Sehri ka ehtamaam

[ahsaas]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

actually me not that good in urdu, so you might be right at ur point :bwink:

soo ke aftari se pehlay uth jati hein ya :khi:

Tou Ye baat pahly batana thi na Ap ny ....k Ap achy nahin ...........(in Urdu):khi:
Uthny ki pori koshish kerty hein Otherwise Ap hamari is post k time se andaza laga sakty hein ...:lpop:

[fari]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

yaar mere hotay huay fari ki bisti to mut karo

itna he khyaal ker lo ke wo meri shagird he

mein nahi bardaasht ker sakta ke us ki koi bhi bisti karay :na:
mre ilawa :kr:

Dekho Fari ko jo bhi keh lo, us ke baal poot lo, us ko dhaagay se baand do, me bardaasht ker sakta hoon, lekin fari ke musalsal mohtaram aur latagaar kabil-e-izat ustaad ki shaan mein kisi kism ki gustaakhi nahi honi chahiye, me tumhein Fari ka khoon to moaaf ker sakta hoon per us ke ustaad-e-mohtaram ki taraf uthai hui cheechi ungli bhi bardaasht nahi ker sakta

ap jasay ustaad ko tu










































phansi day daini chaiya:slap:....
.woh bhi bagair cough syrup diya:hathora

[fari]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

Main to fari pari ko bohat kuchh keh leta hoon aur woh bohat kuchh sun leti hai, aakhri bechari karey bhi to kya, ussey bhi apni besti mujh sey karwaney mein mazzah aata hai :kr: aur yeh uskey haazmey key liye zaroori bhi hai - magar main us pyari si guriyah keh baal nahin poot sakta - kyun keh woh pehley hi GANJI hai jabhi woh sar per scarf rakhti hai takeh keh koi uskey zulf-e-hairan'pareshaan'sunsaan ko na dekh ley :kr:

Aur jo salook fari ka ho raha hai wohi tumhara honey wala hai anqareeb :tomato:

:hathorauncle bhurapay ma baal nahi bachay ap kay tu mera kiya kasoor:donno:...........apna jasa mujh ko na samjhayMaina scaf is liya pehna tha kah kahin ap jasay ganjay log meray pyaray lambay balo ko nazar na laga dian:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:Jul kukar kahin kay:zuban:

[fari]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

dhat terey ki - jabhi main kahoon keh pehley pehal to fari pari aik nafees si bachi thi, pyari pyari batein karney wali, achhey achhey kaam karney wali - ab yeh issey kya ho geya hai, to iska raaz yeh hai keh woh tumhari shagird hai - jaisa ustaad waisi shagird :kr:

:na:Meray ustaad ko kuch mat kaho uncle............ap meray ustaad ka gala daba saktay hain.....sar phar saktay hain...us ko ulta latka kar chabuk se pett saktay ahin .............unki dum pakar kar gol gol ghoma saktay hain aur phansi bhi day saktay hain
magar unki koi burai ma nahi sun sakti:a stick:

[Masood]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

:hathorauncle bhurapay ma baal nahi bachay ap kay tu mera kiya kasoor:donno:...........apna jasa mujh ko na samjhayMaina scaf is liya pehna tha kah kahin ap jasay ganjay log meray pyaray lambay balo ko nazar na laga dian:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:Jul kukar kahin kay:zuban:

ab tum laakh exucuses bnaa lo magar ham to yehi jantey hain keh tum ganji ho jabi scarf mein lipti hui thi :p

[Masood]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

:na:Meray ustaad ko kuch mat kaho uncle............ap meray ustaad ka gala daba saktay hain.....sar phar saktay hain...us ko ulta latka kar chabuk se pett saktay ahin .............unki dum pakar kar gol gol ghoma saktay hain aur phansi bhi day saktay hain
magar unki koi burai ma nahi sun sakti:a stick:

mujhey zaroorat bhi nahin, yeh kaam tum dono jo kar rahey ho aik doosrey key liye :comfort:

[fari]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

ab tum laakh exucuses bnaa lo magar ham to yehi jantey hain keh tum ganji ho jabi scarf mein lipti hui thi :p

:tomato::tomato:bhurpay ma ap ko sab ulta seedha hi sojta ha apni ganj dekh kar tu ap ki mat hi mari gai ha:kr::kr::kr:

mujhey zaroorat bhi nahin, yeh kaam tum dono jo kar rahey ho aik doosrey key liye :comfort:

:khi:tu phir kiun atay ho ustad shagird kay bech ma:tomato::tomato::tomato:ab agay ho tu meray ustaad ko phansi per ap ko latkana paray ga

[Masood]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

:tomato::tomato:bhurpay ma ap ko sab ulta seedha hi sojta ha apni ganj dekh kar tu ap ki mat hi mari gai ha:kr::kr::kr:




:khi:tu phir kiun atay ho ustad shagird kay bech ma:tomato::tomato::tomato:ab agay ho tu meray ustaad ko phansi per ap ko latkana paray ga

main to is umer mein bohat ba'shaoor hoon aur tumhara shaoor gin raha hoon magar tum ganji kaisi lagti ho gi? kabhi dikhana - mujhey anjoobey dekhney ka shoq hai :d

[ahsaas]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

Kia ho raha hai yahan???:donno:

[fari]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

main to is umer mein bohat ba'shaoor hoon aur tumhara shaoor gin raha hoon magar tum ganji kaisi lagti ho gi? kabhi dikhana - mujhey anjoobey dekhney ka shoq hai :d

:taubakhushfahmi ka koi ilaj nahi ha:donno:AP tu apnay moen ullo ho:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:apnay baray ma asi khushfahmiya rakhtay raho woh din dor nahi jab ap ko ULLO declare kar diya jay ga:kr:
Meri tu ganj nahi ha :donno:per agar ap ko ajoba dekhna hi ha ...tu sheesa dekh lain ..........hathi numa ullo woh bhi ganja dekh jay ga,,,phir khush hojiya ga:kr::kr::kr::kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

ab tum laakh exucuses bnaa lo magar ham to yehi jantey hain keh tum ganji ho jabi scarf mein lipti hui thi :p

:slap::slap: Hum dekh rahay hain k khasee der se aap nay humaree ljaanu se bacha ko tung kiya huaa hay, khabardaar jo ab aisa kiya aap nay :a stick:

[AbgeenA]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

haan sahi kaha, aftari se pehlay waqt pata nahi kyoon nahi guzarta :tauba me TV ke aagay book le ke beth jata hoon, aik aankh se TV dekhta hoon aur doosri mein book perhta hoon aur is tarah apnay aap ko dhooka de ke time paas ker leta hoon :kr:aur mein ager kitchen mein jaon to mukhtalif kism ki khushbo'ein mujay stimulate kerti hein so avoid he kerna chahiye :khi:

tv or book aek sath:cc: esa to bohat "zahin" log karte hen:mm:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

main to is umer mein bohat ba'shaoor hoon aur tumhara shaoor gin raha hoon magar tum ganji kaisi lagti ho gi? kabhi dikhana - mujhey anjoobey dekhney ka shoq hai :d

ba sha'oor Ye kahieey BUDHHAY KHOOSAT hain :kr:

:slap:Aur ganjay aap hain fari nahin ..... Wessay sochnay ki baat hay :mm:...ganja Elephant kesa lagta hoga:kr::kr::kr::kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

:na:Meray ustaad ko kuch mat kaho uncle............ap meray ustaad ka gala daba saktay hain.....sar phar saktay hain...us ko ulta latka kar chabuk se pett saktay ahin .............unki dum pakar kar gol gol ghoma saktay hain aur phansi bhi day saktay hain
magar unki koi burai ma nahi sun sakti:a stick:

:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

[fari]

Re: Sehri ka ehtamaam

ba sha'oor Ye kahieey BUDHHAY KHOOSAT hain :kr:

:slap:Aur ganjay aap hain fari nahin ..... Wessay sochnay ki baat hay :mm:...ganja Elephant kesa lagta hoga:kr::kr::kr::kr:

:kr::kr:woh bhi bhuday khosat Elephant ganjay kasay lagty hongay:kr: