kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

[Hitler]

Assalam o Alaikom
kaisay hain aap sab..umeed hai khariyat say hongay....
howa kuch yoon keh aik roz main bus mein kahin ja rahi thi.
mujhay jahan jaga mili,,,,,,,,mairay barabar mein bethi khatoon nay mujh say pocha keh main kahan ja rahi hoon,,,,,,,,,,,,main nay unhain bata diya defence ja rahi hoon,,,,,,,,,,,phir main nay bhi baat baraye baat un say poch lia keh woh kahan ja rahi hain,,,,,,,,,unhoon nay kaha "Saudi Embassy",,,,,,,
main samjhi shayed Umrah karnay ja rahi hain,,,,,,,, Visa process kay liye Embassy ja rahi hain,,,,,,,,,,,mujhay shouq howa keh maloom karon Umrah per janay ka kia procedure hai ,,,,,,,,,abhi main yeh soch hi rahi thi keh woh khatoon khud hi shro ho gayein,,,,,,,,
khatoon nay kaha " kaam karnay ja rahi hoon ,,,woh begum sahiba khud chali jati hain mairay pass 10 rupay thay 9 rupay main nay kiraya day diya ,,,ab 1 Rupiya bacha hai ,,,wapas aanay ka kiraya nahin hai mairay passs,main koi mangnay wali nahin hoon,,,,"

lo ji kar lo gal :tauba
main nay pocha "safai karti hain "
khatoon nay kaha " nahin bartan dhooti hoon,,,,,,,,
,mazzeed paisoon ki baat nahin hoi ,,,,kiun keh main nay socha jab yeh kiraya liye baghiar ja rahi hain tu yaqeenan inhain umeed hogi keh jahan ja rahi hain wahan say mil jaye ga,,,,,,,is liye main khamosh ho gaiii,,,,,,,,,

thori dair bad unhooN nay kaha " tum bachi ho day do tu mehrbani ,, warna main koi mangnay wali nahin hoon,,,,
phir main nay unhain 10 rupay diye ,,,,,

mairay saath aksar o baishter aisa hota rehta hai most recent yehi waqia hay ..........kia aap loagoon kay saath bhi safar kay doran ya rastay mein aisa howa hai,,,,,,:)

[Yaaram]

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walikum salam Nigaar nice topic

Aik dafah humare city main aik groH aa gaya tha aisa - kuch log thay - couple hote thay - aik bacha uthaya hota - bazar main jate hoe har kisi ko rok ke kehte ke ji " Hum FalaN sheher ja rahe thay to humari jaib kat gayi hay aur kiraya nai hay - aik din to many unhe pese dye - phir kaafi dinoN baad main baazar se ja raha tha to phir wahi jori aa ke samne khari ho gayi - kher main chal dya - us din bhi unhon ne yahi kaha tha ke jaib kat gayi hay -
Dar asal nigaar yeh begging aik laaanat hay aur aik profession ban chuka hay - jo log sahe mustahiq hote haiN woh mangte nai haiN - aur dena bhi usay hi chahe jo mangay na.

[Hitler]

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right..........karachi mein Sadar , tower , nursery side per main 2 1/2 saal say aisay couple ko dekh rahi hooon.....jo kehtay hain ham sukker say aaye hain ab wapas janay kay paisay nahin..........loag pehli martba tu yaqeen kar laitay hon gay ....lakin 2 1/2 saal ho chukay hain aur wapas janay ka kiraya hi jama nahin ho raha....
ab zyada tar aisa hi ho raha hai tu chahay kisi ko waqai ashad zurorat par jai ,,,,lakin loag yehi samjahin gay keh woh shakhs bhi drama kar raha hai

[WASI ANJUM]

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Mere saath bhi aisay hua ek baar mein ja raha tha k ek shakhas ne mujhe awaz di saaf sutheray kapre pehna hua aur chashma bhi laga hua tha parha likha lag raha tha haath mein mobile bhi thi.....us ne pehlay apna naam bataya aur kaha k Hyder abad se aaya hoon bas mein kisi ne us ki jeb kaat li hai wapsi k kirai k paisay nahi hain aur mujh se kaha k mein usay sirf 50 rupees de doon woh mujhe baad mein laota dega mene dekha to woh waqai shareef aur majboor lag raha tha mene usay 50 rupees de diye shaam ko jab mein friends k saath tha k ek friend na bataya k yaar aaj ek aadmi mila parha likha tha kisi ne us ki pocket maar li usay Hyderabad jana tha us ne mujh se 50 rupay maangay mene de diye
mene jab us se us aadmi ka huliya poochha to wahi aadmi nikla jisay mein bhi 50 rupay de aaya tha.......waisay hamaray shaher se Hyderabad ka kiraya 50 se bhi kam hai

[.]

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yep aisa to chalta rehta hai logoo kay paas mangnay ki bari tricks hoti hain :)

main Karchi airport pay washroom gai vohan safai karnay wali lady the aik ..woh bara agay barh kay tissue peash parti hian or khud say bolna shuru kar daiti hian ..in kay paas kafi ideas hotay hian apni baat beyan karnay kay ..woh lady khud hi idher udher ki batian shuru hoo gai pher kehti hain gareeb houn yaha say ja kay kahana leena hai or bachoun ko kheelana hai ..pesay nahi hain abhi mery paas..wesay to mujhay tankha mill jati hain ..Allha ka shukar hai guzara hoo jata hai ..main kisi say mangti nahi houn..denay wala Allha hai mere kuch madad kar daian mujhay bhook lagi hai ..aap say pehlay jo ai the woh bhi mere madad kar kay gai hain main mangti nahi houn kisi ki loog madad kar daytay hain ..is say un ki bhi duwaian milti hain ...Allha bhala karian un ka
mangnay walye to kafi jaga paye jatay hain lekan airport pay kio :donno:..
jahan yeh ladies beethi hain vohan peachay aik borad laga howa tha kay safai karnay walye amlye ko kisi kisem ki koi imdad na daian ..lekan woh usi jaha beath jati hain takay borad nazar hi na aye :lol
aik baar main nay day deye they ..pher 2nd time jab airport gai the to pher koi or lady the aisi batian shuru hoo gai ..main nay unhay koi response nahi dia ....
Lahore aik jaga gai the vohan purse deekh kay sab ird gird jama hoo jati hain bachay alag ....aap jab tak doo na jaan nahi chortay ...mere cousin kehti hain purse lai koi the sath tum :tauba ...

pakistan kay bahir bhi International faqeer hotay hian ..un kay mangnay kay tareekay bhi shana andaaz main hotay hain ..cars main atay hain mangnay

[Masood]

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hahahaha - yeh bhi khoob andaaz hai maangney ka.
Main aik baar Lahore geya, Baadshahi Masjid mein kharrey they aik buzurg aaey aur bohat mushkil mushkil Urdu mein batein karney lagey, saath mein yeh bhi kah diya keh main ney Denmark ko bhi visit kiya huwa hai, wahan per bhi lecture diya hai. Is tarha batein hoti rahein, to yak'dam boley: "beta woh kya hai keh main ahl-e-fiker sey ta'aluq rakhta hoon aur kuchh kaam kar raha hoon, main bheek nahin maang raha balkeh chanda maang rah hoon - agar tum istidaad rakhtey ho to maddad kar do - magar yeh bheek samajh ker na dena - main bhikari nahin hoon" :lol - main ney un buzurg ko ghalban 1000 rupee dey diyey

[Z.]

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Interesting.... meyrey sath aeysa kabhi kuch nahi hua..... safar mey mil jatey heiN log.... kuch log aeysey hotey hein jin ki baateiN akser yaad reh jati hein warna ziada tar to mey book reading hi ker rahi hoti huN iss liye koi bother ker bhi nahi sakta hehehe

[Hitler]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

yep aisa to chalta rehta hai logoo kay paas mangnay ki bari tricks hoti hain :)

main Karchi airport pay washroom gai vohan safai karnay wali lady the aik ..woh bara agay barh kay tissue peash parti hian or khud say bolna shuru kar daiti hian ..in kay paas kafi ideas hotay hian apni baat beyan karnay kay ..woh lady khud hi idher udher ki batian shuru hoo gai pher kehti hain gareeb houn yaha say ja kay kahana leena hai or bachoun ko kheelana hai ..pesay nahi hain abhi mery paas..wesay to mujhay tankha mill jati hain ..Allha ka shukar hai guzara hoo jata hai ..main kisi say mangti nahi houn..denay wala Allha hai mere kuch madad kar daian mujhay bhook lagi hai ..aap say pehlay jo ai the woh bhi mere madad kar kay gai hain main mangti nahi houn kisi ki loog madad kar daytay hain ..is say un ki bhi duwaian milti hain ...Allha bhala karian un ka
mangnay walye to kafi jaga paye jatay hain lekan airport pay kio :donno:..
jahan yeh ladies beethi hain vohan peachay aik borad laga howa tha kay safai karnay walye amlye ko kisi kisem ki koi imdad na daian ..lekan woh usi jaha beath jati hain takay borad nazar hi na aye :lol
aik baar main nay day deye they ..pher 2nd time jab airport gai the to pher koi or lady the aisi batian shuru hoo gai ..main nay unhay koi response nahi dia ....
Lahore aik jaga gai the vohan purse deekh kay sab ird gird jama hoo jati hain bachay alag ....aap jab tak doo na jaan nahi chortay ...mere cousin kehti hain purse lai koi the sath tum :tauba ...

pakistan kay bahir bhi International faqeer hotay hian ..un kay mangnay kay tareekay bhi shana andaaz main hotay hain ..cars main atay hain mangnay

:wow:

[GumShuda]

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Walaikumsalam

lolsss, apkay saath jab aksar aisa hota hai tu Chup kar kay baitha karain :kr:

Mein jab bi Bus mein safar kia lahore mein , mostly chup chaap baitha sab kay chehray daikhta rahta hoon. Aur jananay ki koshish karta hoon kah yeh kia sooch raha ho ga lols.
Aur agar koi stare karnay lag jaye tu thori dair oski ankhooN mein Ankhain daal kay daikhta rahta hoo wo insaan khud hi kisi aur taraf daikhnay lag jata hai :kr: .

Aur kisi ko yeh nahi batana chahiye kah ap kahan ja rahay hain. :P

[AbgeenA]

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han mere sath bhi esa ho chuka he log bazaer mangne wale lagte nahi lekin a kar kehte hen k help kar den:mm:

[Hitler]

Re: kahin , kisi roz,,,,,,,,,

Walaikumsalam

lolsss, apkay saath jab aksar aisa hota hai tu Chup kar kay baitha karain :kr:

Mein jab bi Bus mein safar kia lahore mein , mostly chup chaap baitha sab kay chehray daikhta rahta hoon. Aur jananay ki koshish karta hoon kah yeh kia sooch raha ho ga lols.
Aur agar koi stare karnay lag jaye tu thori dair oski ankhooN mein Ankhain daal kay daikhta rahta hoo wo insaan khud hi kisi aur taraf daikhnay lag jata hai :kr: .

Aur kisi ko yeh nahi batana chahiye kah ap kahan ja rahay hain. :P

kiun :donno:
security rznz ki waja say :cc:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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akser hota he mere saath.

Mein akser paisay de deta hoon.

Aaj se koi 8 saal pehlay jub first time muj se aik couple ne jin ke saath aik bucha bhi tha, muj se paisay maangay, unhoon ne bataya ke wo mujay apnay sheher ja ke paisay baij dein ge, un ki wazah katah se mujay laga ke yeh achay ghar ke hein, to mere paas us waqt 3, 400 rupay hoon ge, mein ne sub ke sub de diye. Mein internally bohat khush tha ke mein kisi ke berwaqt kaam aaya, lekin baad mein pata chala jub aisaay kai couples dekhay

[La'hasil]

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LoLZ Kia Acha Andaz hai Mangney ka :d

Aur Main Safar Main Nahin koi Waqia nahin Main Doran-e-Safar Kisi Se baat hi nahin karti Kay Is Sab Ki Nobat aey Aur Ithni Lambi Baat Cheat tu Bilkul bhi nahin :D

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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LoLZ Kia Acha Andaz hai Mangney ka :d

Aur Main Safar Main Nahin koi Waqia nahin Main Doran-e-Safar Kisi Se baat hi nahin karti Kay Is Sab Ki Nobat aey Aur Ithni Lambi Baat Cheat tu Bilkul bhi nahin :D

tum hoo he sarriul :kr:

[Rameez]

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hahaha..................loo g yeeeeee ttooo rooozzzz kii baaaatt haaaa ..:kr: