Zero!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

main us ki poshal (ponch) par paon jo rakh diya hy na

:kr::kr::kr::kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

:kr::kr::kr:aur u ko KBC ma bula kar sab kay samnay chawani inaam ma daini chaiya ghalt jawab per:kr:

Chawani to mein jaib mein daal loon ga, lekin tum jub 2.5KG ka dalda ghee ka dibba utha ke ghar aatay aatay tumhein 200 loog mubarak dein ge ke fari 2.5KG ghee jeet ker aai he :kr::kr::kr:

:kr:goli bandooq se hi niklay gi fkar not u ka khatama yani burai ka khatama jald hoga:kr:

Jub tak tum zinda ho, burai kabi nahi mer sakti :kr::kr::kr:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

:taubaper bili ap ko kiun nouch rhai ha:donno:

main us ki poshal (ponch) par paon jo rakh diya hy na

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

:a stick:u bandri amri itni lambi kahani ka moral mai dasni aa tanu


moral of the story :

Aamir ki dimagi halat kharab ha :slap:

Moral of the story:

Fari ki zaahri haalat kharaab he :kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

hahaha... haan fari... yeh tik hi nahi rahe... hume nishana lagana hai...

aamir:a stick:

tik jao aik, jagha warna u giyoooo:kr::kr::kr:

khisani billi khanba nouchay

:taubaper bili ap ko kiun nouch rhai ha:donno:

tumhein is tarah ka ghalat sawaal poochnay per tum ko taraq aziz ke show mein bula ker inaam ke toor per puri dunia ke saamnay 2.5 KG ka dalda ghee ka diba dena chahiye :kr:

:kr::kr::kr:aur u ko KBC ma bula kar sab kay samnay chawani inaam ma daini chaiya ghalt jawab per:kr:

nishana lagana he...kia akhiyoon se gooli marnay ka irada he :kr::kr::kr:

:kr:goli bandooq se hi niklay gi fkar not u ka khatama yani burai ka khatama jald hoga:kr:

[fari]

Re: Zero!

dil ko lagti he baat bair bakri ki :khi:

dekho fari, jub mein ne tumhein dekha tha na GTG se to meri aankhon ke aagay andeera aa gaya tha, mere paoon se jaan nikal gai thi, meri zubaan gum ho gai thi aur me khawaas bakhta ho gaya tha, phir peechay se aawaz aai...munda yeh dunia ki sub se bari museebat he, is se nabardazma ho ja, phir tu duniya-o-aakhrat mein kaamyaab he, yeh sooch ker me ne tumhein apni aankhein band ker ke dekha :a stick:

:a stick:u bandri amri itni lambi kahani ka moral mai dasni aa tanu


moral of the story :

Aamir ki dimagi halat kharab ha :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

hahaha... haan fari... yeh tik hi nahi rahe... hume nishana lagana hai...

nishana lagana he...kia akhiyoon se gooli marnay ka irada he :kr::kr::kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

u nay mujhay tu mara hi nahi
shitaan ko marnay ka khabi dil karay na u ka tu khud ko mar kar dekhna acha lagay ka sakoon bhi milay ga shitan ko mar kar:kr::kr::kr::kr:

mujhay pata ha u meri zahanat se jealous ho:slap:nalaiq ustaad mery iss sawal ka jawab na dianay per u kay oper se tracter guzarna chaiya:khi:

tumhein is tarah ka ghalat sawaal poochnay per tum ko taraq aziz ke show mein bula ker inaam ke toor per puri dunia ke saamnay 2.5 KG ka dalda ghee ka diba dena chahiye :kr:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

ghalt jawab ........u nay apnay naam ki jagha mera naam likh diya

khisani billi khanba nouchay

[ummid]

Re: Zero!

:a stick:woh ghalti se apna naam likhna chah rhay thay mera likh diya u zayada shokhay na ho
seedha kharay raho Ummid de ko nishana lagana ha :kr::kr::kr:

hahaha... haan fari... yeh tik hi nahi rahe... hume nishana lagana hai...

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

haan... theek hai... phir tu kaafi saste mein baat tay hogai... chaliye aap jaa sakte hain...

innni jaldi ja saktay hein, abi to me ko aa to lene do, me ko bis'TUK, wis'TUK chaye waye haye haye ke saath pilaoo, koi khidmat khaatir karo aur phir janay ka kehna.

me kuch khaye piye bagair thoori na jata hoon

[fari]

Re: Zero!

Mein to khud sheetaan ko maarnay walon mein se hoon, yaad he na pichlay haftay me ne tumhein kinna maara tha

waise tum ne sawaal bohat acha kia tha, is sawaal ke inaam mein tumhein puri dunia ka gool chaker lagwana chahiye, me ne sooch liya he ke me tumhein pankhay ke saath band ke button on ker ke puri dunia ka gool chaker lawaaon ga :blush:

u nay mujhay tu mara hi nahi
shitaan ko marnay ka khabi dil karay na u ka tu khud ko mar kar dekhna acha lagay ka sakoon bhi milay ga shitan ko mar kar:kr::kr::kr::kr:

mujhay pata ha u meri zahanat se jealous ho:slap:nalaiq ustaad mery iss sawal ka jawab na dianay per u kay oper se tracter guzarna chaiya:khi:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Zero!

Yaar jawaab to tumhara drust he, is liye ub tum fari ke ser ka nishaana lo :khi:

us se kaya faida hoga yaar gubaray ki tarah khali hawa hi niklay gi na:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Zero!

u se zyada tu dunia ma koi khoof nak nahi jab khud ko dekh kar nahi dartay u tu kesi ko dekh kasay dar skatay ho:kr::kr:bolo bolo tell tell:eye:

dil ko lagti he baat bair bakri ki :khi:

dekho fari, jub mein ne tumhein dekha tha na GTG se to meri aankhon ke aagay andeera aa gaya tha, mere paoon se jaan nikal gai thi, meri zubaan gum ho gai thi aur me khawaas bakhta ho gaya tha, phir peechay se aawaz aai...munda yeh dunia ki sub se bari museebat he, is se nabardazma ho ja, phir tu duniya-o-aakhrat mein kaamyaab he, yeh sooch ker me ne tumhein apni aankhein band ker ke dekha :a stick:

[ummid]

Re: Zero!

u se zyada tu dunia ma koi khoof nak nahi jab khud ko dekh kar nahi dartay u tu kesi ko dekh kasay dar skatay ho:kr::kr:bolo bolo tell tell:eye:

good one.... :hug: