

Re: Aap ki daily routine...........

Lekin yaar miss world ko bhi sharmana chahiye. aa lene do, isay sharminda kerte hein mil k

yaar phir inhon ne kehna hai k hum zaida bolte hain, tere mere pe to pehle bhi yehi ilzaam hian

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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yaar phir inhon ne kehna hai k hum zaida bolte hain, tere mere pe to pehle bhi yehi ilzaam hian

yaar ilzaam hein sabit to nahi huay na. Yeh to tum aur mein he jaantay hein ke hum dono kitnay khamoosh'tabah hein

[musaddaq]

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yaar ilzaam hein sabit to nahi huay na. Yeh to tum aur mein he jaantay hein ke hum dono kitnay khamoosh'tabah hein

aaho yaar,
humain to koi kuch bhi keh de, hum shiiiiiiiiiiiii tak nahi kerta, :abb:

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

Re: Aap ki daily routine...........

9 am daily zardari se meeting hoti hai..
10 am daily prime minister kay saath tea aur chicken soup milay kay peetay hain
11 am per mein kiyani golf khailnay kaylie nikal jatay hain...
12 dinner karta hoon katrina kaif kay saath marriot hotel mein takreeban eik din chor kay
1 pm ko mein aur ashveriya rai swiming kartay hain aur pagal1 uss swiming pool ko paani se bharta hai
3 pm ko mein aur shah rukh ki bivi ghouri tea break kartay hain...
5 pm ko shahbaaz sharif kay saath phone per baat karta hoon aur mulki soorat haal per discuss kartay hain
9 pm ko mein aur reema dinner karnay bhurban jatay hain
12 pm ko president obama ki bivi kay saath sms aur pm karta rahta hoon... :lol

Jab app ki ankh khultee hai...tu Aunti (mera malba hai ur mother) chappal lay ker tu nahi kharee hoteen aap k bed k pass....??

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

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eik dafa mein angelina se milnay gaya uss nay muje apnay chamber mein bulaya aur eik side per sofa para tha vahan bethnay ka ishara kiya mein betha raha aur sochta raha kay abhi baat karein gi lakin vo sub se milti rahi aur batein karti rahi mein dekhta raha aur jab vo uthi tu uss nay meray haath se pakra aur kaha meri shooting ka time hogay hai aap meray saath chalein aur aap jo baat karni hai vo kar lena aur meri shooting agar dekhna chaho tu dekh lena... mein uss ki car mein betha aur agay peechay eik dozen cars ka squad tha meinay jitni assignments ki thein un ko brief kiya aur uss nay muje khoob appreciate kiya phir hum 50 minutes ki drive per eik plazay kay qareeb puhnchay jahan senkaroon loog kharay thay jo angilena ko protocol mein lay liya lakin angilina nay meray haath ko pakray rakha aur hum sub plaza kay eik basement mein chalay gaye aur director nay ussay scene samjhaya .. kuch dair baad shooting start hoi aur angilina kay haath mein do pistol hotay hain aur jeans ki paint shirt pehan leti hai aur eik car tez raftari se aa rahi hoti hai jis per angilina fire karti hai aur baad mein uss car ko ultaya jata hai phir hum vahan se nikalay aur meinay angilina se janay ki ejazat maangi aur uss nay mujhe hug kiya aur uss ki badan ki khushboo mein aaj bhi apnay sansoo mein mehsoos karta hoon.... :lol

eik tehreer hai "yadon kay dareechay" mein say....

Ager ye Story ager 'Brad Pitt' nay parh lee tu woh apny aap ku pitt pitt kay marr jaye ga...

[azeem-ahmed]

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Ager ye Story ager 'Brad Pitt' nay parh lee tu woh apny aap ku pitt pitt kay marr jaye ga...

:lol

[u_r]

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hayyeeee....agger is waaste aana jhe te beshak fir chlle jao Musadaq bhai..........sannu aithe Pegham te twadi koi lorr ni...

MS naal fone, skype, in person, email, facebook de zrye ghal ker liya kaarro..................shukran

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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aaho yaar,
humain to koi kuch bhi keh de, hum shiiiiiiiiiiiii tak nahi kerta, :abb:

Yaar dekho u_r ne apna start plus shuru ker dia hum dono per :(

[musaddaq]

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hayyeeee....agger is waaste aana jhe te beshak fir chlle jao Musadaq bhai..........sannu aithe Pegham te twadi koi lorr ni...

MS naal fone, skype, in person, email, facebook de zrye ghal ker liya kaarro..................shukran

tawanu lorr koi nahi te fer ki hoya, sannu te hai na :P

[musaddaq]

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Yaar dekho u_r ne apna start plus shuru ker dia hum dono per :(

yaar hamare saath ahmesha he aisa he hota hai, tareekh gawah hai iss ki, ab humain apna alliance strong kerna parre ga, dushman berh gaya hain

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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yaar hamare saath ahmesha he aisa he hota hai, tareekh gawah hai iss ki, ab humain apna alliance strong kerna parre ga, dushman berh gaya hain

Yaar yeh u_r dil ki buri larki nahi he. Lekin zubaan ki hud se ziada buri he

[musaddaq]

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Yaar yeh u_r dil ki buri larki nahi he. Lekin zubaan ki hud se ziada buri he

iss ki zubaan ka kya karain phir, hum to intehari shaista zubaan hain :$

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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iss ki zubaan ka kya karain phir, hum to intehari shaista zubaan hain :$

aur hum phir b gharoor nahi kerte