Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

chakh men to bechaaroN kaa kitchen kharaab kar diyaa na?
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shabbaash chaachoo! great job...aise hii kiyaa karo kaam dil lagaa kar...good chaaachoooo 372-haha

Mein aftaari pe gaya tha, tu muj pe kesi zumadariyaan daal raha he, chachu ke buchay :donno:

[SherAli]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

Mein aftaari pe gaya tha, tu muj pe kesi zumadariyaan daal raha he, chachu ke buchay :donno:

hahaha...chaachhoo agli baar yeh zimmedaarii mujhe denaa...tumhaare nama kii Khowaarii kar duuNgaa iimaan se 372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

hahaha...chaachhoo agli baar yeh zimmedaarii mujhe denaa...tumhaare nama kii Khowaarii kar duuNgaa iimaan se 372-haha

yaar ub aglay jitnay bhi roozay baki hen, almost sabi mein aftaariyaan hein me ki, tu aa ja mein tujay apni jagah baij ke yeh experiment bhi ker loon ga

[SherAli]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

yaar ub aglay jitnay bhi roozay baki hen, almost sabi mein aftaariyaan hein me ki, tu aa ja mein tujay apni jagah baij ke yeh experiment bhi ker loon ga

yaar pahle "menu" to bataa!...aajkal India meN to faqeer bhi menu dekh kar hii jaate haiN khaane ke liye aur oopar se "eating charges" bhi maangte haiN. aur lutf to yeh hai k yeh kaam to ab hamaare naam-nihaad maulvii bhi karne lage haiN.

ek maulvii saaHib the jinka beTaa har da'vat emn unke saath jaayaa kartaa thaa umda khaanoN kii laalach meN. us roz jis da'vat meN jaanaa thaa maulvi saaHib ko vo jamaa'at-e-Ghoraabaa kii taraf se thi to maulvi saab ne apne beTe se kaha k beTaa aaj mere saath na jaao, GhareeboN ne bulaayaa hai, daal roTi ke sivaa kuchh nahiiN hogaa so gunaah-be_lazzat na looT. beTaa bolaa k abba huzuur aajkal Ghareeb log bhii udhaar le kar achchhi da'vateN karte haiN. baap ne kaha ok beTaa chal par tu shaamiyaane kee pichhvaaRe khaRaa rahiyo. agar khaane emn muraGhGhan huye to maiN tujhe kisi bahaane se bulaa luuNgaa andar. beTe ne kahaa ok dear father. khaanaa jab serve huaa to waqa'ii daal roTii hii thii. ab beTe ko kaise bataayaa k khaan emN kia hai...zaraa maulvii saaHib kii shaatiraana andaza dekhiye. johala umooman paRhe likhe nahiiN hote lihaza unkii jihaalat kaa bharpoor faayeda uThaate huye farmaayaa k [taa k maulana saahib kii dhaak jam jaaye k daal roti ke liye bhi kitnii taveel aur achchhii du'aa kii] to maulana saahib yuN du'a-saraa huye:

"786...qormatun, qalliyatun, yahaN to haiya na, faqat daalam masuuraa"

hahaha beTaa itnii tezxii se bhaagaa k ghar jaa kar dam liyaa! hahaha 372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha

tarjuma-lation:

"yahaN to qorma, kaleji to hai hii nahiiN, sirf masur kii daal hai"

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

yaar pahle "menu" to bataa!...aajkal India meN to faqeer bhi menu dekh kar hii jaate haiN khaane ke liye aur oopar se "eating charges" bhi maangte haiN. aur lutf to yeh hai k yeh kaam to ab hamaare naam-nihaad maulvii bhi karne lage haiN.

ek maulvii saaHib the jinka beTaa har da'vat emn unke saath jaayaa kartaa thaa umda khaanoN kii laalach meN. us roz jis da'vat meN jaanaa thaa maulvi saaHib ko vo jamaa'at-e-Ghoraabaa kii taraf se thi to maulvi saab ne apne beTe se kaha k beTaa aaj mere saath na jaao, GhareeboN ne bulaayaa hai, daal roTi ke sivaa kuchh nahiiN hogaa so gunaah-be_lazzat na looT. beTaa bolaa k abba huzuur aajkal Ghareeb log bhii udhaar le kar achchhi da'vateN karte haiN. baap ne kaha ok beTaa chal par tu shaamiyaane kee pichhvaaRe khaRaa rahiyo. agar khaane emn muraGhGhan huye to maiN tujhe kisi bahaane se bulaa luuNgaa andar. beTe ne kahaa ok dear father. khaanaa jab serve huaa to waqa'ii daal roTii hii thii. ab beTe ko kaise bataayaa k khaan emN kia hai...zaraa maulvii saaHib kii shaatiraana andaza dekhiye. johala umooman paRhe likhe nahiiN hote lihaza unkii jihaalat kaa bharpoor faayeda uThaate huye farmaayaa k [taa k maulana saahib kii dhaak jam jaaye k daal roti ke liye bhi kitnii taveel aur achchhii du'aa kii] to maulana saahib yuN du'a-saraa huye:

"786...qormatun, qalliyatun, yahaN to haiya na, faqat daalam masuuraa"

hahaha beTaa itnii tezxii se bhaagaa k ghar jaa kar dam liyaa! hahaha 372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha

tarjuma-lation:

"yahaN to qorma, kaleji to hai hii nahiiN, sirf masur kii daal hai"

Abay yeh apnay paas se bana ke Molviyoon pe ilzaam laga raha he. Aabid ne perh liya na to phir teri khair nai :khi:

[ASK Afridi]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

Kul Allah aur de ga, aur waise bhi mujay lag raha he ke baki ke saaray roozay bahir he khulnay he, innay loog invite ker rahay hein, me kis kis ko mana karon :D:

drame mat bana...:na:

[SherAli]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

Abay yeh apnay paas se bana ke Molviyoon pe ilzaam laga raha he. Aabid ne perh liya na to phir teri khair nai :khi:

yaar maulviyoN ke khaane keshauq kii baateN kisii se Dhakii chhpii to nahiiN haiN. agar zauq o shauq e tahaam Khordan na hotaa to gardaneN itnii moTii aur tond masha Allah itnii baRii kahaN se laate? hahaha 372-haha372-haha372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

aabid perh, dekh yeh kia keh raha he :hehe:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

Aaj buffet tha, mut poocho kia kia khaya

[lucky]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

chips and rice

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

wohi rerhe pe kharay ho ke khaye hoon ge

[SherAli]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

Aaj buffet tha, mut poocho kia kia khaya

ahN yeh bataao k kia kia Haalat e zaar hui? senorita kii taraH badhali to nahiin hui? hahaha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

nai yaar, kafi cheezein check kein, aaj meri hat'tric thi bahir aftari ki...maza aaya aaj bhi :bwink:

[SherAli]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

nai yaar, kafi cheezein check kein, aaj meri hat'tric thi bahir aftari ki...maza aaya aaj bhi :bwink:

check karne meN yeh Hala huaa...kahiiN khaa lete to kkia hotaa hahaha

[shahid_naman]

Re: Aj Aftari Main Kiya Khaya

kajoor aur sharbat aur kush nahi kha sakta:(