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  • #31
    Re: Lalooo Larke

    Originally posted by maya gill View Post
    Larkiya to hoti he wafadar hain
    Haaahhahah ...Joke of the year....

    zaroorrat sayy ziadaa wafadarrr:dance2::dance2:

    BB Khalaa kuch ghoorr inn sahibaa kay comments parr bhiii
    "Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? "

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    • #32
      Re: Lalooo Larke

      WEL LARKO SE TO SACHAI B HAZAM NAI HOTI AB KHANA TO 2 MIN MAY HAZAM KR LYTE HAIN:na: NOT FAIR

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      • #33
        Re: Lalooo Larke

        Originally posted by maya gill View Post
        WEL LARKO SE TO SACHAI B HAZAM NAI HOTI AB KHANA TO 2 MIN MAY HAZAM KR LYTE HAIN:na: NOT FAIR
        Aoorr Larkionn koo Fazooll batoon kayy siwaa aatt hii kiaa haiii,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Idhar kii udhar aoor udhar kii idharrr:dance2:
        "Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? "

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        • #34
          Re: Lalooo Larke

          Originally posted by WASI ANJUM View Post


          Larke bichare bhi Rani bana ker rakhte hain un shehzadiyon ko lekin woh he Zalim haseena ban jati hain




          Aap ne ek Adana sami mota dekh liya to sab ko mota keh diya
          :hii:



          Aap Amrica ki tarah hukam chalati hain to Hilter hona he perta hai :lpop:


          hukam chalain aur wo bhi hum - yeh to aik kahwaab he

          Originally posted by WASI ANJUM View Post
          Ab aap khud he dekh len ZALIM kon hai???????
          Ye Hashar kerti hain shadi k baad
          yeh aik bichari to nahi kiya- sari larkiyou ne mil ker kiya he :hairdrayer:



          Originally posted by Mr.Khan View Post
          372-haha

          itna husne ki kiya baat he bhanje... :hairdrayer:

          Originally posted by maya gill View Post
          I agree with khala,


          :hii: thankooo
          Last edited by Khala@Saleema; 30 November 2009, 20:58.



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          • #35
            Re: Lalooo Larke

            Originally posted by WASI ANJUM View Post
            Piyare Boys mein bhi kuch kehna chahta hon

            ye jo larkiyan hain

            Maa Baap k ghar mein saara din kapre dhoti hain

            Bartan manjhti hain

            saare ghar ki jharoo lagati hain

            kapre istri kerti hain

            pocha lagati hain

            kitchen k sab kaam kerti hain

            wahan in ko sar khujane ki bhi fursat nahi milti

            shadi k baad shohar k ghar aa ker

            kapre dhote huay haathon dard hota hai

            pocha lagate qamar mein takleef

            jharoo lagate huay chaker aatay hain

            kapre istri kerne se darr lagta hai current na lag jaye

            ufff in k saare nakhre shohar k ghar aaker he pure hotay hain

            khoob aaram kerti hain tabhi to shadi k baad MOTI ho jati hain 372-haha

            Aap kiya kehte hain? :mm:
            Wasi bhai u ne to bari detail me larkiyon k kartooton ki describe kar diya hai 372-haha

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            • #36
              Re: Lalooo Larke

              Originally posted by maya gill View Post
              WEL LARKO SE TO SACHAI B HAZAM NAI HOTI AB KHANA TO 2 MIN MAY HAZAM KR LYTE HAIN:na: NOT FAIR

              well said :hairdrayer:



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              • #37
                Re: Lalooo Larke

                Originally posted by Mr.Khan View Post
                Wasi bhai u ne to bari detail me larkiyon k kartooton ki describe kar diya hai 372-haha

                lagta he bichare rozana Larkiou ke Gharou me Jhaank ker yehi dehkte rehte hain ke Larkiya apne Ghar me kaise kaam kerti hian 372-haha372-haha372-haha



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                • #38
                  Re: Lalooo Larke

                  hukam chalain aur wo bhi hum - yeh to aik kahwaab he


                  Ye aisa khawab hai jo shadi k baad haqiqat ban jata hai :hairdrayer:ye magr mach k aansoo tauba tauba


                  yeh aik bichari to nahi kiya- sari larkiyou ne mil ker kiya he :hairdrayer:
                  Haan aisa he hota hai Hitler saas saliyan sab ek ho jati hain
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                  • #39
                    Re: Lalooo Larke

                    Originally posted by Momo@Khala View Post
                    lagta he bichare rozana Larkiou ke Gharou me Jhaank ker yehi dehkte rehte hain ke Larkiya apne Ghar me kaise kaam kerti hian 372-haha372-haha372-haha
                    :dance5:chahhay jhank karr daikhaa haiii....Parr baat too pattay kii kii haiiiiiyyy:dance2:
                    "Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? "

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                    • #40
                      Re: Lalooo Larke

                      372-haha

                      Originally posted by Momo@Khala View Post
                      Pyari bachiyooo, aaj mai tum logou ko Larko ki Asliyat bataane jarahi hoon.


                      Shayed ke tum larkioy ki aankhain khul jaien aur tum in pagal Laloo larkou ki baatou me naa aajou.



                      Shadi se pehle yeh Lalooos chalaangai lagaa rahe hote hain...

                      "hum yeh kerain ge wo kerain ge... tumhare liye chand sooraj Todh layen gai..." :garmi:
                      .....tum kaho gi to apni Jaan apni Hateli me daal ker tum ko de dain ge "

                      aur yeh aam sa dialouge jo yeh bol bol ke nahi thakte hain...

                      "......mai tumhare baghir MARRRRR jaounga... tumhare siwaa mai kisi ke baare me soch bhi nahi sakta. "




                      Lekin Haqeekat yeh he ke yeh Laloo "Bawlou" ki assliyat foraaannnn shadi ke baad Khull jaati he.


                      Jab in ko apni passand larki mil jaati he.. to saaaaaaari bimaari thik hojati he.. aur kuch Arsse ke baad in ki assliyat saamne ajaati he.



                      Pehle baat kerte the soorah chand todhne ki... aur shadi ke baad ...
                      Kitchen me jaaker pani (water) tak Khud nahi pi sakte...

                      Marne jeene ka sawaal to gaya "DUSTBIN" mai - ab to in ko sirf fiker he to apne Khaane ki, apne chiezou ki aur apne dostou ki.

                      Jis ko apne Ghar me lana tha... usko decoration
                      piece ki tarah sajaa liya apne ghar me....
                      ab wo jaane aur Ghar.


                      Kisi larki ko dehkne ka tassawur jo pehle nahi ker sakta tha... ab wo maloom hota he... ke kitni Hazaaaarou "Saheliyaa" Paal raha hota he




                      TOBAA TOBAA kitne baree JHOOTE hote hain yeh Larke..


                      Aaoau aaj mil ker in ki ACHI TARAH se DULHAAAI kerain hathora
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                      • #41
                        Re: Lalooo Larke

                        Cha gayay aap Wasi Anjum Sahab... Itna kuch chuppa kar rakha tha aap nay, aaj dil ki saari bhaRaas nikaal dee 372-haha


                        Originally posted by WASI ANJUM View Post
                        Piyare Boys mein bhi kuch kehna chahta hon

                        ye jo larkiyan hain

                        Maa Baap k ghar mein saara din kapre dhoti hain

                        Bartan manjhti hain

                        saare ghar ki jharoo lagati hain

                        kapre istri kerti hain

                        pocha lagati hain

                        kitchen k sab kaam kerti hain

                        wahan in ko sar khujane ki bhi fursat nahi milti

                        shadi k baad shohar k ghar aa ker

                        kapre dhote huay haathon dard hota hai

                        pocha lagate qamar mein takleef

                        jharoo lagate huay chaker aatay hain

                        kapre istri kerne se darr lagta hai current na lag jaye

                        ufff in k saare nakhre shohar k ghar aaker he pure hotay hain

                        khoob aaram kerti hain tabhi to shadi k baad MOTI ho jati hain 372-haha

                        Aap kiya kehte hain? :mm:
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                        • #42
                          Re: Lalooo Larke

                          LAGTA HI KHALA KA KHALO SE JHAGRA HOGAYA HI AUR KHALO NAY KHALAO KO BARI ZOR SE MARA HI LOLZ :garmi:
                          ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                          • #43
                            Re: Lalooo Larke

                            khala pher aisay larkoo ka kia elaaj karna chaye :lol:
                            اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                            اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                            • #44
                              Re: Lalooo Larke

                              :jazak:
                              That's Enough...!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Lalooo Larke

                                Originally posted by WASI ANJUM View Post

                                Ye aisa khawab hai jo shadi k baad haqiqat ban jata hai :hairdrayer:ye magr mach k aansoo tauba tauba




                                Haan aisa he hota hai Hitler saas saliyan sab ek ho jati hain

                                shadi k baad hi to hukam nahi chaltaa
                                Saas aur saliyaan ?? ye kaise Jodh he? :garmi: Saas kabhi Bahu ke saath nhi hoti to wo aapki saaliyou ke saath mil ke kia kere gi :fly:

                                Originally posted by thefire1 View Post
                                Cha gayay aap Wasi Anjum Sahab... Itna kuch chuppa kar rakha tha aap nay, aaj dil ki saari bhaRaas nikaal dee 372-haha
                                abhi to nikaal rahe hain - in ka bas chale to aaj Apni DUKH bhari DASTAAN ki 10 BOOKS likh daalian



                                Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                                LAGTA HI KHALA KA KHALO SE JHAGRA HOGAYA HI AUR KHALO NAY KHALAO KO BARI ZOR SE MARA HI LOLZ :garmi:

                                haye hayai - tum ko kaise maluum hua mujhe marne ki kisko himat he -

                                Originally posted by Aanchal View Post
                                khala pher aisay larkoo ka kia elaaj karna chaye :lol:


                                inka ilaaj yeh he kai in se shadi na kero
                                Originally posted by ScorpioN_RulzZ View Post
                                :jazak:


                                :SubhanAllhaa::hairdrayer:
                                Last edited by Khala@Saleema; 1 December 2009, 11:57.



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