ª!ª aap bhi pochiye ª!ª

[aabi2cool]

Yaani ke ub hum poochein

aur TU bataye ga :na:

oye teri itni jurat ke tu hamein bataye

han tay fairrrrrrrrrmeri himat ko mat lalakar samjhy aur khuch pouch

[Mr. Sialkoty]

han tay fairrrrrrrrrmeri himat ko mat lalakar samjhy aur khuch pouch

mein poochta nahi hoon, hukam kerta hoon hukam :na:

mein yeh hukam kerna chahta hoon ke, ager Science ka ilm na hota to aaj is dunia mein kia hota :lpop:

[aabi2cool]

mein poochta nahi hoon, hukam kerta hoon hukam :na:

mein yeh hukam kerna chahta hoon ke, ager Science ka ilm na hota to aaj is dunia mein kia hota :lpop:

na to hota na main hota aur khuch . . . . :lpop:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

mein poochta nahi hoon, hukam kerta hoon hukam :na:

mein yeh hukam kerna chahta hoon ke, ager Science ka ilm na hota to aaj is dunia mein kia hota :lpop:

phiur shayad bhoolay bisray se u aik insaan hotay

[musaddaq]

اوہ یار تیرے موٹر سائکل چلانے سے مجھے یاد آیا کہ جب تو موٹر سائکل چلاتا ہوگا تو یہ پہچاننا مشکل ہوجاتا ہوگا کہ تو کونسا ہے اور موٹر سائکل کونسا ہے ؟


:kr::kr::kr:

g nahi tab to foran pehchana jata hai yeh, lakin jab yeh khota_sialkoti khote pe baitha ho phir nahi pata lagta:kr:

[musaddaq]

mein poochta nahi hoon, hukam kerta hoon hukam :na:

mein yeh hukam kerna chahta hoon ke, ager Science ka ilm na hota to aaj is dunia mein kia hota :lpop:

to phir hum apni kam ilmi ki wajah se tujhe insaan maan'ne ki ghalti bhi ker sakte tha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

na to hota na main hota aur khuch . . . . :lpop:

Kitna mukhtasir aur Taveel jawaab he :kr:

:clap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

phiur shayad bhoolay bisray se u aik insaan hotay

tum se poocha mein ne :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

to phir hum apni kam ilmi ki wajah se tujhe insaan maan'ne ki ghalti bhi ker sakte tha

Toon avein pooshal hilata hua zabardasti comment dene aa jata he :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

g nahi tab to foran pehchana jata hai yeh, lakin jab yeh khota_sialkoti khote pe baitha ho phir nahi pata lagta:kr:

Tu baaz nahi aaya na

Apni khair mana, aaj ke baad mein tujay pooshal hilanay walay janwar ka khitaab de raha hoon....ager tu mazeed baaz na aaya to aik step aur berh ke us janwar ka naam bhi tere saath attach ker doon ga, lagta he ke tu pyaar ki zubaan nahi samjay ga :kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

tum se poocha mein ne :slap:

u ki itni jurrat :slap: :slap:

[sham-e-mehfil]

[Mr. Sialkoty]

u ki itni jurrat :slap: :slap:

Tum apnay aap ko GAINDI (female hippo) samajti ho jo mein tum se daroon :na:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

raat ko andheera orr din ko roshni kyun hotti hai

Raat ko tum bahir nikalti ho jub ke subhu ke waqt mein :kr:

[sham-e-mehfil]

Raat ko tum bahir nikalti ho jub ke subhu ke waqt mein :kr:

haan tum ittny musalsal shareef ho k tum din main sar jhukayee rehty hoo

to raat ko to wesy bi tumhee hinhanan hotta hai na :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr: