newz paper main aap jo interviews parhty hain aap ki itala k liye arz hai k voh sab mabadolat he karti hain....aap yaqinan hayraan hongay k aap ne mera naam to kahen parha nahi hoga to baat dar asal ye hai k mujhy shoharat achi nahi lagti...ye chotay motay logon ka kaam hai lihaza interviw main karti hon our naam dosry logon ka chapwa dayti hon akhir our logon ko bhi mashoor hony na haq hai na?? aap logon ko khush hona chhaiye k mulk ki itni mashoor-o- maroof juornalist ne pegham k members ka interview karny ka baira uthaya hai arry nahi nahi ye aap per ehsaan nahi hai...hmmm chalin aap isay ehsaan maaninay per he musir hain to main bhala kia kar sakti hon lain ji ye apny yaraam sahab ka interview hai (without senser) akhir yaaram bhai ko bhi mashoor hony ka haq hai na ji!!!!
Pehli barish: aap ka naam??? :eye:
yaraam: aap koun hoti hain pochny vali..
pehli barish: dekhain main mashoor newzpaper ki mashoor-o-maroof
journalist hon zara tahzeeb say baat karain.
yaraam: aap ne to apna naam sameera bataya tha.. ab kahti hain tahzeeb say baat karain.. kahan hain wo?? :donno:
Pehli barish: char jamatain parh layty to acha tha.. mera matlab hai tameez say baat karain
yaraam: aaahhh!! tameezuddeen mery phopha marhoom ka naam tha ... un say kesy baat karon?
pehli barish: oh khudaya! main kahan phans gaai!!! aap filhal mujh say
baat karain our ye bataain k pyar say aapko kia pukara jata hai???
yaaram: pyar say vesy to bohat sary naam hain. wesy mujhy bablu
kahlwana acha lagta hai (sharmaty hoye)
pehli barish: date of birth kia hai aapki
yaaram: 32 june 2008 :lpop:
pehli barish: ye sawal mujhay poochna to nahi chahiye laikin poch rahi
hon! aap ki taleemi qabliyet?
yaaram: daikhain mohtarma aap mujhay janti nahi hain! main boht parha
likha bablu hon!
pehli barish:ji ji bilkul wo mujhay nazar aaraha hay! ur qualification?
yaaram: main phd (paigham ka handsom dewana)
pehli barish: ye phd kis uni say or kis subjuct main ki hay?
yaaram: upk (uni of paigham pakistan) say ki hay...or subject kay baray
main aap lagan or ummid say pooch lain.(sargoshi main) gumshuda say na poochiye ga.
pb : aap ka star?
yaaram: moon
Pehli barish : moon? ye konsa star hay?
yaram: lo ji aap nay pak ka jhanada hi nahi daikha!!star kay sath chand
hi bana hota hay na
Pehli Barish: oh i c!!! main samjh gae aap ka star! farig oaqaat main kiya
krtay hain?
yaaram: mulk or qoam ka bhala krta hon
Pehli barish: wo kesay?
yaaram: makhiyan or machchar marta hon!aap ko to pata hay kay aaj kal
poori qoam machcharon say boht tang hay
Pehli Barish: very good! aap say yehi tawaqqu thi..zindagi ka koi yadgaar
waqia?
yaaram: haaiy aap nay to dukhti rag pe haath rakh diya ...meray dushmano
nay meri zindagi ko waqiaat say bhar diya hay
Pehli Barish: aap kay dushman!!!! bablo ka bhi koi dushman hosakta hay?
yaaram: haan ji! sab say bara dushman gumshuda phir wo maasi ummid,,
our vo aamir khan ki film ka naam churanay wali chachi lagan ,
buqraat ka phopha masood or rai bahdur
Pehli barish: aap ka naam??? :eye:
yaraam: aap koun hoti hain pochny vali..
pehli barish: dekhain main mashoor newzpaper ki mashoor-o-maroof
journalist hon zara tahzeeb say baat karain.
yaraam: aap ne to apna naam sameera bataya tha.. ab kahti hain tahzeeb say baat karain.. kahan hain wo?? :donno:
Pehli barish: char jamatain parh layty to acha tha.. mera matlab hai tameez say baat karain
yaraam: aaahhh!! tameezuddeen mery phopha marhoom ka naam tha ... un say kesy baat karon?
pehli barish: oh khudaya! main kahan phans gaai!!! aap filhal mujh say
baat karain our ye bataain k pyar say aapko kia pukara jata hai???
yaaram: pyar say vesy to bohat sary naam hain. wesy mujhy bablu
kahlwana acha lagta hai (sharmaty hoye)
pehli barish: date of birth kia hai aapki
yaaram: 32 june 2008 :lpop:
pehli barish: ye sawal mujhay poochna to nahi chahiye laikin poch rahi
hon! aap ki taleemi qabliyet?
yaaram: daikhain mohtarma aap mujhay janti nahi hain! main boht parha
likha bablu hon!
pehli barish:ji ji bilkul wo mujhay nazar aaraha hay! ur qualification?
yaaram: main phd (paigham ka handsom dewana)
pehli barish: ye phd kis uni say or kis subjuct main ki hay?
yaaram: upk (uni of paigham pakistan) say ki hay...or subject kay baray
main aap lagan or ummid say pooch lain.(sargoshi main) gumshuda say na poochiye ga.
pb : aap ka star?
yaaram: moon
Pehli barish : moon? ye konsa star hay?
yaram: lo ji aap nay pak ka jhanada hi nahi daikha!!star kay sath chand
hi bana hota hay na
Pehli Barish: oh i c!!! main samjh gae aap ka star! farig oaqaat main kiya
krtay hain?
yaaram: mulk or qoam ka bhala krta hon
Pehli barish: wo kesay?
yaaram: makhiyan or machchar marta hon!aap ko to pata hay kay aaj kal
poori qoam machcharon say boht tang hay
Pehli Barish: very good! aap say yehi tawaqqu thi..zindagi ka koi yadgaar
waqia?
yaaram: haaiy aap nay to dukhti rag pe haath rakh diya ...meray dushmano
nay meri zindagi ko waqiaat say bhar diya hay
Pehli Barish: aap kay dushman!!!! bablo ka bhi koi dushman hosakta hay?
yaaram: haan ji! sab say bara dushman gumshuda phir wo maasi ummid,,
our vo aamir khan ki film ka naam churanay wali chachi lagan ,
buqraat ka phopha masood or rai bahdur
Part 2
Pehli barish: aap preshan hotay hain to kiya krtay hain?
Pehli barish : agr veraan jagah per bhaij diya jaaiy to kisay layjana pasand
karain gay?
karain gay?
pehli barish: koi khas wajha?
yaaram: haan agar vaeerany main koi bhoot aagaya to gumshuda ko dekh
kar daar k bhag jayega... our main bach jaonga
kar daar k bhag jayega... our main bach jaonga
Pehli barish: 24 ghanton main konsa wqt acha lagta hay?
Pehli barish: ghusay kay wqt kiya krtay hain?
pehli barish: pegham per aapka fav member? :eye:
Pehli barish: ji main nay aap ka favt membr poocha hay..intikhabi jalsoon vala bhangar dalnay ka nahi kaha! :na:
yaaram: aaway hi aaway...aaway hi aaway...Barish aaway..Barish aagae maidan main
hojamalo...Pehli barish chagae maidan main hojamalo (jhoom jhoom kr bhangra daaltay hoiay)
hojamalo...Pehli barish chagae maidan main hojamalo (jhoom jhoom kr bhangra daaltay hoiay)
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