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  • #61
    Re: bachpan kay jhooot

    main school na jany k liay jhot bol deti thi k uff sar main dard hai

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    • #62
      Re: bachpan kay jhooot

      Originally posted by ScorpioN_RulzZ View Post
      jhoot bola to nahe par acting ki the :lpop:, arz kia hai maiN ja raha tha aur woh samnay khaRi hoi the, time par break na lagnay kay ba'is zubardast takkar hogai 372-shock, mera matlab hai maiN bike par ja raha tha aur aagay aik taxi walay uncle nay fuzool maiN apni taxi beach road par khaRi kar rakhi the :donno: to maiN nay bhi hasb-e-toufeq apni bike un ki taxi par day mari :dance2:, taxi par acha khasa dent par gaya, par meri bike ko ziadah hit nahe howa , khair phir maiN apnay kapRay jhaR kar uTha aur bike lay kar aagay baRh gaya, pechay say taxi walay uncle awazaiN daynay lagay :yy:, jab woh baz nahe aai to maiN nay aagay ja kar bike khaRi ki aur apnay hath paoN daikhnay laga jesay kaheen chouT to nahe lagi, uncle nay jab yeh majra daikha to woh wahan say bhag khaRay howay kay kaheen yeh ulta galay he na paR jaiy

      to yeh the meri kahani apni acting say maiN nay becharay uncle ki gaRi par paRnay walay dent ka jurmana bharnay say khud ko bacha lia :embarasse

      tumhari nosar'bazi rang laii beeroo :D

      @topic...
      yak'bar aisa huwa..... :mm:yak'baar keh do'baar? :mm: nahin yak'baar ki baat hai keh ham apney barrey bhaii sey kisi baat per khafa ho gaey. Din they garmiyon key aur baat hai us waqt ki jab miyan ji abhi bachey huwa kartey they - cute sey :embarasse aur ham pakistan mein hi they abhi. Bhaii jaan ki koi baat buri lagi to doosrey kamrey mein jaa ker chhup ker beth gaey. Us kamrey mein walid sahib key kuchh awzaar, machinein waghera parri thin, jin per blades lagey huwey they. Miyan ji ney aik aik machine mein ungli shareef dey di aur woh ungli aisey machine mein raghrri gaii keh khoon sey labraiz ho gaii aur jo cheekh nikli - ufff. Kya btaoun. Sari family bhagti hui aaii aur mama ney poochha kya huwa? To apni ghalti chhupaney key liyey kaha: CHUHA (mouse) KAAT GEYA HAI 372-haha372-haha Bhaii ney jab dekha to woh chuha woh machine thi jis per khoon hi khoon laga huwa tha, kehney lagey, ammi yeh raha iska chuha372-haha
      tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
      tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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      • #63
        Re: bachpan kay jhooot

        372-haha 372-haha ab kasi he apki ungli sahi salamat to he na ? 372-scare

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        • #64
          Re: bachpan kay jhooot

          Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
          372-haha 372-haha ab kasi he apki ungli sahi salamat to he na ? 372-scare

          ungli bhi sahih hai aur machine bhi :D magar panga leney ko phir sey dil karta hai :D
          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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          • #65
            Re: bachpan kay jhooot

            haaaaw abhi bhee... ap denace the menace to nahi hein jiski ungliyo me kuch hota tha shararat karne ke lye :p

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            • #66
              Re: bachpan kay jhooot

              Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
              haaaaw abhi bhee... ap denace the menace to nahi hein jiski ungliyo me kuch hota tha shararat karne ke lye :p
              us waqt jab machine dekhti na to ungliyaan shor machaney lagein, hamein machine mein dalo hamein machine mein dalo :D
              tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
              tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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              • #67
                Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                ab to ungliyan bari hogayee hein na to aqalmando wale kaam karne chahyein

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                • #68
                  Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                  Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
                  mein hoti to motorcycle se neche dhaka de deti
                  isi leay Allah miyaan ganjay ko nakhun nahe dayta 372-haha

                  Originally posted by Masood View Post
                  tumhari nosar'bazi rang laii beeroo :D

                  @topic...
                  yak'bar aisa huwa..... :mm:yak'baar keh do'baar? :mm: nahin yak'baar ki baat hai keh ham apney barrey bhaii sey kisi baat per khafa ho gaey. Din they garmiyon key aur baat hai us waqt ki jab miyan ji abhi bachey huwa kartey they - cute sey :embarasse aur ham pakistan mein hi they abhi. Bhaii jaan ki koi baat buri lagi to doosrey kamrey mein jaa ker chhup ker beth gaey. Us kamrey mein walid sahib key kuchh awzaar, machinein waghera parri thin, jin per blades lagey huwey they. Miyan ji ney aik aik machine mein ungli shareef dey di aur woh ungli aisey machine mein raghrri gaii keh khoon sey labraiz ho gaii aur jo cheekh nikli - ufff. Kya btaoun. Sari family bhagti hui aaii aur mama ney poochha kya huwa? To apni ghalti chhupaney key liyey kaha: CHUHA (mouse) KAAT GEYA HAI 372-haha372-haha Bhaii ney jab dekha to woh chuha woh machine thi jis per khoon hi khoon laga huwa tha, kehney lagey, ammi yeh raha iska chuha372-haha
                  372-haha372-haha372-haha

                  matlab tumhari purani aadat hai 372-haha
                  That's Enough...!!

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                  • #69
                    Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                    Originally posted by Sky angel View Post
                    main school na jany k liay jhot bol deti thi k uff sar main dard hai

                    U kinni jhooti ho Angle ho ker 372-shed

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                    • #70
                      Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                      Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
                      me to ye bhee kehti thi meri red sports car ghar ke bahir khari he 372-haha

                      Uff
                      touba

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                      • #71
                        Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                        Originally posted by D@y W@lk3r View Post
                        mamma holidays par gai hoi hain:donno:

                        Hmm wait kerty hain

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                        • #72
                          Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                          Originally posted by ScorpioN_RulzZ View Post
                          jhoot bola to nahe par acting ki the :lpop:, arz kia hai maiN ja raha tha aur woh samnay khaRi hoi the, time par break na lagnay kay ba'is zubardast takkar hogai 372-shock, mera matlab hai maiN bike par ja raha tha aur aagay aik taxi walay uncle nay fuzool maiN apni taxi beach road par khaRi kar rakhi the :donno: to maiN nay bhi hasb-e-toufeq apni bike un ki taxi par day mari :dance2:, taxi par acha khasa dent par gaya, par meri bike ko ziadah hit nahe howa , khair phir maiN apnay kapRay jhaR kar uTha aur bike lay kar aagay baRh gaya, pechay say taxi walay uncle awazaiN daynay lagay :yy:, jab woh baz nahe aai to maiN nay aagay ja kar bike khaRi ki aur apnay hath paoN daikhnay laga jesay kaheen chouT to nahe lagi, uncle nay jab yeh majra daikha to woh wahan say bhag khaRay howay kay kaheen yeh ulta galay he na paR jaiy

                          to yeh the meri kahani apni acting say maiN nay becharay uncle ki gaRi par paRnay walay dent ka jurmana bharnay say khud ko bacha lia :embarasse

                          Ufff kinnay bary daramybaz hain app :kr:

                          TAzi waly ko kuch to khena hi chahye tha app ko FAzool may nuqsaan jo hova us ka itna

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                          • #73
                            Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                            Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
                            me bachpan me sab ko kehti thi me hadiqa kiani hu 372-haha

                            372-haha372-haha372-haha

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                            • #74
                              Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                              Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                              ager taxi wala mein hota to apni taxi choor ke tumhein taxi bana ke 3, 4 din roads per doorata, lekin tu baal baal buch gaya 372-haha

                              Waki bach gaey bas ye 372-haha

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                              • #75
                                Re: bachpan kay jhooot

                                Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                                to kia karon, ub yaad'daasht hay he aisi

                                Afsos app ki yadasht

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