cow mandi..its mazing

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

KHAWAJA DA GAWA DADOO:kr::kr::kr:HAHAHAHAHA

:kr::kr::kr: :kr::kr::kr:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

:kr::kr::kr:



chalo humien nahi feel hoti u ko tu hoti hai na bisti feel...jabhi tu yeh thread lagya hai:kr::kr::kr:...wahan apni bisti feel ki na u logon nay:kr:

hamay pata ha u ko bisti feel nahi hoti ......

u besti proof hoo:kr::kr: :kr::kr:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

hum larki k bolnay k andaz say pata chala laitay hain k woh kis mood may hai..so q itna jal rahi ho kamzor ho jaoo gheee pehlay he din bohut kam reh gayee hain:kr:

yah jan booj ka apnay app ko jala jala ka kamzoor kar rahi ha

taka loge dakh ka bemar kahaan aur mari kurbani na karaan:kr::kr::kr:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

yani u mantay ho keh u nay hamari bizti kernay ko yeh topic lagaya hai...dekho ab mokrna nahi...u nay he lhika hai sab:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:



kal ki tu nahi hai baat..jao topic ki date dekh ker auo...u tu khud gawachay bakray ho........u ko khud nahi pata kuch:kr::kr:


me ko tu koi pershani nahi hai

yah asay kar ka apna gusa chupa rahi hoo

jitni marzi kosish kar lo chupana ke u ka gusa nazar ay raha ha:kr::kr::kr:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

Nhain fari KAWWAY ki qurbani abhio jaez nahin hueey ..ye qurbani kesay deingay :kr::kr:

lakin cow ke kurbani to jayz haan na:kr::kr:

es bar to kurbani de jaya ge u ke koi mafi nahi:na:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

:khi:acha acha is bar eid per ap apni qurbani day rahy ho wah bohat achi baat ha:kr:

aray insan ke kurbani nahi hote jitna marzi free na ho jayo es bar app ke kurbani ho kar raha ge:kr::kr:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

aap humaree hee baatein humein lauta rahay ahin ...apany bhussa bharay:kr: dimagh se bhi kuch laaiey ...

kahtay han ka nakal ka leya be akal ke zaroort hoti ha:khi:

etnay sa maray khayal ma app ko samaj ay gai ho ge

kafi samaj cow lag rahi haan dakhna ma:kr::kr:

[shahid_naman]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

aray yeh tu ik Aala Umda or behtreen or lasssssh kisam ka Bakra hai...ais ki qurbani b jaiz hai:kr::kr:

tum esay choro apni khar manayo

tumhara kaya banay ga:kr::kr:

tumhara to gost be 90 kilo ho ga kam sa kam:kr::kr:

[Yaaram]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

Yar i neeed chammak chaalllo gaaa'N :kr: kya price hay is ki :khi: doondi bhi hoi hay ya dant tornay pareiN ge chammak challo zara dheere challo - :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

PG Ki Cows.

hazreen hum apkay samnay PG ki mashoor cows paish kar rahain hain :kr:
bakra mandi tou flop ho gayi q k sbhi bakroo ki bohut ziada demand thi:eye::eye:

1) shakh-e-tamana. (desi phapay kootani ghaa'n)..yeh cow bohut he phapay kootani hai aur yeh chikni chuprri batain karnay may be bohut mahir hai:eye: ,,yeh apnay baray baray hontoo say her aik ka dil lubanay ki koshish karti hai :khi:..sab say bari baat yeh k yeh acting bohut achi ker laiti hai:kr:so isey halal karne k baad achi trha check ker lijieye ga :kr::kr:

:kr: phappy kuttan :kr: iss ki phappy kutnian hum qurbani wale din sab khatam ker dain ge, :lpop: isse sangal daal keh rakhian ge

2) jia.(chamak chalo ghaa'n)yeh bari smart gaye hai.yeh gaye be ooper wali gaye ki sahaili hai.
.adatain takreeban milti julti hain..lakin yeh non vegiterian hai:kr::kr:.aur yeh ghaa-n allama iqbal say bari impress hai is liyee isko likhnay ka shauq be hai:kr::kr:

yeh tez ho nahi gayi yeh pehle hi taiz thi,lakin yeh drama bhi bohat karti hia

3) lucky.(pambhiri ghaa'n)..

yeh ghaa-n bohut chalak hai..iski khoobi yeh hai k iski zaban baki gaoo say 2 feet lambi hai.:kr::kr:.aur yeh thori si tang araoo be hai.lakin thori hamdard be hai..hamdard waloo ki jo hui :kr:aur jab isko ghusa ata hai tou iske nak say dooa nikalna shurroo ho jata hai:kr:

in keh liye koi lucky dhoondna para ga

4) La'hasil (meesni ghaa'n)

yeh gaaye bohut seriouse rahnay aur acting karnay ki koshish mein lagi rahti hai .aai mahi kisi say gal nahi karti:(
agar ghalti say koi bakra is ki bat karay yah dekhay tou yeh zaban chalanay k saath saath haath chalanayy say be baaz nahi ati:D:

or yeh apni harkatoon ki wajah se almost roz hi ammi se kutt khati hian

5) Eshaa_Chaudhry (valaiti ghaa-n).

yeh canadian cow hai bari maghroor cow hai is k har waqat 12 bajay rahtay hain,:khi: yeh jaha beth jaati hai waha say phir uthnay ka nam nahi laiti:kr::kr:in per yeh mahawra bohut suit karta hai oh ghulam fareed ghaa-n paish pay gayee thori agoo kichni pay gayee..thori peechoo tikni pay gayiii:kr::kr:

yeh jahan baith jait hia baad mian woh jagah fill kerna keh liya kari tralian lagti hain mitti ki :khi:

6) ahsaas (sanjeeda ghaa-n)

yeh bohut sanjeeda rehti hai ..aur yeh her waqt ahsaas ahsaas karti rehti hai:kr::kr:

:kr:

7) pehli``barish ( chalaak ghaa'n)

yeh ghaa'n markete mein navi navi aye hai dhayan se takkarein bari zoor ki maarti hai, eskay seengh bohat lambay hain :kr:

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Note: har gai kay 7 hisay hotain hain tu ap apnay apnay hisay kay lye apply kar saktay hain :D

ab koi mind na karay please yeh sirf mazaq hai :p






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[musaddaq]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

LolZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Touba Hai Bus Acha Is Moqay Paey Mujhay Aik Gana YAAD aa gaya :D


Larkiyo'n kay liye :D


Chup Jaein Sari Kuriyian
Ghar Main Sharam kay Maray
Gao'n main Aa gay hain
Pagal Shehar kay Saray


hahhahahahha :D :p


Bak Bak Achi kar letay hian Aap :p

jaisa munh waisi chpair:lpop:

Helloooooooooooooooooooo Kaun Sa Action aur Kaun Sa Reaction Shara nahin Ati LARKIYO'N say Badley letay howay :slap:

tumhain sharam nahi aati masoom masoom se logon ko bakra bana diya tha

[musaddaq]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

:tauba:tauba:tauba
:kr::kr::kr::kr:
:kr::kr::kr::kr:
hum log u boys ki taran nahi k surr k sawa ho jayen:hehe:

ab zahir hia serr serr keh pehle ki coal ban gayi ho tum,or kitn akala ho gi:khi:, tumhari qurbani to sadqa keh liye kerni chahia, u knw kalla rang hi chahia hota hia na:lpop:

[jia]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

Yar i neeed chammak chaalllo gaaa'N :kr: kya price hay is ki :khi: doondi bhi hoi hay ya dant tornay pareiN ge chammak challo zara dheere challo - :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

wah g wah bakry cow khareed rhay hain kia zmana aa gia hay
Yah Allah in ko thore c to aqal de hoti:kr::kr:

apna mon waikhiaa ayy:kr::kr::kr:
haan apny dant tor loo phir millay ge:kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

yahan kia huwing :bhago:

janwar kis ko bola :slap::slap::slap:
ham chirya nai hon :lahoul
ham tu sparrow hon

to sparrow kya jaanwar nahi hota:mm:

:kr::kr::kr::kr:


achaaaa tu u dono nay mil ker apni jalan nikali hai...lo me ko tu koi gussa nahi aya...me tu happy happy hoon...me tu ais baat per hiran hoing keh u loog k pait main itnay dinon say dard tha tu dasa kio nahi:kr::kr::kr:

hum khush hua keh tum itni dheet ho, buss mujhe to phappa kuttan hi chahia:lpop:

[musaddaq]

Re: cow mandi..its mazing

wah g wah bakry cow khareed rhay hain kia zmana aa gia hay
Yah Allah in ko thore c to aqal de hoti:kr::kr:

apna mon waikhiaa ayy:kr::kr::kr:
haan apny dant tor loo phir millay ge:kr:

chhamak chhalo :kr: :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr: