~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Wo bolta kab hai wo tu bay-zubaan hai :kr:
type karta hai siraf:d


pata hai humari bhainsooN ko chara dalnay wala ek donkey ko maar raha tha humaray molvie sahab aur hum masjid se nklay tu molvi sahab ne kaha kah Bay-Zubaan ko martay nahi :kr:

Us bezubaan ko mein maar raha tha, aur aaj wo be'zuban australia mein beth ker internet pe chawlein maar raha he :slap:

[GumShuda]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Us bezubaan ko mein maar raha tha, aur aaj wo be'zuban australia mein beth ker internet pe chawlein maar raha he :slap:

Tum humara kaam karnay wala Chacha Namaja nahi hoo :kr:

aur Chawalein kaun marta hai Sab Achi tarah jantay hain :kr: :kr:

Aur Waisay bhi Chawlein marnay kay lye Chawal ka khatab laina parta hai jo siraf ek ko hi milta hai har forum per aur hamaisha oskay paas hi rahta hia

Aur wo Award tumko mil chuka hai apni Profile check kar lo nahi yaqeen ata tu :kr: :kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Tum humara kaam karnay wala Chacha Namaja nahi hoo :kr:

aur Chawalein kaun marta hai Sab Achi tarah jantay hain :kr: :kr:

Aur Waisay bhi Chawlein marnay kay lye Chawal ka khatab laina parta hai jo siraf ek ko hi milta hai har forum per aur hamaisha oskay paas hi rahta hia

Aur wo Award tumko mil chuka hai apni Profile check kar lo nahi yaqeen ata tu :kr: :kr:

Tum mujay apnay ghar ka pata batao Australia mein

phir mein bush uncle ko tumhari shikayat lagaon ga ke wahan pe Alqaida ka banda he.

Phir bush uncle tumhein Abu garib mein baij ke khoob chiter lagaein ge aur tum saari shookhiyaan bhool jaoo gay :kr::kr::kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Wo bolta kab hai wo tu bay-zubaan hai :kr:
type karta hai siraf:d


pata hai humari bhainsooN ko chara dalnay wala ek donkey ko maar raha tha humaray molvie sahab aur hum masjid se nklay tu molvi sahab ne kaha kah Bay-Zubaan ko martay nahi :kr:

LoLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Toba hai Milaya bhi Kis Se :tauba

[La'hasil]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Jub tak tum muj se sachay dil se moaafiyaan nahi maang leti, tab tak me tumharay dimaag ka dahi banata rahoon ga :kr:

Din Main Khwaab Mat Dekha karo :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Din Main Khwaab Mat Dekha karo :slap:

oye tum ne mujay maara, mujay, yaani mujay

[GumShuda]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

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Toba hai Milaya bhi Kis Se :tauba

Sachh bolna mana tu nahi hai na PG per :$

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Sachh bolna mana tu nahi hai na PG per :$

such boolna bilkul bhi mana nahi he

isi liye tumhara bolna mana he :slap:

[La'hasil]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

oye tum ne mujay maara, mujay, yaani mujay

Abay Chal Na Asmaaan Se Utra hai kia Jise Main Mar Sakhti hunh Drame Bazi Awein

[La'hasil]

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Sachh bolna mana tu nahi hai na PG per :$

Such Bolna Tu Bilkul Mana Nahin Hai Haan Bongian marna Zaroor mana hai :D :p

[naveed iqbal]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

ahan - to aap ka kehna hai keh roohein nahin hoti aur na hi jinn waghera ka wajood hai?

hoti hain aur nuqsan bhi puhchati hain
ye bat to Quraan e pak main hay is say kon inkar ker sakta hay
laken aabadyion main ye cheezin kam hi hoti hain balkeh shaid hoti hi nahain
main esi kae jeghon per ja chuka hon jis kay baray main log kehtay thay keh ye aasaib zeda hay

[naveed iqbal]

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me ko jinni bana diya.......

meri kea mejal keh beni benai cheez ko pher say benaon:slap:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Assalamo allaikum

Merey aik dost ney aik ghar khareeda, woh ghar aik budhiya ka tha, jo mar chuki thi, phir hakoomat ney uska ghar neelam kiya aur merey dost ney woh khareedah. So far nothing special.....


Now comes the interesting part :eye:

Ghar ko khareedey koi 10 saal ho chukey hain, haal tak unhein us ghar mein us budhiya key chalney phirney, saans leney aur harkaat karney ki aawazein sunaii dey rahi hain...

Sitting Room mein bethey hon to doosrey kamrey mein uskey chalney phirney ki aawaz aati hai, bister mein letey hon to uskey saans mehsoos hotey hain - aur yeh sab unki poori family ney mehsoos kiya hai...

:( :(:(

Kya aap aisi baton per yaqin rakhtey hain? Kya aap samajhtey hain keh jahan per aap hain, wahan aap key elawa bhi koi hai, jissey aap dekh nahin sak rahey????? :wk

:ahhh: ....aey hy toba karein ....:slap:....kiun fazool may herasan ker rahay hain :bhago:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

Abay Chal Na Asmaaan Se Utra hai kia Jise Main Mar Sakhti hunh Drame Bazi Awein

Aasman se nahi utra to kia zameen se Ugga hoon

[Masood]

Re: ~*~Koi Hai?? - Koi Hai???~*~

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[color=black]:ahhh: ....aey hy toba karein ....:slap:....kiun fazool may herasan ker rahay hain :bhago:

Yeh munh dekh ker to lagta hai keh sab sey badi bhootni tum hi ho Bibi :slap: - to aap bhi herasan hoti hain? Main to samjha keh aap sirf karti hai: APNEY SIZE SEY :kr: