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Pathan to molvi sahab
Molvi sahib ! kaya bagher wazoo k namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi sahab: nai hoti
Pathan: o ho jata hai yara
Molvi sahib: nai hoti bhaai
:khi::khi::khi:
Larki ka baap: main nai chahta k meri beti sari zindagi eik Gadhy k sath guzary
Larka: isi leay to main usay yahan se le jany aaya hun
:khi::khi::khi:
Eik orat ne nai 32si lagvai magr wo munh me sahi tra fit na ho saki orat jab b zayada baten karti 32si munh se bahir aany lagti
Eik din us ne apny ghar party rakhi or apny noker se kaha k tum mery pass khary rehna jab b 32si bahir aany lagy tum kehna k
Main samjh jaoon gi
Party me orat baton me isqadar masroof hui k noker k 3 dafa keny per bhe mutawajo na hui
Aakhir usy khayal aya to chonk kar noker se kaha
Noker : madam ab koi faida nai hai, wo is waqat kormay k dongay main pary hen
:khi::khi::khi:
Suhag raat ko dulhan ne apny naabeena shohar se kaha
Sartaj! Kash aap k paas aankhen hoti to aap mery husan ko apni aankhon se dekh sakty
Shohar: neak bakht! tum itni haseen hoti to kaya aankhon waly tume mery leay chor dety???
:khi::khi::khi:
Teacher to students
Boys wada karo k kabhi girls ko nai chero gay
Boys : yes teacher kabhi nai cheren gy
Teacher: unhe dekh kar wistling nai karo gay
Boys: nai Karen gay
Girls college k bahir nai khary ho gay
Boys: nai hon gay
Teacher : good! Aur watan per apni zindagi qurban karo gay
Boys : kar den gay, esi zindagi ka karna bhe kaya hai,
:khi::khi::khi:
Raat ko Light chali gai
Sardar g ne sardarni se kaha
Ary pankha to chala do
Sardarni: ki na wo he sardaron wali baat
Pankha chalaya to candle bujh jai gi
:khi::khi::khi:
America me eik orat k darvazy per dastak hui
Kon???
Us ne under se he awaz de kar poocha
Madam: apky husband rolar k neechy aa kar kuchly gae hen un ki deadbody le len
Orat: ok darvazy k neechy se andar khiska do
:khi::khi::khi:
Molvi sahib ! kaya bagher wazoo k namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi sahab: nai hoti
Pathan: o ho jata hai yara
Molvi sahib: nai hoti bhaai
:khi::khi::khi:
Larki ka baap: main nai chahta k meri beti sari zindagi eik Gadhy k sath guzary
Larka: isi leay to main usay yahan se le jany aaya hun
:khi::khi::khi:
Eik orat ne nai 32si lagvai magr wo munh me sahi tra fit na ho saki orat jab b zayada baten karti 32si munh se bahir aany lagti
Eik din us ne apny ghar party rakhi or apny noker se kaha k tum mery pass khary rehna jab b 32si bahir aany lagy tum kehna k
Main samjh jaoon gi
Party me orat baton me isqadar masroof hui k noker k 3 dafa keny per bhe mutawajo na hui
Aakhir usy khayal aya to chonk kar noker se kaha
Noker : madam ab koi faida nai hai, wo is waqat kormay k dongay main pary hen
:khi::khi::khi:
Suhag raat ko dulhan ne apny naabeena shohar se kaha
Sartaj! Kash aap k paas aankhen hoti to aap mery husan ko apni aankhon se dekh sakty
Shohar: neak bakht! tum itni haseen hoti to kaya aankhon waly tume mery leay chor dety???
:khi::khi::khi:
Teacher to students
Boys wada karo k kabhi girls ko nai chero gay
Boys : yes teacher kabhi nai cheren gy
Teacher: unhe dekh kar wistling nai karo gay
Boys: nai Karen gay
Girls college k bahir nai khary ho gay
Boys: nai hon gay
Teacher : good! Aur watan per apni zindagi qurban karo gay
Boys : kar den gay, esi zindagi ka karna bhe kaya hai,
:khi::khi::khi:
Raat ko Light chali gai
Sardar g ne sardarni se kaha
Ary pankha to chala do
Sardarni: ki na wo he sardaron wali baat
Pankha chalaya to candle bujh jai gi
:khi::khi::khi:
America me eik orat k darvazy per dastak hui
Kon???
Us ne under se he awaz de kar poocha
Madam: apky husband rolar k neechy aa kar kuchly gae hen un ki deadbody le len
Orat: ok darvazy k neechy se andar khiska do
:khi::khi::khi:
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