Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

laikin main to spain main hon:khi:

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[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

Toon mama heer da wain, ki samjeya :khi:

te tuuun v te her waqt raanjha banaya phirna vain,koi marasan road pe safai kerti nazar aa jaye to buss teri wohi 30 saal purani jawani ki tape shiroo ho jati hia,keh "mian bohat acha larka hoon,bulkeh main to larka hi nahi hoon :kr: "

[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

mera dimaag kharaab he kia jo apnay he paoon pe kulhaari maaron

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chal hun fer fer shiroo ho ja,werna mujhe phir sialkot aana pare ga teri tind ekr keh tujhe tujh pe hi bitha keh pind keh chaker lagwane:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

ussi ko jiss se bisti kerwai thi:khi:,uss ne kaha ho ga ne keh gujrat ka he rnumber ussi ka hia


haan baad main tum yehi kehta ho, ab dekh lo tumhare mamoon ko bhi tumhara pata lag gaya hia, tum jab bhi un ka number milate ho woh wrong number keh keh band ker deta hain :kr:



mujhe tumhare jaise fashion ki adat nahi hia,haan ager yeh baalian tujhe un keh lia chahian jo tujhe ullu bana rahi thin to phir theek hia:lpop:

bus itna he boolna tha, aur bool der kyoon gaya

[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

bus itna he boolna tha, aur bool der kyoon gaya

:khi: kaka,aaj tabiat theek hai na:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

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chal hun fer fer shiroo ho ja,werna mujhe phir sialkot aana pare ga teri tind ekr keh tujhe tujh pe hi bitha keh pind keh chaker lagwane:lpop:

Tumhein dekh ke mujay aik kahawat yaad aa gai

kia piddi
kia piddi ka shoorba :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

:khi: kaka,aaj tabiat theek hai na:lpop:

mere gutnay ke pait mein derd he :khi:

[fari]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

hut, bohat ziada jhooti :khi::khi:

:donno:kon sa hut pizza hut?

Nhia amri u se zyada koi jhoota ho hi nahi sakta:kr:ab ya daso jaldi se sab ko .....akhar aaashi ki kiya baat u ko inni achi lagi :khi:kah u nay humay apni saheliiyo ko block kar diya

mera dimaag kharaab he kia jo apnay he paoon pe kulhaari maaron

:khi:mar lo kulhari toot jay gi u ko kuch nahi hoga:kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

:donno:kon sa hut pizza hut?

Nhia amri u se zyada koi jhoota ho hi nahi sakta:kr:ab ya daso jaldi se sab ko .....akhar aaashi ki kiya baat u ko inni achi lagi :khi:kah u nay humay apni saheliiyo ko block kar diya




:khi:mar lo kulhari toot jay gi u ko kuch nahi hoga:kr:

Dekho gair aurat, tum mere aur aashi ke beech mein aanay ki nakaam kooshish bhi mut karo aur tum loogon ko to hameesha hameesha ke liye he block ker dena chahiye, aakhir khush hona hamaara bhi jamhoori haq he


ager mein kulhaari tumhein maaron ga to phir i am sure mujay kuch nahi ho ga

[fari]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

Dekho gair aurat, tum mere aur aashi ke beech mein aanay ki nakaam kooshish bhi mut karo aur tum loogon ko to hameesha hameesha ke liye he block ker dena chahiye, aakhir khush hona hamaara bhi jamhoori haq he


ager mein kulhaari tumhein maaron ga to phir i am sure mujay kuch nahi ho ga

:kr:aurat hogi u ki imaginary aashi jee kay hatho ma mehndi u ko achi lagti ha:khi:mai tu abhi bachi hon:lpop:

U hum dono ko block kardo bayshak kar do per hum ko ya das kay karna kay u ko kon mil gai ha jes kay liya hum ko block kar rhay ho:lpop:agar larki sahi na hoi u ko chor kar chali gai tu u ko phir dukh hoga:tasali: hum tu u ki saheliyan ha u kay sath bura hotay kasay dekh sakti ha:donno:

asa karo amri u kolhari per apnay ap ko mar lo :khi::khi:phir dekhtay ha kiya hota ha:khi:

[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

mere gutnay ke pait mein derd he :khi:

tu apni jutii mian choorann mall keh ghutne ko chatwa de, afaqa ho ga:lpop:

[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

Tumhein dekh ke mujay aik kahawat yaad aa gai

kia piddi
kia piddi ka shoorba :khi:

tujhe dekh keh mujhe sirf ek lafz yaad aata hia

"ASTAGHFIRULAH"

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[musaddaq]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

:kr:aurat hogi u ki imaginary aashi jee kay hatho ma mehndi u ko achi lagti ha:khi:mai tu abhi bachi hon:lpop:

U hum dono ko block kardo bayshak kar do per hum ko ya das kay karna kay u ko kon mil gai ha jes kay liya hum ko block kar rhay ho:lpop:agar larki sahi na hoi u ko chor kar chali gai tu u ko phir dukh hoga:tasali: hum tu u ki saheliyan ha u kay sath bura hotay kasay dekh sakti ha:donno:

asa karo amri u kolhari per apnay ap ko mar lo :khi::khi:phir dekhtay ha kiya hota ha:khi:

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[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

:kr:aurat hogi u ki imaginary aashi jee kay hatho ma mehndi u ko achi lagti ha:khi:mai tu abhi bachi hon:lpop:

U hum dono ko block kardo bayshak kar do per hum ko ya das kay karna kay u ko kon mil gai ha jes kay liya hum ko block kar rhay ho:lpop:agar larki sahi na hoi u ko chor kar chali gai tu u ko phir dukh hoga:tasali: hum tu u ki saheliyan ha u kay sath bura hotay kasay dekh sakti ha:donno:

asa karo amri u kolhari per apnay ap ko mar lo :khi::khi:phir dekhtay ha kiya hota ha:khi:

Tum aashi pe mazeed ilzaam traashiyaan band karo gi ya mein tumhari zuban khainch ke tumharay he moun ke gird lupait doon Dil ke phaphoolay jal rahay hein me ke, aashi pata nahi kyoon nahi aati

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Ye baat tab ki HAY JAb Aamir mareez e ishq huaa

tu apni jutii mian choorann mall keh ghutne ko chatwa de, afaqa ho ga:lpop:

Tujay bhi kabi machli khatay huay kabi kaanta chubay to forun jootay pehan lia kar :lpop: