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    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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    I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."

    I asked her, "Where's the car?"

    She replied, "In the lake."

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    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

    So I got myself two girlfriends.

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    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

    The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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    A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

    The next day he received a hundred letters.

    They all said the same: "You can have mine."

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    It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

    It only seems longer.

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    Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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    A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

    The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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    Re: Its all about Wives

    Nice sharing.

    Aadhay to mein ne pehlay he perhay hein :hehe:
    :thmbup:

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    • #3
      Re: Its all about Wives

      hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
      ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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      • #4
        Re: Its all about Wives

        Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
        Nice sharing.

        Aadhay to mein ne pehlay he perhay hein :hehe:
        perhi hi hian ya amal bhi kerta hia:lpop:

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        • #5
          Re: Its all about Wives

          اس کو پڑھ کے یہی ذہن میں آیا کہ لکھا جائے ............بُہت ہنسی آئی .......... آخر بھائیوں کو خوش بھی تو کرنا ہے نا ........... بے چارے.....!:zuban::tasali:

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          • #6
            Re: Its all about Wives

            Originally posted by Gul View Post
            اس کو پڑھ کے یہی ذہن میں آیا کہ لکھا جائے ............بُہت ہنسی آئی .......... آخر بھائیوں کو خوش بھی تو کرنا ہے نا ........... بے چارے.....!:zuban::tasali:
            aap to aise na kahain:comfort:

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            • #7
              Re: Its all about Wives

              Originally posted by Gul View Post
              اس کو پڑھ کے یہی ذہن میں آیا کہ لکھا جائے ............بُہت ہنسی آئی .......... آخر بھائیوں کو خوش بھی تو کرنا ہے نا ........... بے چارے.....!:zuban::tasali:
              Aap mussadaq ko her thread mein bhai keh rahi hein, kia aik baar se aap ki satisfaction nahi ho pai :kr::kr::kr::kr:
              :thmbup:

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              • #8
                Re: Its all about Wives

                Originally posted by musaddaq View Post
                perhi hi hian ya amal bhi kerta hia:lpop:
                abay is mein mere amal wali kia baat he :a stick:
                :thmbup:

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                • #9
                  Re: Its all about Wives

                  Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                  abay is mein mere amal wali kia baat he :a stick:
                  kion tu amal nahi kara ga,nalaik apne susraal mian PGians ka naak katwae ga:slap:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Its all about Wives

                    musaddaqa aaj kal wives pay research kar rehay hian . :mm:.khair to hai ? kahi shadi vadi to nahi hoo rahi ?:hehe:
                    اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                    اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                    • #11
                      Re: Its all about Wives

                      Originally posted by Aanchal View Post
                      musaddaqa aaj kal wives pay research kar rehay hian . :mm:.khair to hai ? kahi shadi vadi to nahi hoo rahi ?:hehe:
                      tumhain nahi pata?:comfort:,waqi ho rahi hai kuch arse main,buss thore dinoon mian date final honi hai shadi ki,jab ho gi i will invite u all

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                      • #12
                        Re: Its all about Wives

                        Originally posted by musaddaq View Post
                        tumhain nahi pata?:comfort:,waqi ho rahi hai kuch arse main,buss thore dinoon mian date final honi hai shadi ki,jab ho gi i will invite u all
                        ahan ..Mubarak hoo Advance main :D:
                        apni honay wali wife ko yeh thread zaror deekhana :khi:
                        اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                        اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                        • #13
                          Re: Its all about Wives

                          Originally posted by Aanchal View Post
                          ahan ..Mubarak hoo Advance main :D:
                          apni honay wali wife ko yeh thread zaror deekhana :khi:
                          usse mail ker diya hia:kr:

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