Mr khan ki juein!

[ZShan]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

hmm mbara pyar ha juwon se
kahin woh bhi moti tazi tu nahin hen

nahin mujhey to nahin hai pyar juwon se :zuban:
bas Mr.Khan ki yaad main rakhi hui hai :khi:

[naveed iqbal]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

lo kar lo gal is baat k bhala kis kis ko naheen pata k juon aur fari ka janam janam ka sath hy:khi:

hahahaha good
:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

[naveed iqbal]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

aaap ko a gaye kiya :lpop:

tab hi to pucha tha

[sccorpion81]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

Asalam-o-alikum!

kasay ha sab ?

ap sab nay dekha hoga kah pehlay Mr khan kay avatr ma unkay sir ki juen nazar ati thi ......ab woh ghaib ha ! is ka matlaab Mr khan nay woh juen kha li ya mar di :khi::khi::khi:

unse poucha jay kah unho nay us juen ka kiya kia .....:khi:

main ne poocha hai kehtay hain k wo sari jooowain fari naam ki aik bla aaee thee us ne khaa leeen:khi::khi::khi:

[baqarkashmiri]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

tab hi to pucha tha

:lpop::lpop::lpop:

[musaddaq]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

aap ko yaad nahain jab aap dono ser joray kheray thay ud din wo aap kay ser main chali gai thi
un juon ki wo pehli mulaqat thi lis hal ahwal kuch u hay
khan ki jun:kea hal hay bahan?
Fari ki jun:bahut acha aap ka kea hal hay?
khan ki jun:bahut bura ye kambukhat to roz neha leta hay .zera bhi mael nahain rehnay deta main kea khaon?
Fari ki jun:tum adher a jao mujan hi mujan ye to do do sal nehanay ka nam nahain leti .dekho mael kha kha ker main kisi moti ho gai hon
bas wu din aur aaj ka din jun nay rehaish tabdeel ker li hay

:kr:yeh baat sab ko pata lag gayi hia fari ki:khi:

[musaddaq]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

LoLZ Fari Bakhash Dey Kisi ko :p

Fari to aisi fakeer hi nahi ahi jo kissi ko bhi bakhsh de, yeh to apna chanda le keh hi jaan chhorti hia:kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

Pata kar kay Ao Phir :p

yeh itni nikami hai keh isse ager pata kerna bhaija to 2 saal baad hi aaye gi yeh:tauba

[Mr.Khan]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

Asalam-o-alikum!

kasay ha sab ?

ap sab nay dekha hoga kah pehlay Mr khan kay avatr ma unkay sir ki juen nazar ati thi ......ab woh ghaib ha ! is ka matlaab Mr khan nay woh juen kha li ya mar di :khi::khi::khi:

unse poucha jay kah unho nay us juen ka kiya kia .....:khi:

Walaikum Salaam kookaaf ki pari :tomato:

Aik baat to tey hai Fari Sahiba ke aap mere avatar ki juein ki aashique thi or aap ne hi usay kidnappp karwaya hai , aap ki niyat shru se hi us per kharaab thi ........hazar baar aap ne usay apne ganday sar me aane ki dawat di or jub ghee seedhi ungli se nahi nikla to aap ne usay kindapp karwa kar aap ganday mailay sar se chupa liya hai or mujhy to shak hai k kahin aap ke sar ki juoon ne uski hatiya nahi kar daali ho

[Mr.Khan]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

kahin aap is joun ki to baat nahin kar raheen :mm:

Tumhry paas kahan se aaii ye juein :slap:

[Mr.Khan]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

Mr.khan nay wo juaain maari nahi..chupkay say Fari kay sir main Transfer ker di...:p

Nahi Sher bhai mai ne nahi daali bulkay Fari k sar ki jueon ke fouj me woh khud hi ghul mil gaii :khi:

[Mr.Khan]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

aap ko yaad nahain jab aap dono ser joray kheray thay ud din wo aap kay ser main chali gai thi
un juon ki wo pehli mulaqat thi lis hal ahwal kuch u hay
khan ki jun:kea hal hay bahan?
Fari ki jun:bahut acha aap ka kea hal hay?
khan ki jun:bahut bura ye kambukhat to roz neha leta hay .zera bhi mael nahain rehnay deta main kea khaon?
Fari ki jun:tum adher a jao mujan hi mujan ye to do do sal nehanay ka nam nahain leti .dekho mael kha kha ker main kisi moti ho gai hon
bas wu din aur aaj ka din jun nay rehaish tabdeel ker li hay

too gud yara :thmbup: :kr:
Aap ne to pori conversation hi suna di.........ab to kisi shak ki gunjaaiish hi nahi hai :kr::kr: :kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

yeh itni nikami hai keh isse ager pata kerna bhaija to 2 saal baad hi aaye gi yeh:tauba

Tu Aap Pata kar lo na :p

[fari]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

Pata kar kay Ao Phir :p

ap kes liya ha ap karo na:lpop:

lo kar lo gal is baat k bhala kis kis ko naheen pata k juon aur fari ka janam janam ka sath hy:khi:

:mm:ya ap kuch ghalat kah gay ha baba jee mera tu abhi aik hi janam howa ha:kr:ya tu ap hi ha mughlo kay zamnay kay bar bar janam lay kar tapak jatay ha ghalib ki urdu chahrnay hum per:tomato::tomato::tomato:

main ne poocha hai kehtay hain k wo sari jooowain fari naam ki aik bla aaee thee us ne khaa leeen:khi::khi::khi:

mai tu u jasi bareek chizian khati hi nahi:lpop::kr:

:kr:yeh baat sab ko pata lag gayi hia fari ki:khi:

hasiya arhi ha bari dost per hastay ho:slap::slap::slap:ya jantay howay kah y asab jhoot ha:slap:

Fari to aisi fakeer hi nahi ahi jo kissi ko bhi bakhsh de, yeh to apna chanda le keh hi jaan chhorti hia:kr:

APnay jasa samjha ha kiya:slap:mai u ki dost ho is ka matlab ya nhi kah u ki tarhan fakeer bhi ho:lpop:

yeh itni nikami hai keh isse ager pata kerna bhaija to 2 saal baad hi aaye gi yeh:tauba

:kr::kr::kr::kr:tab bhi nahi ao gi .....jo karna ha kar lo

[fari]

Re: Mr khan ki juein!

Walaikum Salaam kookaaf ki pari :tomato:

Aik baat to tey hai Fari Sahiba ke aap mere avatar ki juein ki aashique thi or aap ne hi usay kidnappp karwaya hai , aap ki niyat shru se hi us per kharaab thi ........hazar baar aap ne usay apne ganday sar me aane ki dawat di or jub ghee seedhi ungli se nahi nikla to aap ne usay kindapp karwa kar aap ganday mailay sar se chupa liya hai or mujhy to shak hai k kahin aap ke sar ki juoon ne uski hatiya nahi kar daali ho

:khi:u ki posting na karnay ki yahansaza khatam hogai mubarakh ho:kr:ab dobara zyada shanpati ki tu maina dobara band karwa daini ha:kr:



itni fikar ha u ko apni joun ki:kr:....u ki joun ko u kay khalos ki qadar karni chaiya thi:khi:asay nhihi jana hcaiya tha! mujhay lagta ha u pehli bar nahay hogay aur woh bechari u kay sir ma hi mar gai hogi ! :kr:

Tumhry paas kahan se aaii ye juein :slap:

Itni muhbat apni juon se kah us ki tasweer bhi kesi kay pas u ko bardasht nhi horhi:kr::kr::kr:

too gud yara :thmbup: :kr:
Aap ne to pori conversation hi suna di.........ab to kisi shak ki gunjaaiish hi nahi hai :kr::kr: :kr:

jhootay logo ko jhootay logo ki jhooti daad mil rhai ha :kr::tomato: