Wake-Up...!!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

Salam o Alaikum,

aap loog raat ko sotay aur subah uTh'tay to hongaiy he :think:

aisa nai kartay to elaaj karwao

mery leay sona jitna mushkil kaam hai uThna us say ziadah mushkil hai

me kay ghar waloN ko kafi mehnat karna paRti hai, aur mazay ki baat yeh hai kay sab ka style bhi different hai :hairdrayer:

Me kay abba me ko gudgudi kar kay uThatay haiN
Me ki amma me ko zour zour say darwaza baja kar uThati haiN
Me ka bhai computer par zour zour say milli naghmay chala dayta hai ya phir mery mobile par call karta rehta hai
me ki little sis me ko zour zour say DanT'ti hai

to saray yeh batao kay u logo kay ghar walay u ko kaisay uTha'tay haiN ya phir u bewaqofo ki terha khud uTh jatay ho :garmi:

+ agar u ko moqa milay to pg kay kis member ko kis tareeqay say jagao gaiy :think:

teri kahani mazay ki hoti ager sachi hoti

mein 1, 2 ghantay so ke khud he uth jata hoon. Ager na uthoon go wash basin mein kulliyaan koon karay :garmi:

aur mujay koi nai uthata, mein khud uthta hoon bewakoof

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

و عليكم السلام و رحمة الله

ammu g me tu bach'pun se khud hii sootii hoo or khudhi ut'thii hoo...:embarasse

me ki zindagii ki shayad yahii sub se barri hasrat hai k kash me ko bhi raat ko koi kehta jao beta dair hogayii soo jao...
phir subha kahey k beta ut'h jao...namaz k liye dair horahii hai..magar ....
aisa hoga nai...shayad kabhi bhi....

:rose

[RulzZ]

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aaj kal to mujhay aik baby girl uthati hai :lol: :hug:

wesay kabhi ammi , kabhi sis or kabhi kabhi khud bhi zehmat kar liti houn :D

baRi bahadur baby hai :hairdrayer:

teri kahani mazay ki hoti ager sachi hoti

mein 1, 2 ghantay so ke khud he uth jata hoon. Ager na uthoon go wash basin mein kulliyaan koon karay :garmi:

aur mujay koi nai uthata, mein khud uthta hoon bewakoof

jhoot ki aadat nahe mujhay

yaar tu to bohot thora sa khota hai :donno:

aaho wohe me nay kaha jo khud uTh'ta hai woh bewaqof hota hai :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

baRi bahadur baby hai :hairdrayer:



jhoot ki aadat nahe mujhay

yaar tu to bohot thora sa khota hai :donno:

aaho wohe me nay kaha jo khud uTh'ta hai woh bewaqof hota hai :lpop:

Yaar aisa nahi hota ke jo jaldi uthta he wo yeh hota he aur jo nahi uthta wo yeh hota he.

Jese yaar ager mein tumhein kahoon ke tum ager subhu 9 bajay se pehlay office jatay ho to tum falan janwar ho aur ager tum 9 bajay ke baad jatay ho to falan janwar ho, yaani koi kutta billa bana doon tumhein, to yeh to sara sar ghalat baat ho gi na. Halanke tum to pure khotay ho tum per kutta billa to suit nahi karay ga na. Isi tarah tum mujay insaan samaj ker baat kia karo :hairdrayer:

[S.Athar]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

bewaqoof khud uThtay haiN


Ary Pagal Khod Sirf Who Log Outhty Hian Jin ko Waqt ki Qadar Hoti hay & jo Zamidar log hotay Hain.Ghair Zamida & kahil Logogn ko to is tarha Uthaya jata Hay372-sheddamnmate::fight: Or Phir Oun Ki yah halat Hoti hay.:pagal:

[Masood]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

Wa salaam dushmanaa

Mujhey mera sha'oor jagata hai aur main aksar alarm honey sey aik minut pehley uth ker alarm band kar deta hoon :dance5:warna alarm ki pehli hi aawaz per

[chaand_nager]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

Wa salaam dushmanaa

Mujhey mera sha'oor jagata hai aur main aksar alarm honey sey aik minut pehley uth ker alarm band kar deta hoon :dance5:warna alarm ki pehli hi aawaz per

:fight::fight:

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

:rose

lala g phool buhut pyaara hai...teddy

u ko kiran g ne diya tha kya..:smilie2:

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

awww aisay kiun kehti ho:hug: agar kuch pehlay na mila hoto aainda k liye us ki tawaqo zaror rakhni chahye ... woh bhi Allah say..

teddyteddy

watch nahe timer use karta hoon, jahaN chaha start jahaN chahay off, apna waqt apnay hath maiN :hairdrayer:

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: Wake-Up...!!

Assalaam-O-Alaikum

Main apni choti behan ko BETA kehta hoon, aap ko bhi keh daita hoon taakay aap ki hasrat poori jojayay.....

Waisay yeh hassrat koi itni ACHI bhi nahin kay aap ko iss ki khuwahish rahay..... achay bachay aap jaisay MAA BAAP ya BHAIYON ko aisa mouqa nahin daitay woh EXTRA ORDINARY hotay hain, hosakta hay kay aap kay WAALID bhi yehi sochtay hoon kay meri hasrat hi rehti hay kay main apni BETI ko kahoon kay baita dair hogayi hay so jayo yaa namaaz ko dair hogayi uth jayo, humain humesha zindagi ki POSITIVE side dekhnay chayeh aur tamam NEGATIVES ko ignore karna chayeh :)

Be blessed

و عليكم السلام و رحمة الله

hamesha ki tarah la'jawaab kar diya bhaijaan ap ney ...