kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

[*Hijab*]

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Walekam-Aslam!
Pakistan mein tou yeh rouz ki baat hai, waisey mujh say aisay kabhi kise nay nahi mangey, waisey mangtey bhi tou mere pass kon say honay thay jo deti:khi:
waisey tou kafi faqeer aur bachey waghera hotey hein jaz bazar jatey hein, tab dadi amaan hoti thi mere saath tou woh zaroor de deti thi. Aur mera bhai jo ke 11 saal ka hai, woh bhi apni pocket money main say he dey deta tha, bina un ka mangey:)

Pichli baar mein jab Pakistan gaye thi tou aik borhay say uncle ayey they hamaray gate per, woh bhi huliye say sahi lag rahey they, unhon nay bhi kaha tha ke meri pocket maar li gaye hai, thora sa karaya de dein!

Aur mujhay nahi pata ke woh sachey thay ke nahi, ghar mein mere aur choti behan ke ilawa koi nahi tha, aur mere pass ghar mein paisay nahi tha fil-waqat so mein umhein nahi day saki

[.]

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LoLZ Kia Acha Andaz hai Mangney ka :d

Aur Main Safar Main Nahin koi Waqia nahin Main Doran-e-Safar Kisi Se baat hi nahin karti Kay Is Sab Ki Nobat aey Aur Ithni Lambi Baat Cheat tu Bilkul bhi nahin :D

aisay loog khudbakhud baat kartay hain aap kay bolnay say pehlay :khi:

ham pak main aik darbaar pay gay ..Gate pay safai karnay wala aik banda khara tha woh itna bara jharoo lay kay khara tha ..or us nay pesay mangay kay Allha kay wastay day daian ..yeh faqeer pher nahi mangye ga ...yeh faqeer pher yaha nahi hoo ga (emotionally black mailing )..us waqat rush tha main agay barh gai ....pher mery dil main khayal aya usay pesay day deenye chaye they ..kiapata waqai miskeen hoo ......ham dosri side say aye woh faqeer pher yehi sab say keh raha tha ...:khi: iwaye pesay thag raha tha logoo say :khi:..

Safar main aisay kai loog mill jatay hain ...kuch mangnay kay leye kuch iwaye hi fraud karnay karnay key leye .....Masjid kay leye to chanda har dosra teesra banda maang raha hota hai ...moun pay darhi or hath main tasbeeh parki hoti hai :D

lekan dil main yeh bhi khayal ata hai kay kia pata kisi mustahiq nay ham say kuch manga hoo or ham nay usay na dia hoo yeh samajah kay kay yeh fraud hoo ga banda...:cc:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Walekam-Aslam!
Pakistan mein tou yeh rouz ki baat hai, waisey mujh say aisay kabhi kise nay nahi mangey, waisey mangtey bhi tou mere pass kon say honay thay jo deti:khi:
waisey tou kafi faqeer aur bachey waghera hotey hein jaz bazar jatey hein, tab dadi amaan hoti thi mere saath tou woh zaroor de deti thi. Aur mera bhai jo ke 11 saal ka hai, woh bhi apni pocket money main say he dey deta tha, bina un ka mangey:)

Pichli baar mein jab Pakistan gaye thi tou aik borhay say uncle ayey they hamaray gate per, woh bhi huliye say sahi lag rahey they, unhon nay bhi kaha tha ke meri pocket maar li gaye hai, thora sa karaya de dein!

Aur mujhay nahi pata ke woh sachey thay ke nahi, ghar mein mere aur choti behan ke ilawa koi nahi tha, aur mere pass ghar mein paisay nahi tha fil-waqat so mein umhein nahi day saki

chalo tension mut lo, aainda emergency ke liye apnay paas paisay rakha karo :khi:

[D@y W@lk3r]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

yep aisa to chalta rehta hai logoo kay paas mangnay ki bari tricks hoti hain :)

main Karchi airport pay washroom gai vohan safai karnay wali lady the aik ..woh bara agay barh kay tissue peash parti hian or khud say bolna shuru kar daiti hian ..in kay paas kafi ideas hotay hian apni baat beyan karnay kay ..woh lady khud hi idher udher ki batian shuru hoo gai pher kehti hain gareeb houn yaha say ja kay kahana leena hai or bachoun ko kheelana hai ..pesay nahi hain abhi mery paas..wesay to mujhay tankha mill jati hain ..Allha ka shukar hai guzara hoo jata hai ..main kisi say mangti nahi houn..denay wala Allha hai mere kuch madad kar daian mujhay bhook lagi hai ..aap say pehlay jo ai the woh bhi mere madad kar kay gai hain main mangti nahi houn kisi ki loog madad kar daytay hain ..is say un ki bhi duwaian milti hain ...Allha bhala karian un ka
mangnay walye to kafi jaga paye jatay hain lekan airport pay kio :donno:..
jahan yeh ladies beethi hain vohan peachay aik borad laga howa tha kay safai karnay walye amlye ko kisi kisem ki koi imdad na daian ..lekan woh usi jaha beath jati hain takay borad nazar hi na aye :lol
aik baar main nay day deye they ..pher 2nd time jab airport gai the to pher koi or lady the aisi batian shuru hoo gai ..main nay unhay koi response nahi dia ....
Lahore aik jaga gai the vohan purse deekh kay sab ird gird jama hoo jati hain bachay alag ....aap jab tak doo na jaan nahi chortay ...mere cousin kehti hain purse lai koi the sath tum :tauba ...

pakistan kay bahir bhi International faqeer hotay hian ..un kay mangnay kay tareekay bhi shana andaaz main hotay hain ..cars main atay hain mangnay

NAnni APp hi bata do......................

[D@y W@lk3r]

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Assalam o Alaikom
kaisay hain aap sab..umeed hai khariyat say hongay....
howa kuch yoon keh aik roz main bus mein kahin ja rahi thi.
mujhay jahan jaga mili,,,,,,,,mairay barabar mein bethi khatoon nay mujh say pocha keh main kahan ja rahi hoon,,,,,,,,,,,,main nay unhain bata diya defence ja rahi hoon,,,,,,,,,,,phir main nay bhi baat baraye baat un say poch lia keh woh kahan ja rahi hain,,,,,,,,,unhoon nay kaha "Saudi Embassy",,,,,,,
main samjhi shayed Umrah karnay ja rahi hain,,,,,,,, Visa process kay liye Embassy ja rahi hain,,,,,,,,,,,mujhay shouq howa keh maloom karon Umrah per janay ka kia procedure hai ,,,,,,,,,abhi main yeh soch hi rahi thi keh woh khatoon khud hi shro ho gayein,,,,,,,,
khatoon nay kaha " kaam karnay ja rahi hoon ,,,woh begum sahiba khud chali jati hain mairay pass 10 rupay thay 9 rupay main nay kiraya day diya ,,,ab 1 Rupiya bacha hai ,,,wapas aanay ka kiraya nahin hai mairay passs,main koi mangnay wali nahin hoon,,,,"

lo ji kar lo gal :tauba
main nay pocha "safai karti hain "
khatoon nay kaha " nahin bartan dhooti hoon,,,,,,,,
,mazzeed paisoon ki baat nahin hoi ,,,,kiun keh main nay socha jab yeh kiraya liye baghiar ja rahi hain tu yaqeenan inhain umeed hogi keh jahan ja rahi hain wahan say mil jaye ga,,,,,,,is liye main khamosh ho gaiii,,,,,,,,,

thori dair bad unhooN nay kaha " tum bachi ho day do tu mehrbani ,, warna main koi mangnay wali nahin hoon,,,,
phir main nay unhain 10 rupay diye ,,,,,

mairay saath aksar o baishter aisa hota rehta hai most recent yehi waqia hay ..........kia aap loagoon kay saath bhi safar kay doran ya rastay mein aisa howa hai,,,,,,:)

wesay mujhay pata hain wo khatoon kon thi...ji Aanchal

[Shakh-e-Tamana]

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haaan pakistan main buhat hota hai yeh sab.....


jesa Anchal Aapi nay lhika hai keh washroom main ladies aisay kerti hain...baaton main laga ker paisay manti hain yeh wo...tu sahi hai..yeh sirf KHI main nahi pehlay her jaga he hota hai...

aksar hum loog jab jatay hain tu ISB ya LhR Airport per he jatay hain...tu wahan b yahi story hain...wahan b washroom main jo ladies hoti hain..waisay he kerti hain


or mangnay walay...wo tu poucho he na....

ik dafa kaya howa keh.....hum log ISB Airport per gaye na..pehlay tu me ko ISB Airport ki halaat dekh ker he gussa a gaya....wahan ik dafa main he 3 flights a gayien thien PIA, Suadi Airline or Bitish Airway na...or itna rash wahan keh poucho maat oper say sakht germi.... or wahan kuch constraction work b ho raha tha....oper say loog aisay ghoor ghoor ker dekhien keh jesay pehchaannay ki try main hoon....mujay tu itna gussa aya keh poucho maat...phir ji wo washroom lady..us nay me ka sir kha liya...me sirf wahan baal bananay gayi thi or us nay me ka do min wahan khara hona dobhar ker diya tha..pata nahi kaya dukh bhari kahani sunayi jaye mujay...me nay kaha aunty me k paas pakistani rps nahi hain...kehti hai achaa kahan say ayi ho..me nay kaha UK say...kehti hai acha Pounds day do na...me nay kaha itna knowldge hai u kay paas kahan konsay pasay kis country main chaltay hain...acha kher peechay par gayi keh Pounds do na...khr me nay usay 2 pounds day diye.....phir me nay socha keh 2 pounds kaisay change kaerwaye gi....or kahan say kerwaye gi...kher me ko kehti hai....2 tu kam hain..me nay kaha 200 rps say zaiyda ban janay hain jao ja ker exchange kerwa ker dekh lo...lo ji wo me k galay he par gayi keh haan haan aisay kio kaha hai keh yeh 200 say zaiyda ban janay hain...kehti hai....aisay kisi gareeb ki madaad madaad nahi hoti jesay ap nay ki hai..bahir rehnay walon ko kaya pata hum gareebon k yahan haal....me nay kaha ya Allah kaya yeh me ki jaan ko he a gayi hai....kher me nay us ko sunayi teen chaar or bahir a gayi.....

or mazay ki baat me baal brush ker rahi me ko kehti hai yeh brush mujay day do..buhat acha hai....:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:...main nay zara terhi ankhon say us ko dekha...tu chup hi gayi...:kr: :kr: :kr:


lo ji bari ayi lagg lanay ki.....wo jo wahan kaam walay hotay hain me ko kehta hai kahan hai ap ka samaan me nay kaha me ki mama lay rahi hain...kehta hai mujay baatien main lay ker ata hoon...me nay kaha rehnay daien me ka bhai hai saath main..koi masla nahi....wo tu kahay nahi me nay nahi ana baaz....me nay kaha kaya ho gaya hai bhai ...ap kio meray peechay peechay chal paray hain...me nay kaha na keh nahi zaroort ap ki....aisay us nay me ko ghoor ker dekha keh bas kha he jaye ga jesay....me nay dil he dil main do teen galiyan di us ko..or agay chali gayi.....


phir ji kaya howa flights zaiyda honay ki waja say wahan lagg ka prob ho gaya..kabhi PIA ka lagg a raha hai kabhi British Airways ka...or ik he trail per sari flights ka samaan...me na ik side per bheeth gayi....wahan ik admi ko musibat pari thi kabhi idher say mounh nikal ker dekhnay lag jaye kabhi udher say.....pehlay main bardasht kerti rahi...phir me nay sara gussa idher udher ka b us per nikala...aisa gayib howa wo keh dobara nahi aya me ko nazar...:kr: :kr: :kr:

phir bahir gaye...tu ik mangnay wala...kehta hai ji keh pounds do...me nay kaha nahi hain..kehta hai acha jo bubble kha rahi ho wo day do..me nay kaha hain.....kehta hai day do na..me nay kaha mounh say nikal ker day doon kaya..jahil ..zaleel..bhaag jao yahan say..kehta hai acha yeh apni ainak he day do...me nay kaha kitnay tum zaleel ho...maar tu nahi khani muj say chaltay phirtay nazar auo yahan say...kuch nahi milna tumhien...tu mounh manata me ko ghoorta chala gaya......



me ko hasi b aye or gussa b keh kaya ho gaya hai yahan k logon ko.....me nay toba ker li keh ab nahi main ati hoyi ISB Airport per....:kr: :kr: :kr:...itnay jahil loog hain wahan k....

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

haaan pakistan main buhat hota hai yeh sab.....


jesa Anchal Aapi nay lhika hai keh washroom main ladies aisay kerti hain...baaton main laga ker paisay manti hain yeh wo...tu sahi hai..yeh sirf KHI main nahi pehlay her jaga he hota hai...

aksar hum loog jab jatay hain tu ISB ya LhR Airport per he jatay hain...tu wahan b yahi story hain...wahan b washroom main jo ladies hoti hain..waisay he kerti hain


or mangnay walay...wo tu poucho he na....

ik dafa kaya howa keh.....hum log ISB Airport per gaye na..pehlay tu me ko ISB Airport ki halaat dekh ker he gussa a gaya....wahan ik dafa main he 3 flights a gayien thien PIA, Suadi Airline or Bitish Airway na...or itna rash wahan keh poucho maat oper say sakht germi.... or wahan kuch constraction work b ho raha tha....oper say loog aisay ghoor ghoor ker dekhien keh jesay pehchaannay ki try main hoon....mujay tu itna gussa aya keh poucho maat...phir ji wo washroom lady..us nay me ka sir kha liya...me sirf wahan baal bananay gayi thi or us nay me ka do min wahan khara hona dobhar ker diya tha..pata nahi kaya dukh bhari kahani sunayi jaye mujay...me nay kaha aunty me k paas pakistani rps nahi hain...kehti hai achaa kahan say ayi ho..me nay kaha UK say...kehti hai acha Pounds day do na...me nay kaha itna knowldge hai u kay paas kahan konsay pasay kis country main chaltay hain...acha kher peechay par gayi keh Pounds do na...khr me nay usay 2 pounds day diye.....phir me nay socha keh 2 pounds kaisay change kaerwaye gi....or kahan say kerwaye gi...kher me ko kehti hai....2 tu kam hain..me nay kaha 200 rps say zaiyda ban janay hain jao ja ker exchange kerwa ker dekh lo...lo ji wo me k galay he par gayi keh haan haan aisay kio kaha hai keh yeh 200 say zaiyda ban janay hain...kehti hai....aisay kisi gareeb ki madaad madaad nahi hoti jesay ap nay ki hai..bahir rehnay walon ko kaya pata hum gareebon k yahan haal....me nay kaha ya Allah kaya yeh me ki jaan ko he a gayi hai....kher me nay us ko sunayi teen chaar or bahir a gayi.....

or mazay ki baat me baal brush ker rahi me ko kehti hai yeh brush mujay day do..buhat acha hai....:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:...main nay zara terhi ankhon say us ko dekha...tu chup hi gayi...:kr: :kr: :kr:


lo ji bari ayi lagg lanay ki.....wo jo wahan kaam walay hotay hain me ko kehta hai kahan hai ap ka samaan me nay kaha me ki mama lay rahi hain...kehta hai mujay baatien main lay ker ata hoon...me nay kaha rehnay daien me ka bhai hai saath main..koi masla nahi....wo tu kahay nahi me nay nahi ana baaz....me nay kaha kaya ho gaya hai bhai ...ap kio meray peechay peechay chal paray hain...me nay kaha na keh nahi zaroort ap ki....aisay us nay me ko ghoor ker dekha keh bas kha he jaye ga jesay....me nay dil he dil main do teen galiyan di us ko..or agay chali gayi.....


phir ji kaya howa flights zaiyda honay ki waja say wahan lagg ka prob ho gaya..kabhi PIA ka lagg a raha hai kabhi British Airways ka...or ik he trail per sari flights ka samaan...me na ik side per bheeth gayi....wahan ik admi ko musibat pari thi kabhi idher say mounh nikal ker dekhnay lag jaye kabhi udher say.....pehlay main bardasht kerti rahi...phir me nay sara gussa idher udher ka b us per nikala...aisa gayib howa wo keh dobara nahi aya me ko nazar...:kr: :kr: :kr:

phir bahir gaye...tu ik mangnay wala...kehta hai ji keh pounds do...me nay kaha nahi hain..kehta hai acha jo bubble kha rahi ho wo day do..me nay kaha hain.....kehta hai day do na..me nay kaha mounh say nikal ker day doon kaya..jahil ..zaleel..bhaag jao yahan say..kehta hai acha yeh apni ainak he day do...me nay kaha kitnay tum zaleel ho...maar tu nahi khani muj say chaltay phirtay nazar auo yahan say...kuch nahi milna tumhien...tu mounh manata me ko ghoorta chala gaya......



me ko hasi b aye or gussa b keh kaya ho gaya hai yahan k logon ko.....me nay toba ker li keh ab nahi main ati hoyi ISB Airport per....:kr: :kr: :kr:...itnay jahil loog hain wahan k....

Fakeer to kanjoos hotay hein tum itni kanjoos ho moun se bubble nikaal bhi us beecharay ko nahi de :kr::kr::kr::kr:

Mein aisay loogon ke saath acha slook kerta hon, ager mein kisi ko 50 ka note doon to wo aur ki zid karay to mein kehta hoon ke yeh wapis karo 100 deta hoon, phir wo 50 bhi le ke apni pocket mein daal deta hoon aur zoor se kehta hoon baag ja yahan se warna do lagaon ga :lpop:

[La'hasil]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

tum hoo he sarriul :kr:

Hadd hai :tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Hadd hai :tauba

meri baaton ka bura zaroor maana karo, mein derweesh sirf insaan hoon, bus kia karon such boolay bina reh he nahi sakta :kr:

[Shakh-e-Tamana]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Fakeer to kanjoos hotay hein tum itni kanjoos ho moun se bubble nikaal bhi us beecharay ko nahi de :kr::kr::kr::kr:

Mein aisay loogon ke saath acha slook kerta hon, ager mein kisi ko 50 ka note doon to wo aur ki zid karay to mein kehta hoon ke yeh wapis karo 100 deta hoon, phir wo 50 bhi le ke apni pocket mein daal deta hoon aur zoor se kehta hoon baag ja yahan se warna do lagaon ga :lpop:

kio me ko deti us ko mounh say nikal ker bubble:slap::slap: wo awien tang ker raha tha....12 13 saal ka bacha tha....:tauba

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:


u k saath b koi yahi salook kerta ho ga na..jabhi u dosron per ker k khush hotay ho:kr::kr::kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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kio me ko deti us ko mounh say nikal ker bubble:slap::slap: wo awien tang ker raha tha....12 13 saal ka bacha tha....:tauba

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:


u k saath b koi yahi salook kerta ho ga na..jabhi u dosron per ker k khush hotay ho:kr::kr::kr:

Kanjooson ke itehaas mein sub se ouper tumhara naam ho ga...mujay aik baat batao, gandeeriyaan choos ke chilkay to bahir phainkti ho na, kahin wo bhi to nahi khaa jati :kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

meri baaton ka bura zaroor maana karo, mein derweesh sirf insaan hoon, bus kia karon such boolay bina reh he nahi sakta :kr:

Ithna bhi Such mat bola karein :p

[naveed iqbal]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Assalam o Alaikom
kaisay hain aap sab..umeed hai khariyat say hongay....
howa kuch yoon keh aik roz main bus mein kahin ja rahi thi.
mujhay jahan jaga mili,,,,,,,,mairay barabar mein bethi khatoon nay mujh say pocha keh main kahan ja rahi hoon,,,,,,,,,,,,main nay unhain bata diya defence ja rahi hoon,,,,,,,,,,,phir main nay bhi baat baraye baat un say poch lia keh woh kahan ja rahi hain,,,,,,,,,unhoon nay kaha "Saudi Embassy",,,,,,,
main samjhi shayed Umrah karnay ja rahi hain,,,,,,,, Visa process kay liye Embassy ja rahi hain,,,,,,,,,,,mujhay shouq howa keh maloom karon Umrah per janay ka kia procedure hai ,,,,,,,,,abhi main yeh soch hi rahi thi keh woh khatoon khud hi shro ho gayein,,,,,,,,
khatoon nay kaha " kaam karnay ja rahi hoon ,,,woh begum sahiba khud chali jati hain mairay pass 10 rupay thay 9 rupay main nay kiraya day diya ,,,ab 1 Rupiya bacha hai ,,,wapas aanay ka kiraya nahin hai mairay passs,main koi mangnay wali nahin hoon,,,,"

lo ji kar lo gal :tauba
main nay pocha "safai karti hain "
khatoon nay kaha " nahin bartan dhooti hoon,,,,,,,,
,mazzeed paisoon ki baat nahin hoi ,,,,kiun keh main nay socha jab yeh kiraya liye baghiar ja rahi hain tu yaqeenan inhain umeed hogi keh jahan ja rahi hain wahan say mil jaye ga,,,,,,,is liye main khamosh ho gaiii,,,,,,,,,

thori dair bad unhooN nay kaha " tum bachi ho day do tu mehrbani ,, warna main koi mangnay wali nahin hoon,,,,
phir main nay unhain 10 rupay diye ,,,,,

mairay saath aksar o baishter aisa hota rehta hai most recent yehi waqia hay ..........kia aap loagoon kay saath bhi safar kay doran ya rastay mein aisa howa hai,,,,,,:)

esa hota rehta hay
ham kisi ko kuch samjhtay hain aur wo kuch hota hay laken us dawa pher bhi ye hi hota hay keh wo wo nahain jo mejburan ban geya hay
bas kugon ko bewaqoof benanay kay ye kukhtelif hathkanday hain

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Ithna bhi Such mat bola karein :p

tum mujay apni tarah jhoota banana chahti ho :na:

[Shakh-e-Tamana]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Kanjooson ke itehaas mein sub se ouper tumhara naam ho ga...mujay aik baat batao, gandeeriyaan choos ke chilkay to bahir phainkti ho na, kahin wo bhi to nahi khaa jati :kr:

look whos talking:kr::kr::kr::kr:


sheikhon k mounh say kanjoosi ki baat:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:buhat suit kerti hai waisay:kr::kr::kr:


or me gana khati hoon gandeeriyan nahi:kr::kr: