Lalooo Larke

[Khala@Saleema]

Pyari bachiyooo, aaj mai tum logou ko Larko ki Asliyat bataane jarahi hoon.

Shayed ke tum larkioy ki aankhain khul jaien aur tum in pagal Laloo larkou ki baatou me naa aajou.

Shadi se pehle yeh Lalooos chalaangai lagaa rahe hote hain...

"hum yeh kerain ge wo kerain ge... tumhare liye chand sooraj Todh layen gai..." :garmi:
.....tum kaho gi to apni Jaan apni Hateli me daal ker tum ko de dain ge "

aur yeh aam sa dialouge jo yeh bol bol ke nahi thakte hain...

"......mai tumhare baghir MARRRRR jaounga... tumhare siwaa mai kisi ke baare me soch bhi nahi sakta. "

Lekin Haqeekat yeh he ke yeh Laloo "Bawlou" ki assliyat foraaannnn shadi ke baad Khull jaati he.

Jab in ko apni passand larki mil jaati he.. to saaaaaaari bimaari thik hojati he.. aur kuch Arsse ke baad in ki assliyat saamne ajaati he.

Pehle baat kerte the soorah chand todhne ki... aur shadi ke baad ...
Kitchen me jaaker pani (water) tak Khud nahi pi sakte...

Marne jeene ka sawaal to gaya "DUSTBIN" mai - ab to in ko sirf fiker he to apne Khaane ki, apne chiezou ki aur apne dostou ki.

Jis ko apne Ghar me lana tha... usko decoration
piece ki tarah sajaa liya apne ghar me....
ab wo jaane aur Ghar.

Kisi larki ko dehkne ka tassawur jo pehle nahi ker sakta tha... ab wo maloom hota he... ke kitni Hazaaaarou "Saheliyaa" Paal raha hota he

TOBAA TOBAA kitne baree JHOOTE hote hain yeh Larke..

Aaoau aaj mil ker in ki ACHI TARAH se DULHAAAI kerain hathora

[D@y W@lk3r]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Pyare bacho, aaj mai tum logou ko Larko ki Asliyat bataane jarahi hoon. Shayed ke tum larkioy ki aankhain khul jaien aur tum in pagal Laloo larkou ki baatou me naa aajou.


Shadi se pehle yeh Lalooos chalaangai lagaa rahe hote hain... hum yeh kerain ge wo kerain ge... tumhare liye chand sooraj Todh layen gai... :garmi:

tum kaho gi to apni Jaan apni Hateli me daal ker tum ko de dain ge aur yeh aam sa dialouge jo yeh bol bol ke nahi thakte hain... mai tumhare baghir MARRRRR jaounga... tumhare siwaa mai kisi ke baare me soch bhi nahi sakta.



Lekin Haqeekat yeh he ke yeh Laloo "Bawlou" ki assliyat foraaannnn shadi ke baad Khull jaati he.

Jab in ko apni passand larki mil jaati he.. to saaaaaaari bimaari thik hojati he.. aur kuch Arsse ke baad in ki assliyat saamne ajaati he.


Pehle baat kerte the soorah chand todhne ki... aur shadi ke baad ...Kitchen me jaaker pani (water) tak Khud nahi pi sakte...

Marne jeene ka sawaal to gaya "DUSTBIN" mai - ab to in ko sirf fiker he to apne Khaane ki, apne chiezou ki aur apne dostou ki.

Jis ko apne Ghar me lana tha... usko decoration piece ki tarah sajaa liya apne ghar me.... ab wo jaane aur Ghar.

Kisi larki ko dehkne ka tassawur jo pehle nahi ker sakta tha... ab wo maloom hota he... ke kitni Hazaaaarou "Saheliyaa" Paal raha hota he


TOBAA TOBAA kitne baree JHOOTE hote hain yeh Larke..

Aaoau aaj mil ker in ki ACHI TARAH se DULHAAAI kerain hathora

lol aisi baatein srif GF say ki jati hain. begum say nahi..........................

app ko pata hain wife main aur GF main kiya faraq hain?????????????
nahi
nahi

to main batata hoon srif 20KG ka372-haha

[Khala@Saleema]

Re: Lalooo Larke

lol aisi baatein srif GF say ki jati hain. begum say nahi..........................

app ko pata hain wife main aur GF main kiya faraq hain?????????????
nahi
nahi

to main batata hoon srif 20KG ka372-haha

tum se to mujhe yeh hi Umeed thi "mote Nightwalker " :garmi:

Kabhi koi Dhanggg ki BAAT na kerna - Lalooo :hairdrayer:

:q2:

[D@y W@lk3r]

Re: Lalooo Larke

tum se to mujhe yeh hi Umeed thi "mote Nightwalker " :garmi:

Kabhi koi Dhanggg ki BAAT na kerna - Lalooo :hairdrayer:

:q2:

jaisay q wesay ans

[Khala@Saleema]

Re: Lalooo Larke

jaisay q wesay ans

maine question kaha kiya Lalllooo

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Pyari bachiyooo, aaj mai tum logou ko Larko ki Asliyat bataane jarahi hoon.

Shayed ke tum larkioy ki aankhain khul jaien aur tum in pagal Laloo larkou ki baatou me naa aajou.

Shadi se pehle yeh Lalooos chalaangai lagaa rahe hote hain...

"hum yeh kerain ge wo kerain ge... tumhare liye chand sooraj Todh layen gai..." :garmi:
.....tum kaho gi to apni Jaan apni Hateli me daal ker tum ko de dain ge "

aur yeh aam sa dialouge jo yeh bol bol ke nahi thakte hain...

"......mai tumhare baghir MARRRRR jaounga... tumhare siwaa mai kisi ke baare me soch bhi nahi sakta. "

Lekin Haqeekat yeh he ke yeh Laloo "Bawlou" ki assliyat foraaannnn shadi ke baad Khull jaati he.

Jab in ko apni passand larki mil jaati he.. to saaaaaaari bimaari thik hojati he.. aur kuch Arsse ke baad in ki assliyat saamne ajaati he.

Pehle baat kerte the soorah chand todhne ki... aur shadi ke baad ...
Kitchen me jaaker pani (water) tak Khud nahi pi sakte...

Marne jeene ka sawaal to gaya "DUSTBIN" mai - ab to in ko sirf fiker he to apne Khaane ki, apne chiezou ki aur apne dostou ki.

Jis ko apne Ghar me lana tha... usko decoration pie
ce ki tarah sajaa liya apne ghar me.... ab wo jaane aur Ghar.

Kisi larki ko dehkne ka tassawur jo pehle nahi ker sakta tha... ab wo maloom hota he... ke kitni Hazaaaarou "Saheliyaa" Paal raha hota he

TOBAA TOBAA kitne baree JHOOTE hote hain yeh Larke..

Aaoau aaj mil ker in ki ACHI TARAH se DULHAAAI kerain hathora

Wahhhhhhhh kiaa inkashaffat hain,,,


Kuch ham sayy bhii sun lain about Girlzz.....


Girlzz kii aadhii umarr sahii larrkkay kayy intazzar main aorr baqiii usssay sahiii bannany main guzzar jatii haiii..


:dance2::dance2::dance2::dance2::dance2::dance2:

[D@y W@lk3r]

Re: Lalooo Larke

maine question kaha kiya Lalllooo

to mainay ans kab diya laloo:smilie2:

[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Piyare Boys mein bhi kuch kehna chahta hon

ye jo larkiyan hain

Maa Baap k ghar mein saara din kapre dhoti hain

Bartan manjhti hain

saare ghar ki jharoo lagati hain

kapre istri kerti hain

pocha lagati hain

kitchen k sab kaam kerti hain

wahan in ko sar khujane ki bhi fursat nahi milti

shadi k baad shohar k ghar aa ker

kapre dhote huay haathon dard hota hai

pocha lagate qamar mein takleef

jharoo lagate huay chaker aatay hain

kapre istri kerne se darr lagta hai current na lag jaye

ufff in k saare nakhre shohar k ghar aaker he pure hotay hain

khoob aaram kerti hain tabhi to shadi k baad MOTI ho jati hain 372-haha

Aap kiya kehte hain? :mm:

[D@y W@lk3r]

Re: Lalooo Larke

piyare boys mein bhi kuch kehna chahta hon

ye jo larkiyan hain

maa baap k ghar mein saara din kapre dhoti hain

bartan manjhti hain

saare ghar ki jharoo lagati hain

kapre istri kerti hain

pocha lagati hain

kitchen k sab kaam kerti hain

wahan in ko sar khujane ki bhi fursat nahi milti

shadi k baad shohar k ghar aa ker

kapre dhote huay haathon dard hota hai

pocha lagate qamar mein takleef

jharoo lagate huay chaker aatay hain

kapre istri kerne se darr lagta hai current na lag jaye

ufff in k saare nakhre shohar k ghar aaker he pure hotay hain

khoob aaram kerti hain tabhi to shadi k baad moti ho jati hain 372-haha

aap kiya kehte hain? :mm:

:anyword:

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: Lalooo Larke

tum se to mujhe yeh hi Umeed thi "mote Nightwalker " :garmi:

Kabhi koi Dhanggg ki BAAT na kerna - Lalooo :hairdrayer:

:q2:

Urr Dhanngg kii bataiinn bhii Khassii Bayy Dhangiiii thiiinnn:lpop:

[sarfraz_qamar]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Piyare Boys mein bhi kuch kehna chahta hon

ye jo larkiyan hain

Maa Baap k ghar mein saara din kapre dhoti hain

Bartan manjhti hain

saare ghar ki jharoo lagati hain

kapre istri kerti hain

pocha lagati hain

kitchen k sab kaam kerti hain

wahan in ko sar khujane ki bhi fursat nahi milti

shadi k baad shohar k ghar aa ker

kapre dhote huay haathon dard hota hai

pocha lagate qamar mein takleef

jharoo lagate huay chaker aatay hain

kapre istri kerne se darr lagta hai current na lag jaye

ufff in k saare nakhre shohar k ghar aaker he pure hotay hain

khoob aaram kerti hain tabhi to shadi k baad MOTI ho jati hain 372-haha

Aap kiya kehte hain? :mm:

Yehii kehhh.....too kitnaa Sachaa aadmii haiiiii:dance5:

[maya gill]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Aaj kal to larke b kamau bivee late hain uper se ye b aspect krte hain k wo ghar k kaam b karen

[Khala@Saleema]

Re: Lalooo Larke

to mainay ans kab diya laloo:smilie2:

betho aram se :hairdrayer:

Piyare Boys mein bhi kuch kehna chahta hon

ye jo larkiyan hain

Maa Baap k ghar mein saara din kapre dhoti hain

Bartan manjhti hain

saare ghar ki jharoo lagati hain

kapre istri kerti hain

pocha lagati hain

kitchen k sab kaam kerti hain

wahan in ko sar khujane ki bhi fursat nahi milti

shadi k baad shohar k ghar aa ker

kapre dhote huay haathon dard hota hai

pocha lagate qamar mein takleef

jharoo lagate huay chaker aatay hain

kapre istri kerne se darr lagta hai current na lag jaye

ufff in k saare nakhre shohar k ghar aaker he pure hotay hain

khoob aaram kerti hain tabhi to shadi k baad MOTI ho jati hain 372-haha

Aap kiya kehte hain? :mm:

:hairdrayer:bara acha likha aapne lekin bilkul jhoot :fight:

larkiya shadi se pehle apne maa baap ke ghar Kab kaam kerti hain ?? apne ghar me to sab shezaadi ban ker rehti hain

aur moti kon hoti he ?? :hairdrayer: Mote to larke hote hain - itnaaa waddaa pait nikaal ker... bcz her waqt baith ker Thusste jo rehte hain khana :garmi:
:hii:

yeh to ZAALIM qissam ke Shohar hote hain jo HITLER ki tarah zulm kerte hain hum bichaaaariyou per

[WASI ANJUM]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Pyari bachiyooo, aaj mai tum logou ko Larko ki Asliyat bataane jarahi hoon.

Shayed ke tum larkioy ki aankhain khul jaien aur tum in pagal Laloo larkou ki baatou me naa aajou.

Shadi se pehle yeh Lalooos chalaangai lagaa rahe hote hain...

"hum yeh kerain ge wo kerain ge... tumhare liye chand sooraj Todh layen gai..." :garmi:
.....tum kaho gi to apni Jaan apni Hateli me daal ker tum ko de dain ge "

aur yeh aam sa dialouge jo yeh bol bol ke nahi thakte hain...

"......mai tumhare baghir MARRRRR jaounga... tumhare siwaa mai kisi ke baare me soch bhi nahi sakta. "

Marr jaonga nahi MARI jane ka kehte hain....... :)

Lekin Haqeekat yeh he ke yeh Laloo "Bawlou" ki assliyat foraaannnn shadi ke baad Khull jaati he.

Jab in ko apni passand larki mil jaati he.. to saaaaaaari bimaari thik hojati he.. aur kuch Arsse ke baad in ki assliyat saamne ajaati he.

Acha larki hai ya mobile phone jo mil jati hai :mm:

Pehle baat kerte the soorah chand todhne ki... aur shadi ke baad ...
Kitchen me jaaker pani (water) tak Khud nahi pi sakte...

Wahan LOCK laga hoga na kese pi sakte hain :lol

Marne jeene ka sawaal to gaya "DUSTBIN" mai - ab to in ko sirf fiker he to apne Khaane ki, apne chiezou ki aur apne dostou ki.

Jis ko apne Ghar me lana tha... usko decoration
piece ki tarah sajaa liya apne ghar me....
ab wo jaane aur Ghar.

Haan to alag ghar ki fermaish mein aisa he hota hai

Kisi larki ko dehkne ka tassawur jo pehle nahi ker sakta tha... ab wo maloom hota he... ke kitni Hazaaaarou "Saheliyaa" Paal raha hota he

Ilzam hai............

TOBAA TOBAA kitne baree JHOOTE hote hain yeh Larke..

Aaoau aaj mil ker in ki ACHI TARAH se DULHAAAI kerain hathora

Kapre to dhoye nahi jate larkon ki kiya dhulai karengi :q2:

[Khala@Saleema]

Re: Lalooo Larke

Urr Dhanngg kii bataiinn bhii Khassii Bayy Dhangiiii thiiinnn:lpop:

GHUSTAAAAKHH KHALA ke aage muu nahi kholo