Main uddi Uddi Jawan

[Masood]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

LoLZ Nahin Aap Uro Filhaal Apna Mood Nahin :p

Kaisi khatoon ho - jab urrna nahin janti to mood ka bahana laga liya - ab dekho esha ko itni bharibhar kam ho ker bhi aisey khawab dekhti hai

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

to tum kaisey pakar leti ho? :mm:

hamiein aapnay hath apna chimta ganda nahin karna

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

Ye kya rolla paa rahay hain saray Idher:fuming::fuming:

Me Uddnay aey thi :slap:

[Masood]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

zaruri nahin chimtay se chulhay mein paree cheezein uthaeyy jaen :slap:

bulkay aap jessay Germs ko bhi chimtay se uthha k phenka ja sakta hay:kr:

To aap aisey germs mein rehti hi kyun hai? Aisi jagah kyun nahin rehti jahan na hon? Per kya karein aap jungle ki makhlooq ho jungli cheezon mein hi raho gi na :p

[Masood]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

hamiein aapnay hath apna chimta ganda nahin karna

aap ko is sey ziyada saaf moqa kabhi nahin miley ga :p

[Pakiza]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

Ye kya rolla paa rahay hain saray Idher:fuming::fuming:

Me Uddnay aey thi :slap:

koi gal na de
u chacha Masoodey ki baaton pe dehan na do aur uddro

[Masood]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

Ye kya rolla paa rahay hain saray Idher:fuming::fuming:

Me Uddnay aey thi :slap:

To bibi aap aisa karo na - apni 6 feet ki kamar per aik rocket bandho aur aag laga lo - phir dekho kaisey tum urri urri karti ho :p

[fari]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

ye ab aissa bhoosa ho chukay hain jo aag bhi nahin pakarta Jaani:kr::kr:

:kr::kr::kr::kr:unka kiya hoga phir de:kr:

[Masood]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

:kr::kr::kr::kr:unka kiya hoga phir de:kr:

Unki fiker na karo - woh mazzey mein hain - tum apni aur apni de ki fiker karo :p

[fari]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

jali jali tapi tapi - tumhari de to khud aik phuljharri hai jab issey shab-e-barat per chhupa letey hain keh kahin phurpharana na shuru kar dey :D

:kr:koi khud se baat bolay ya phuljarhi tu ma ap ko kah chuki ho:kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

To bibi aap aisa karo na - apni 6 feet ki kamar per aik rocket bandho aur aag laga lo - phir dekho kaisey tum urri urri karti ho :p

aur ye rocket agar aapk saath bandh diya jaey to bina aag hee dekhein aap kessay urtay hain :kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

Kaisi khatoon ho - jab urrna nahin janti to mood ka bahana laga liya - ab dekho esha ko itni bharibhar kam ho ker bhi aisey khawab dekhti hai

Jab Mood Nahin tu kaise karo'n :S Aur Us Ka Haq hai Aise Khwaab Dekhney ka :D :p

[fari]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

Unki fiker na karo - woh mazzey mein hain - tum apni aur apni de ki fiker karo :p

:kr:nahi hum u ki fikar karnay bhi nahi walay hum tu u ko urnay walay ha ab tu bas toup ma dal kar:kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

Ye kya rolla paa rahay hain saray Idher:fuming::fuming:

Me Uddnay aey thi :slap:

Tu Uro Kis nay mana kiya hia :p

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Main uddi Uddi Jawan

:kr::kr::kr::kr:unka kiya hoga phir de:kr:

inka kuch nahin ho sakta :eye:

ye in se hee pochtay hain ye bat
k bataen aapka kya hoga kaliyaaaa:kr::kr: