kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

[Masood]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

:eye:meri ammi phone nahi otati infact woh tu phone ki bell bajnay per hi salwatain suna dati ha kah Fari phone othao:pagal:
aur mai phone otha kar ap ki baatain sun kar ap ka phone zor se patak kar ammi se kahon gi kah ammi kesi ZOO waly hathi numa uncle ka phone tha.:lpop:.............khisak gay ha becharay ZOO se bhagnay per sathiy gay hain:khi:
so ap ki agay ki kahani sari fiction ha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:asa apki amma hi kahti hongi ap ko jamadar khain kay :p

ab dekho na apney apney naseebon ki baat hai keh tum har baat mein salwatein sunti ho aur hamein duaein milti hain - tum jamadarni ho aur ham mughaliya saltnat key farman'rwaa :lol

[fari]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

ab dekho na apney apney naseebon ki baat hai keh tum har baat mein salwatein sunti ho aur hamein duaein milti hain - tum jamadarni ho aur ham mughaliya saltnat key farman'rwaa :lol

mai har baat per salwatain nahi sunti:na:sirf kuch baaaton per sunti ho:blush:per ap ki khushfahmi :khi:kah ap abhi tak mughliya saltanat lay kar bathay khush hain jabkay aap abb us saltanat kay chaprasi bhi nahi rahay :tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::t omato:

[Masood]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

mai har baat per salwatain nahi sunti:na:sirf kuch baaaton per sunti ho:blush:per ap ki khushfahmi :khi:kah ap abhi tak mughliya saltanat lay kar bathay khush hain jabkay aap abb us saltanat kay chaprasi bhi nahi rahay :tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato::t omato:

Lo main apni saltnat khud bnaa leta hon mujhey mughlon ki zaroorat nahin - aakhir main bhi to Mughal hoon Jahan kaho gi apna dera daal doon ga koi hai maii ka laal jo hata sakey don't worry :comfort:tumharey liyey bhi job kaafi hongey safaii key wahan :lol

[fari]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

Lo main apni saltnat khud bnaa leta hon mujhey mughlon ki zaroorat nahin - aakhir main bhi to Mughal hoon Jahan kaho gi apna dera daal doon ga koi hai maii ka laal jo hata sakey don't worry :comfort:tumharey liyey bhi job kaafi hongey safaii key wahan :lol

:kr:apki baaton se lag raha ha kah ap dervash banay ki nakam kosish karr rhay hain per plzzz apkay kahin bhi daira laganay se log kasay zinda rahian gay .............iss liya ap baray mehrbani apnay ZOO mai wapis chalay jain ap wahin achay lagty hain ...........bachay yani hum apko dekh kar khush hi hojain gay

[Masood]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

:kr:apki baaton se lag raha ha kah ap dervash banay ki nakam kosish karr rhay hain per plzzz apkay kahin bhi daira laganay se log kasay zinda rahian gay .............iss liya ap baray mehrbani apnay ZOO mai wapis chalay jain ap wahin achay lagty hain ...........bachay yani hum apko dekh kar khush hi hojain gay

Kaha na main ney zoo mein asteefa dey diya hai aur ab wahan tumhari seat hot hai - log tumhein hi talash kartey hain waisey bhi aajj kal female dor hai aur zoor mein to bandriyaan tumhein maasi kehti hain na :p

[fari]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

Kaha na main ney zoo mein asteefa dey diya hai aur ab wahan tumhari seat hot hai - log tumhein hi talash kartey hain waisey bhi aajj kal female dor hai aur zoor mein to bandriyaan tumhein maasi kehti hain na :p

:khi:bhagna ko asteefa kah rahayho cheater uncle...............apna adress dain phir dekhtay hian ap tak ZOO walay kitni dair ma puhnchtay ha:tomato::tomato::tomato:

[Masood]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

:khi:bhagna ko asteefa kah rahayho cheater uncle...............apna adress dain phir dekhtay hian ap tak ZOO walay kitni dair ma puhnchtay ha:tomato::tomato::tomato:

merey paas to pohanchtey huwey unhein sadiyaan lag jaein gi magar tum foran pakar lein gey aur waisey bhi tumhein to abhi aur isi waqt zoo mein jama karwaa dena chahiyey :p

[fari]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

merey paas to pohanchtey huwey unhein sadiyaan lag jaein gi magar tum foran pakar lein gey aur waisey bhi tumhein to abhi aur isi waqt zoo mein jama karwaa dena chahiyey :p

mughli uncle hathi sadiyan guzar gai ap ki abb ap ka zoo ma janay ka waqt agiya ha chalay seedhi tarhan khud hi ZOO walo ko adress bata dain apna:khi:

[Masood]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

mughli uncle hathi sadiyan guzar gai ap ki abb ap ka zoo ma janay ka waqt agiya ha chalay seedhi tarhan khud hi ZOO walo ko adress bata dain apna:khi:

tum to aisey mujhey zoo ley jaa rahi ho jaisey 'Abrar gata hai:

aaja tey behja cycle tey

tum gao:

aaja tey chaliyey zoo uncle :lol

[fari]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

tum to aisey mujhey zoo ley jaa rahi ho jaisey 'Abrar gata hai:

aaja tey behja cycle tey

tum gao:

aaja tey chaliyey zoo uncle :lol

:khi:sorry meri cycle bohat choti ha ap kay size kay nisbat so ma ya gana ganay ka risk nahi lay sakti:blush: ...taklufan bhi nahi :na:

ap ko trailaa lay kar jay ga zoo:khi:

[Saira_abdul]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi

main
bolti hoon

post laga kar

[La'hasil]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

aur main kehta hoon keh "dhan hosla Amna ki amman ka" :lol waisey tum pedah nahin hui tumhein ejaad kiya geya ho ga ::khi:

Array Chal Na Khabardar Jo mujhay khuch kaha tu /slap

[fari]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

Array Chal Na Khabardar Jo mujhay khuch kaha tu /slap

:khi:pper ab tu unho nay kah diya abb kiya karen gi ap unclle ka:donno:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

Hahahaha khala kia maze ka sawal poocha hai


Mat poochain k main kitna bhulakar hooon
Main aksar bhool jata hoon apna Mobile, Keys and wallet

Mera mob aur keys aur wallet main jahan bhi jata hooon jaib say nikal ker table per rakh daita hoon aur apni glasses bhi aur jatay jatay koee na koee chees uthana bhoool hi jata hoon jis k liey mujhe kaee dafa bhot pareshani bhi uthana perti hai....Phichlay dino main apna cell phone aik restorant main chor aaya...nahien mila

phir us say aik 2 din bad main doosre city gya tha .. jab ham wapis aa rahay thay tu rastay main aik jagha per hotal main ruk ker tea pee aur aagay chal diey aur taqreeban 30 KM aagay ja ker mujhe pata chala k mera wallet mairi jaib main nahien ..aur Phir jab ham 50 KM aagay aur gay tu hamain wapsi k liey U tern mila ab ham doosri side per aagay tu hamain aur hotel per janay k liey 100 KM aagay ja ker U tern lay ker phir us jagha aana parha yani hamari safar main Taqreeban 200Km ka Izafa ho gya aur jab hm hotel per gay tu wo band ho chuka tha....phir kisi tareeqay say ham nay us banday ko dhoonda aur us say hotel khulwaya....aur shukar hai k banda koee Eemandar tha jis nay mera wallet wapis day diya....warna..................................... .

Very nice, tera yeh waqeya sun ker bohat khushi hui :kr::kr::kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: kia cheez zaida bhool jatay hian?

Mein bulakar mashoor hoon.

Kai baar loogon ko time de ke bhool jata hoon phir phone aata he ke hum aap ka wait ker rahay hein, phir apnay pe ghusa aata he.

Meri Ammi kehti hein ke tumharay maathay pe aik chit laga deti hoon ta ke tumhein bahir ke loog yaad kerwa dein ke tumhein falan cheez laani he.

Office mein bohat bhool chook ho jati he, jo party inthai urgent kaam kehti he, wo sub se late hota he :hehe:

Waise mein apna mobile, wallet, ainak wagaira apni pocket mein rakh leta hoon, lekin akser bhool tub hoti he jub me shave kerwa ke ghar aata hoon to pata chalta he ke ainak wahan bhool gaya, halanke mein usay instruction bhi deta hoon ke meri ainak mujay yaad kerwa dena

8th class mein meri cycle gum ho gai, pata he nahi tha kahan gum hui, 5 din baad mili, dukaandaar ne bataya ke aap cycle pe aaye aur paidal wapis chalay gaye, yeh baat aaj tak samaj nahi aai