Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

esa ho jata he yahan pakistan me har cheez hi error wali he372-hahajab esa ho to foran foran bank se contact karna chaey baad ko wo log bhool jate hen...jese yahan bare bare bhool jate hen372-haha

Ager yeh baat he to kul bank khulnay se pehlay he me bank ke derwazay ke aagay beth jaoon ga aur bank walon ko isi shart pe he ander janay doon ga ke pehlay yeh case solve karein 372-shed

[AbgeenA]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

Ager yeh baat he to kul bank khulnay se pehlay he me bank ke derwazay ke aagay beth jaoon ga aur bank walon ko isi shart pe he ander janay doon ga ke pehlay yeh case solve karein 372-shed

haan jab ghee seedhe hath se nile to ungleyaan terhi karni parti hen ese hi aap terhe ho kar pese mangna bank walon se372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

haan jab ghee seedhe hath se nile to ungleyaan terhi karni parti hen ese hi aap terhe ho kar pese mangna bank walon se372-haha

Ager Bank walon ke security guard na hoon, aur mein zaroorat se ziada bahadur hota aur bank walay zaroorat se ziada buzdil hotay, to mein yeh kaam bhi ba'aasani ker sakta tha :yy:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

:khi:

Salam

Jitna topic aap ko mazahiya lag raha he, situation bilkul us ke bar'aks thi. Hua youn ke mere ghar mein construction chal rahi he aur aaj me Marble aur Granite lene Marble ke showroom gaya. Mere saath bechara theekedar bhi tha jo mere ghar ki construction kerwa raha he. 2, 3 customers aur bhi thay.

Isi aasna mein 4 daku aaye aur gunpoint pe sub ki pockets khaali kerwa le gaye. Me ke saaray paisay kudd ke le gaye purse se :fuming: but fortunately me ka mobile gari mein reh gaya jo buch gaya :dance:Jatay huay hamein wo saath showroom ke ander room mein band ker ke chalaye gaye, phir hum ne zoor laga ke ander se darwaza toora aur bahir niklay :khi:

Lekin phir bhi chawal inna wara nuksan ker gaye mera, police ko bulaya aur wo 2 ghantay baad aai :lahoul

Yaaro kia banay ga pakistan ka, mein to doosri baar loota gaya hoon, is se pehlay mere 2 bhai bhi baari baari lootay gaye hein :donno: kia mein bhi gunpoint pe loogon ko loot ke hisaab barabar ker liya karon 372-shed

hay Allah main mar jawan (chor nay pesy hi lutty hia na )372-haha372-haha

chaloo phir to inna bura nahi laga hoga na
kyun k ye to ghar ki bat laggti ho gi
pehly bi 2 tujrby ho chuky hai :embarasse

chaloo sdaqa nikal gia wese to tum nay karna nahi tha :yy:


Allah un choro pe reham kary :dua jo tumhary pesy leye gayee hai

[AbgeenA]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

Ager Bank walon ke security guard na hoon, aur mein zaroorat se ziada bahadur hota aur bank walay zaroorat se ziada buzdil hotay, to mein yeh kaam bhi ba'aasani ker sakta tha :yy:

chalen ager ye sab kuch nahi hen to rehne den:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

hay Allah main mar jawan (chor nay pesy hi lutty hia na )372-haha372-haha

chaloo phir to inna bura nahi laga hoga na
kyun k ye to ghar ki bat laggti ho gi
pehly bi 2 tujrby ho chuky hai :embarasse

chaloo sdaqa nikal gia wese to tum nay karna nahi tha :yy:


Allah un choro pe reham kary :dua jo tumhary pesy leye gayee hai

Te hoor ki lutna si

Haan haan yeh daaku shaaku sub ghar ki he baat lagta he Tumharay :khi:

Sadkay ka jahan tak sawaal he to mein sooch raha hoon ke is baar tumhari kaali siri ka sadka deta hoon, ta ke hameesha hameesha ke liye me se balaein tull jaein :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

chalen ager ye sab kuch nahi hen to rehne den:khi:

Aaj mein ne Bank statement nikalwai to ATM ke aur bhi ghaplay niklay. Yeh choor bazaari he sara sar, mujay to pata he nahi tha ke aisa bhi hota he. Anyways I am conducting the inquiry with the help of Bank Manager

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

Te hoor ki lutna si

Haan haan yeh daaku shaaku sub ghar ki he baat lagta he Tumharay :khi:

Sadkay ka jahan tak sawaal he to mein sooch raha hoon ke is baar tumhari kaali siri ka sadka deta hoon, ta ke hameesha hameesha ke liye me se balaein tull jaein :kr:

orr bohat c cheeze hai .agar hoon tu:kr::kr::kr:

han na u k baia nabi to ye chor sapahi ka kheel khela tha :khi:


:lahoulme ki siri kali nai gori hai


u ko koi bala nai cpki bala na marna hai kia

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

GP u me ka phone kyun nahi utha rahy thy

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

orr bohat c cheeze hai .agar hoon tu:kr::kr::kr:

han na u k baia nabi to ye chor sapahi ka kheel khela tha :khi:


:lahoulme ki siri kali nai gori hai


u ko koi bala nai cpki bala na marna hai kia

Chal rain de ona chezan noon

Chal teri siri kaali ho ya goori, sadka kabool ho jaye ga na teddy

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

GP u me ka phone kyun nahi utha rahy thy

Tumhara phone mein kese uthaoon, phone gari mein he aur mein computer ke aagay :khi:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

Tumhara phone mein kese uthaoon, phone gari mein he aur mein computer ke aagay :khi:

tu main u ko sahi kehtti hoon GP ho tum

issi leye to chor u k pechy partty hai

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

tu main u ko sahi kehtti hoon GP ho tum

issi leye to chor u k pechy partty hai

Tum ne sahi kaha ke mein GP yani gold plated hoon :blush:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

Tum ne sahi kaha ke mein GP yani gold plated hoon :blush:

moh dekha GOLD PLATED wala

main nay GANDA PAI kaha hai

[AbgeenA]

Re: Sohneya way, Mein Lutti Gai

Aaj mein ne Bank statement nikalwai to ATM ke aur bhi ghaplay niklay. Yeh choor bazaari he sara sar, mujay to pata he nahi tha ke aisa bhi hota he. Anyways I am conducting the inquiry with the help of Bank Manager

chalen shuker he ap ko abhi pata chal gya warna na jane mazeed kitna ghapla hota rehta