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    Asalamaalaikum...

    ummid hai aap sub khairyat se honge....:rose

    momz bauaht genius hoti hain.... or un ki kahi hoi baatein super duper hit :D... (hit dono sense mein le le :lol) yahan aap ne kisi bare philospher ki nahi... apne mom ki reuglar kahi jaane waali Quotes jo un ki apni hai, funny, serious ya koi avein hi...
    usey share karna hai...


    like some of my momz:lpop:

    jin ke bacche zaheen ho un ke maa baap ki tu her waqt azmaish hi hoti hai...

    jaldi gher aane se or jaldi sone se aap mom ki daant se bach sakte hain372-shock

    cheezein ager un ki jagah per rakhi jaaye tu unhe pair nahi aate ke woh chal ker dosri jagah chali jaaye or phir aap pareshaan ho.:embarasse

    khudkardara illaj neest:donno:

    rone se maslah hal nahi hote, or na hi hansne se... :tasali:


    and many more.... but will share later.... aap log dasein ab... :D
    Last edited by ummid; 25 June 2009, 09:49.

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    Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

    walaikum asalam

    nice topic umeed teddy



    me ki mama ke quotes :-


    " janwar bhee jahan bethte hein apni jaga saaf kar ke bethte hein tum to phir bhee insan ho" :lol



    "insan ko khud sochna chahye kia sahi he or kia ghalat he us ke lye" :donno:



    "pagalon ke sar par seengh nahi hote" 372-haha



    "parhne se hi insan ki izat banti he"



    " jab bache ghalat kaam karein to Allah ta'ala ki taraf se sab mamaon ko khud bakhud pata chal jata he" 372-shed



    abhi or yad ayein ge to share karti hu :lol
    Last edited by mano_billi; 25 June 2009, 09:55.

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    • #3
      Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

      Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
      me ki mama ke quotes :-

      " janwar bhee jahan bethte hein apni jaga saaf kar ke bethte hein tum to phir bhee insan ho" :lol

      "insan ko khud sochna chahye kia sahi he or kia ghalat he us ke lye"


      "pagalon ke sar par seengh nahi hote" 372-haha


      "parhne se hi insan ki izat banti he"


      abhi or yad ayein ge to share karti hu :lol
      waah... :lol... maze ke hain... waiting for more.. :D

      waise woh first wala me ki mom ka bhi hai... janwaro wala... :embarasse

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        Originally posted by ummid View Post
        waah... :lol... maze ke hain... waiting for more.. :D

        waise woh first wala me ki mom ka bhi hai... janwaro wala... :embarasse

        sab mamaz ke quotes similar hi hote hein jis me izzat horahi ho bachon ki :embarasse

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        • #5
          Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

          Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
          sab mamaz ke quotes similar hi hote hein jis me izzat horahi ho bachon ki :embarasse
          nahi kuch aise bhi hote hain jin mein sumjh hi nahi aati ke izat ho rahi hai ya besti like me ne jo first one share kiya hai...woh zaheeen baccho wala.. :lol

          ek yeh
          humari sub se bari ghalti yeh hai aap ka paida hona hai...


          ab is mein bhi sochte raho baat kis ki ho rahi hai... :lol

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          • #6
            Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

            me ki mama ka bhee ye quote he peida karne wala :lol

            or kuch hazir hein


            " khaa pi ke doyi da mu kand naal "




            " Allah ne do bache dye woh bhee namunay"




            " Aj ka kaam kal par mat dalo" :na:




            " Jo farmabardar bache hote hein woh seedha jannat me jatay hein "




            " Har kaam ko un ke time par karna seekho "




            " Bilafuzul hansne walon ko pagal kehte hein " :372-haha
            Last edited by mano_billi; 25 June 2009, 10:32.

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              Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

              itni sari qoutes likhi aur light chali ga372-shed


              meri mama kahti hian:


              Sharam tu ani nhi ha372-shock

              khabi kam kia ho tu pata chalay na kah kon c chiz kahan ha372-shed

              dhang se khana tu khana nahi hota :lahoulchocolatian aur icecreamin khai jao


              agar tum bemar hoi tu maina wahin gala ghont kar mar diana ha372-shedmujhay bemar bachay bilkul nhi pasand372-shed

              372-haha372-haha372-haha


              khabi is maa (computer) ki jaan bhi chor dia karo372-haha

              pata nhi kes do rupay wali univ mai parthi ho:lahoul

              ALLAh nay ankhain kes lia di hain

              "ni maa sadqay jawan ni mai wari jawanateddykitni nailq beti ha meri 372-haha
              Last edited by fari; 25 June 2009, 10:28.

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                Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                Originally posted by ummid View Post
                Asalamaalaikum...

                ummid hai aap sub khairyat se honge....:rose

                momz bauaht genius hoti hain.... or un ki kahi hoi baatein super duper hit :D... (hit dono sense mein le le :lol) yahan aap ne kisi bare philospher ki nahi... apne mom ki reuglar kahi jaane waali Quotes jo un ki apni hai, funny, serious ya koi avein hi...
                usey share karna hai...


                like some of my momz:lpop:







                and many more.... but will share later.... aap log dasein ab... :D

                Wa Alaikum Aslam,

                bohat achi quotes hein tumhari mom ki. Last wali quote ka to angrezon ne youn tarjma kia.

                Alcohol doesn't solve the problem, and then again, neither does the milk :D:
                :thmbup:

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                  Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                  Originally posted by Fairy View Post
                  itni sari qoutes likhi aur light chali ga372-shed


                  meri mama kahti hian:


                  Sharam tu ani nhi ha372-shock

                  khabi kam kia ho tu pata chalay na kah kon c chiz kahan ha372-shed

                  dhang se khana tu khana nahi hota :lahoulchocolatian aur icecreamin khai jao


                  agar tum bemar hoi tu maina wahin gala ghont kar mar diana ha372-shedmujhay bemar bachay bilkul nhi pasand372-shed

                  372-haha372-haha372-haha


                  khabi is maa (computer) ki jaan bhi chor dia karo372-haha

                  pata nhi kes do rupay wali univ mai parthi ho:lahoul

                  ALLAh nay ankhain kes lia di hain

                  "ni maa sadqay jawan ni mai wari jawanateddykitni nailq beti ha meri 372-haha
                  :lol :lol :lol
                  اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                  اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                    Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                    Originally posted by Fairy View Post
                    itni sari qoutes likhi aur light chali ga372-shed


                    meri mama kahti hian:


                    372-haha


                    uff faro u ki or meri mama ki soch kitni milti julti he 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha

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                    • #11
                      Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                      Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
                      uff faro u ki or meri mama ki soch kitni milti julti he 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha

                      naliq bacho ki maaien aik jasa hi souchti hian372-haha

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                        Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                        Meri Mama ki quotes,

                        Chal uth beth ke kha, tenu khana khaan de v tameez nai :kr:

                        (Actually mein khana bed per late ke khata hoon 372-haha)


                        Chup......her maslay wich na boleya ker :kr:

                        Jaldi soo jaya ker :D:

                        Sabziyaan khana v sikho

                        baki baad mein share kerta hoon 372-haha


                        In the end, aik quote meri taraf se sub ko dedicate kerta hoon

                        Jo apni mom ko satata he
                        Sada Rickshaw chalata he 372-shed
                        :thmbup:

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                          Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                          Originally posted by Fairy View Post
                          naliq bacho ki maaien aik jasa hi souchti hian372-haha


                          uff faro u ko kitni dafa bataya he humke raaz open nahi kiya karo ab sab ko pata chal jaye ga hum ktine layq bache hein 372-haha
                          Last edited by mano_billi; 25 June 2009, 10:35.

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                            Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                            Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                            Meri Mama ki quotes,

                            Chal uth beth ke kha, tenu khana khaan de v tameez nai :kr:

                            (Actually mein khana bed per late ke khata hoon 372-haha)

                            Jo apni mom ko satata he
                            Sada Rickshaw chalata he 372-shed

                            u isi liye motay mujj ho

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                              Re: **Mama's Quotes....!

                              Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
                              uff faro u ko kitni dafa bataya he humke raaz open nahi kiya karo ab sab ko pata chal jaye ga hum ktine layq bache hein 372-haha

                              maina kuch nhi kaha :blush: woh slip of zuban hogiya372-haha372-haha

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